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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Well I guess I'm an rear end in a top hat.

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

SARCASM!

But also the MOAB has a disproportionately big burst pressure radius compared to its actual explosive paylod, it's designed to create a very wide area compressive wave.

Zeris posted:

Tell us

That's my sanitized example of why we might not get combat use footage.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/852627331697041408

The last time this happened, Donnie went nuts on twitter (like worse than usual) and Bannon had to catch the next flight down to Florida to make him shut up.

.... and now he's discovered that presidents can bomb people.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice! posted:

Well I guess I'm an rear end in a top hat.

It's ok, buddy. We all float down here

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Booblord Zagats posted:

It's ok, buddy. We all float down here

Everything floats

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

BEING THE PERSON THAT WOULD RUN THE loving MILITARY DRAFT
It really is the ultimate job for an empty headed nobody you wish to reward. If he ever has to demonstrate competence, things are hosed to the point that no one is going to remember.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Actually a good point! So, I'll present you with more stupid from the White House.

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/852630957941248001

White House staffers are so freaked out that they're calling reporters and asking which White House staffers are leaking to the reporters.

Fuckin paranoia inception going on right now.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
can we get to the part where they are literally backstabbing and poisoning each other please

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Two Finger posted:

Everything floats

Your rear end had better hope so with that storm on its way

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...e%2Fin-the-news

TLDR, a woman's baby died while she was jailed in Milwaukee County Jail and she's now suing the Sheriff's office for $Texas. It's notable because the sheriff is none other than David Clarke, and this is what a spokeswoman for the sheriff's office had to say:

quote:

When asked for comment, a spokeswoman for the Milwaukee County jail emailed The Washington Post: “The sheriff will have a lot to say on our Facebook page (Wednesday). He said he’ll put his statement there “so lib media — the (propaganda) machine for the Democrat Party — cannot contort the truth. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain.

. . .

The jail has been under scrutiny after four people died there last year, including a man who died of dehydration while locked in his cell and a newborn whose mother gave birth in a cell while no staff members appeared to notice, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

The woman, Shade Swayzer, told corrections officers her water broke around midnight during her stint in jail last July, according to the Journal Sentinel. She gave birth around 4 a.m., but didn’t receive medical attention until about 6 a.m.

The company who handles medical care at the jail said Swayzer’s baby was stillborn, but the woman claims her baby was “born alive, cried profusely and was breast-fed.”

Jankowski is representing Swayzer too. Their claim seeks $8.5 million in damages.

In an interview with the Guardian, Clarke called the controversy surrounding the deaths at his jail a “manufactured issue. This is a disguised political attack. Four deaths in a jail, yeah, OK, there were four deaths in a jail, not connected in any way. People die in hospitals, people die in nursing homes, people die — doesn’t mean we had anything to with it.”

psydude fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Apr 13, 2017

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Booblord Zagats posted:

Your rear end had better hope so with that storm on its way

Storm bypassed auckland and we got maybe an hour of rain. I was looking forward to scaring the hell out of n4m when my reanimated corpse washed up too :(

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



psydude posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...e%2Fin-the-news

TLDR, a woman's baby died while she was jailed in Milwaukee County Jail and she's now suing the Sheriff's office for $Texas. It's notable because the sheriff is none other than David Clarke, and this is what a spokeswoman for the sheriff's office had to say:

:saddowns: Please don't judge all of Milwaukee by Sheriff Clarke. He's a loving moron who is probably going to be laughed out of office after all of this since he sort of floated under the radar previously before by running as a Democrat and not opening his mouth with anything outrageous. Milwaukee is actually a pretty alright city, pretty much Chicago's little brother minus the large financial industry, it was also the last (and really only to my knowledge) large American city to have been run by actual socialists during the first half of the 20th century.

The suburbs on the other hand are total rear end in a top hat hardcore GOP drones of which Scott Walker is a prime example of.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

quote:

A Detroit emergency room physician was charged Wednesday with mutilating the genitalia of two 7-year-old girls in what is believed to be the first case of its kind brought under federal law.

please don't spark male circumcision debate please don't spark male circumcision debate please don't spark male circumcision debate

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2017/04/13/doctor-charged-genital-mutilation/100416734/

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Two Finger posted:

Storm bypassed auckland and we got maybe an hour of rain. I was looking forward to scaring the hell out of n4m when my reanimated corpse washed up too :(

We never die when we want to, mang

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


*storms into thread, panting heavily, thrusting an educational finger skyward in preparation of an argument*

quote:

please don't spark male circumcision debate please don't spark male circumcision debate please don't spark male circumcision debate

Awww maaaan :mad:

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
>Insert Silent Hill wiki here

Diarrhea Elemental fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Apr 13, 2017

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





That was silent Hill wasn't it

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Two Finger posted:

That was silent Hill wasn't it

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

please don't spark male circumcision debate please don't spark male circumcision debate please don't spark male circumcision debate

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2017/04/13/doctor-charged-genital-mutilation/100416734/

Jesus this seems like something the far right is gonna latch onto and talk about incessantly with respect to sharia law and poo poo like that.

