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Hot out today. |
# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:32 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 17:53 |
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hey op how's the wife and kids? *clicks lock on hellcat and it beeps*
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:32 |
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*walks outside* *neighbor's dog is stuck to my dog, spinning around in a circle* we-he-hell op, guess we're gonna be having a litter of mutts soon! |
# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:34 |
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I'm the dude on the block with a real hot wife with no kids. a lake house and a hellcat
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:35 |
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Heard it's supposed to rain later. |
# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:36 |
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Do you know who owns the hellcat parked in my space? Doesn't anyone pay attention to the designated parking?
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:40 |
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hi *scurries inside without making eye contact*
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:10 |
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Haha heeey neighbor! I went ahead and put a google map view of the property lines in your mailbox so you can avoid mowing into our yard next time. No big deal! Say did you watch ~that big game~ last nigh.. oh your going inside-just watch the yard lines next time kay? Good talk! |
# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:14 |
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say did the trash guys come early this week? it, uh, seems like they came early, they're usually right on time you could set your watch by them, heh heh not that I would, I don't wear a watch anymore seems like people don't wear them so much you know, because of, uh, cell phones *trails off, squints up at sky for a while*
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:18 |
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**nervously measures grass height to everyone else's, so as to not appear over eager to mow the grass and yet at the same time, hoping like heck to not look like he doesn't care** Hi, neighbor! I uh, got some of your mail. **hands over totally and obviously marked package labelled FLESHLIGHT DELUXE** I signed for it because you weren't home and I figured you'd do the same for me if my High Times copy accidently ended up your way haha! Welp anyways I gotta run *literally runs* https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:23 |
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*grilling hamburgers voice* what do you think of my lawn |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 00:00 |
*appraising lawn voice* nice hamburgers | |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 00:16 |
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[steps out of shed to find all of my neighbors outside interacting with each other] "was that stuff laced?" I hopefully thought to myself |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 01:57 |
Yeah it is getting a little long, huh. Well I'll get on it soon, have a few things to get done first tho *installs locking mailbox* *installs extra deadbolts* *begins moving extremely nondescript packages into the house* |
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:13 |
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50 years ago: hey neighbor, can i borrow a cup of sugar? god bless today: hey there neighbor, give me some sugar, sexually. we're an amoral generation. it's like we live on a cum-de-sac, am i right. i will see you tonight at the secret rally, where we will take turns dumping cups of sugar on the national flag, and pictures of our forefathers
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:32 |
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anybody want to go down to my lakehouse this weekend
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:34 |
FutonForensic posted:50 years ago: hey neighbor, can i borrow a cup of sugar? god bless |
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:35 |
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gently caress My rear end posted:hey op how's the wife and kids? *clicks lock on hellcat and it beeps* hey man nice hell cat. I drive a mustang and get pussy on the reg |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:36 |
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*closes garage door the instant i see my neighbor pulling into his driveway*
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:51 |
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Boba_Fetus posted:hey man nice hell cat. I drive a mustang and get pussy on the reg
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:52 |
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gently caress My rear end posted:anybody want to go down to my lakehouse this weekend sure |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:52 |
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Boba_Fetus posted:hey man nice hell cat. I drive a mustang and get pussy on the reg you down for coming over to my place sometime we can toss back some brews and pressure wash my drive way
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:52 |
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I'm the poor person living on the block buy I love red meat so everybody probably likes me |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 03:11 |
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*strolls around the cul-de-sac pushing a charcoal grill affixed to a shopping cart* Yall want any meat? |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 03:25 |
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How about this weather? Hot enough for ya? |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 03:43 |
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Hey! You guys catch that bug going around? My whole family is coughing and sneezing up a stor... (neighbors rush into their homes, locking of doors is heard) |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:05 |
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This heat... it's unbearable... what have we done to offend the gods?
High on the hog, 90's style. |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 09:40 |
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That's it, I'm calling the HOA about the hellcat parked over three spaces!
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 09:44 |
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hockey jockey posted:That's it, I'm calling the HOA about the hellcat parked over three spaces! I'm more impressed than offended, considering the three spaces aren't even next to each other. I would call the local news or take a picture, but both my phone and camera have melted from this unbelievable heat. It's a scorcher today. High on the hog, 90's style. |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 10:19 |
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*Spends days contemplating how to bring up the idea of having a regular Neighborhood Key Party at the next Summer Block Party* |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 11:07 |
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what the...no...another hellcat? seriously?
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 13:04 |
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lawn |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 13:48 |
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The folks who just moved in up the street are *looks around furtively* black but they seem all right. |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:28 |
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Ther goes the neighborhood!! *the houses and the land they're on have been uprooted and are being transported thru the air by alien ships* |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:39 |
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say do any of you folks wonder who's making that clanging racket at all hours? geez it sounds like someone is starting an illegal blacksmithing business. it's so weird, it sounds like it's coming from my garage sometimes, must be some trick of acoustics. anyway just wondering whether you folks have any leads or were contemplating legal action or anything like that. oh and also curious if any of you need anything made out of chainmail, I know a guy.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:40 |
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alnilam posted:Ther goes the neighborhood!! *the houses and the land they're on have been uprooted and are being transported thru the air by alien ships* give me back my 3 bed 3 bath you green alien fucks
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:19 |
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*smiles weakly, terror in my eyes*
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:43 |
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life is good in the 'sac |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:09 |
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is out enjoying this gorgeous day washing and waxing his hellcat
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:30 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 17:53 |
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gently caress My rear end posted:is out enjoying this gorgeous day washing and waxing his hellcat Watching surreptitiously from behind my curtain and muttering about neighbours from hell(cat)
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 21:34 |