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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

my lightsaber color of choice? green

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

That DICK! posted:

my brain is stupid as hell

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's like the Pixies once said, about Donald Trump:

He bought me a soda
He bought me a soda
He bought me a soda and he tried to molest me in the parking lot

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

Holy poo poo it hasn't even been a full 3 months, jesus

When the 100 day judgement comes as "Failure" Trump will start bombing the gently caress out the Mid East

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

That right there? That's me trying a trick and spinning it.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

Holy poo poo it hasn't even been a full 3 months, jesus

people were skeptical but donny's getting so much done in his first 100

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

That DICK! posted:

my lightsaber color of choice? green

My lightsaber is black and absorbs light:smug:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

a helpful bear posted:

My lightsaber is black and absorbs light:smug:

[struggling to get past other posters holding me back] that ain't canon. that ain't canon.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

So... this means it's totally true, right?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

drat, those soldiers are thin

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

trumps major achievement in first 100 days:

we're all dead

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Did you know that Seoul and Montevideo are almost antipodes of each other?

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb6DH5ubfg0

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

aware of dog posted:

So... this means it's totally true, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku2wFaaPAzI

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
https://twitter.com/bfraser747/status/852595738743681024

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's like the Pixies once said, about Donald Trump:

He bought me a soda
He bought me a soda
He bought me a soda and he tried to molest me in the parking lot

I like you.

But I'm not entirely sure why.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TwoStepBoog posted:

drat, those soldiers are thin

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

That DICK! posted:

my lightsaber color of choice? green

Light sabers: red
Guitars: green
Cars: orange

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It hasn't even been 90 days

Lol at absolutely everyone who ever thought we'd last 4 years

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

That DICK! posted:

[struggling to get past other posters holding me back] that ain't canon. that ain't canon.

oh man i got some bad news for you

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Wikkheiser posted:

I was wondering what Kim has to gain from escalating tensions with a nuclear test right now.

There's an election in S.K. coming up in less than a month, and Moon Jae-in who is offering a more conciliatory approach to N.K. is probably going to get elected.

However, that has historically been the time when North Korea escalates because it pushes South Koreans into voting for the progressives so...

Forcing S.K. to break with the U.S. is absolutely a PR win for the North. It is for any country actually.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

The more rotund Kim gets, the more he looks like Fat Lemongrab.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Me, in the past: This Trump thing seems like a death cult. [said sadly]

Me, now: This Trump thing seems like a death cult. [said happily]

http://i.imgur.com/zg0PvWH.gifv

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



aware of dog posted:

So... this means it's totally true, right?

it means trump floated it to see how it'd play through leaks and now he's washing his hands of it.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
They recently lowered the minimum height requirement to join the army to I think 150cm.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
can we please delay the apocalypse i just bought like 20 lbs of meat at costco and havent eaten any of it

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Evil_Greven posted:

Huh.

This actually explains Trump's burnt steaks.

yep :laffo:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

can we please delay the apocalypse i just bought like 20 lbs of meat at costco and havent eaten any of it
You bought a baby at Costco? Somebody's getting a head start!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

If you want to feel like things are OK, get super duper high and watch The West Wing, you might end up thinking its real

this is actually not a bad idea, thanks

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
trump has a gold lightsaber. you know, because wealth and piss.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Holy poo poo it hasn't even been a full 3 months, jesus

only 45.25 months to go!

lol jk we'll be dead long before that

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

can we please delay the apocalypse i just bought like 20 lbs of meat at costco and havent eaten any of it

it'll take a bit no worries; you may want to learn how to dry age meat though

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

a helpful bear posted:

My lightsaber is black and absorbs light:smug:

I seem to remember one of the EU books saying that Palpatine's lightsaber was like that. But Lucas douched out like the tool he is and just made it red.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

gently caress. this picture remnded me of nothing to envy
https://www.amazon.com/Nothing-Envy-Ordinary-Lives-North/dp/0385523912

There was a goon in S. Korea who was teaching ESL courses that pushed this book for a solid month. It is worth your time.

e: it gets dark as gently caress when the teacher describes a period of famine. literally kids dropping dead. not cool. definitely not cool.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Someone asked for a new thread title? You got it, you got it!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Meanwhile the US has a minimum height limit for this job to show how much food we have

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TRUMP

http://i.imgur.com/SBCkAIf.gifv

TRUUUMMMMPPP

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

FactsAreUseless posted:

Someone asked for a new thread title? You got it, you got it!

good

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

That DICK! posted:

[struggling to get past other posters holding me back] that ain't canon. that ain't canon.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darksaber

quote:

I didn't know Mandalorians developed a type of lightsaber."
"We didn't, this was one of a kind. Legend tells that it was created over a thousand years ago by Tarre Vizsla, the first Mandalorian ever inducted into the Jedi Order. After his passing, the Jedi kept the saber in their temple. That was until members of House Vizsla snuck in and liberated it. They used the saber to unify the people and strike down those who would have opposed them. One time, they ruled all of Mandalore wielding this blade. This saber is an important symbol to that house and respected by the other clans.Kanan Jarrus and Fenn Rau

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i went to GWS for the first time in years and half the threads are about alcohol

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

radical meme posted:

Forcing S.K. to break with the U.S. is absolutely a PR win for the North. It is for any country actually.
That's it -- that's what the North wants. And Kim is getting Trump to play exactly into his hands. If he does nothing, it makes Trump look impulsive as it scares the bejesus out of the South. Kim can escalate later when it suits him.

Note I could be totally wrong!

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