But maybe they're smarter than that?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/852646887693975552

:chanpop:

:chanpop:

:chanpop:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Lol gently caress you if you're still in

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Jesus this seems like something the far right is gonna latch onto and talk about incessantly with respect to sharia law and poo poo like that.

But maybe they're smarter than that?

Well does it have to be about religion? and can we just agree it is a hosed up thing that's happening in here?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
If you're in the IRR or even if you have one of the more favorable reenlistment codes on your dd214, I would not sign for any certified mail any time soon.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

please don't spark male circumcision debate please don't spark male circumcision debate please don't spark male circumcision debate

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2017/04/13/doctor-charged-genital-mutilation/100416734/

Wow that's hosed up.


Spoke to soon, the hosed up scale is pegging on horrified.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Well does it have to be about religion? and can we just agree it is a hosed up thing that's happening in here?

Obviously. I actually had a class on female circumcision and the cultural relativism that surrounds the debate relating to it. Suffice to say the whole thing is horrible and tragic.

I could understand the defense this lady will likely put up and its going to be interesting to see how it all unfolds, particularly with regard to places like (I think) Egypt, which have recently allowed these kinds of operations to take place in hospitals in order to ensure that it doesn't happen in filthy settings. gently caress that bitch tho she deserves alot of time and the loss of her license, particularly for not going to the authorities.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Because it is connected to religious and cultural practices that need to be eradicated from the face of the earth.

uhh lets keep the topic on the act itself instead of its purported connections to other cultural norms, shall we? Otherwise this will get stupid as poo poo quick.

Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 13, 2017

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Well does it have to be about religion? and can we just agree it is a hosed up thing that's happening in here?

Because it is connected to religious and cultural practices that need to be eradicated from the face of the earth.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Yo my offer of sanctuary to anyone who will work for me holds good

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
I wonder when we're going to war with Iran to complete the trifecta.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Two Finger posted:

Yo my offer of sanctuary to anyone who will work for me holds good

Hate to break it to you but you're closer to the future fallout of all of Southeast Asia.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





This is true. I wonder if I'll see the flashes over the horizon

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

not caring here posted:

If you're in the IRR or even if you have one of the more favorable reenlistment codes on your dd214, I would not sign for any certified mail any time soon.

feels good man

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Out of DPRK ICBM range feels good :smugdog:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Woof Blitzer posted:

Out of DPRK ICBM range feels good :smugdog:

:same:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Kawasaki Nun posted:

uhh lets keep the topic on the act itself instead of its purported connections to other cultural norms, shall we? Otherwise this will get stupid as poo poo quick.

Okay. Since this isn't D&D, I'll just leave us with a Jezebel.com comment on the story:

quote:

I’m a woman. I’m also trans. I was circumcised. That’s by definition female genital mutilation. GTFOH if you want to pretend they’re apples and oranges.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Woof Blitzer posted:

Out of DPRK ICBM range feels good :smugdog:

Coastal elite :smug:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Stultus Maximus posted:

Okay. Since this isn't D&D, I'll just leave us with a Jezebel.com comment on the story:

:psyboom:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Woof Blitzer posted:

Out of DPRK ICBM range feels good :smugdog:

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Yo, so in case nukes starts flying how hosed am I if I live ~300km from St. Petersburg & ~100km from the easternmost airfield in Western Europe that can handle anything from fighters to C-17s/B-52s?

Coldwar timewarp
May 8, 2007




Not to start The Worst Debate, but this is totally apples vs crab apples, ethically.

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Man everything surrounding North Korea is boycriedwolf.txt x1000, people are going to be quite incredulous if anything actually happens, me included

The new street troll was pretty great though. However, thr whole thing is a mess, and has been for quite a while now. No one wants to deal with millions of NK refugees. Plus China's buffer zone of course

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