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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Nah, it flies out like PNURTIS.

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Hjalmar posted:

She's strong as hell and hosed up on pregnancy hormones. If you wanna be the person to tell her she can't lift, I don't envy you.

Pretty much this.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

No, the baby dies

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

green chicken feet posted:

For the average woman, you're not supposed to lift more than 20 - 30 lbs max because something can get torn apart internally (regarding the placenta being attached to the uterus, I think?) and that would cause serious harm to the baby. I don't know if that's different if the woman has been lifting heavy weights all along and her muscles are built up to handle the weight without strain.

I sure wouldn't risk it, though. There are other ways to stay fit.

If the woman has been lifting for a while it's as safe as anything else and she'll probably have an easier delivery being physically conditioned and strong. I wouldn't​ suggest cleans though that's a lot of bouncing and just asking to drop 40+ kg on the baby.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.



what


meeeowwww

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

:h: Panthera onca :h:

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


So that's what jodhpurs are for

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

See if she was a dromedary she'd only have that on one side.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Its a long haul to Wyoming; good thing she packed her saddlebags.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

green chicken feet posted:

I sure wouldn't risk it, though. There are other ways to stay fit.

What, like cardio? Nobody is gonna get pregnant if it dooms you to nine months of lost gains

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Her eyesight is based on movement.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Other lost member of the Cobblepot family found.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Hedrigall posted:

:h: Panthera onca :h:

orca?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Arcsquad12 posted:

Her eyesight is based on movement.

"Go faster, go faster, go faste.... oh, you can probably slow down. A lot..."

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

This is the first thing in the thread that made me recoil from my screen

Jfc

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Guyver posted:

If the woman has been lifting for a while it's as safe as anything else and she'll probably have an easier delivery being physically conditioned and strong. I wouldn't​ suggest cleans though that's a lot of bouncing and just asking to drop 40+ kg on the baby.

AUG Thread: just asking to drop 40+ kg on the baby

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




goose willis posted:

If you accidentally drop a weight on the belly does the baby go flying out like SPGLURT

Since birthing a baby generally takes hours my money's on the stomach just catching and then launching the weight somewhere like a coin bouncing off a car.

Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker

Dreddout posted:

This is the first thing in the thread that made me recoil from my screen

Jfc

Serious. Why even bother with Tails cosplay if you're not going to include both tails?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


Ya gotta pay the troll toll

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Munchables posted:

Ya gotta pay the troll toll

Ain't nobody wants in that boy's(?) hole.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Unless you're trying to go for an 80s goth look who the gently caress thinks black lipstick is a Good Idea

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I google image searched that picture and found that person's fashion blog. Not posting as I don't want to break a rule, but here is another image of that person without black lipstick.

I love the tights, but the top situation here is violating a lot of fashion rules, imo.

Well, I don't care for their fashion, but they have a very cute dog!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


That is a pretty good dog

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I would rub that dog's belly.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
He looks like such a scamp

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Does that lady seriously think she's rocking that look

Also yes good dog

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Dog desperately tries to draw attention to itself in an effort to save his master's dignity

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I know you say people "look like a dog" to say theyre ugly but that would be a compliment to that girl.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

goose willis posted:

Does that lady seriously think she's rocking that look

Also yes good dog

This is super not my style, but I unironically think she's rocking this one!


Also she has this dog as well:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Fitting shirt. If you're the shape of a pumpkin, you dress like a pumpkin.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Why is it always colored hair

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Darn cute dogs.

So she's got that going for her I guess.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


WrenP-Complete posted:

This is super not my style, but I unironically think she's rocking this one!


Also she has this dog as well:

Both outfit and dog are good tbh, but I think in terms of her clothes she probably just fell on some kind of broken clock fashion thing with this one

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Does anyone have the image of the guy who thinks he's turning himself gay because he won't allow himself to imagine having sex with a woman?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Non-natural hair colour is extremely trendy and popular these days, you'd know this if you went out in public once in a while.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

cash crab posted:

Both outfit and dog are good tbh, but I think in terms of her clothes she probably just fell on some kind of broken clock fashion thing with this one

It's hard to gently caress up an outfit that consists of a single piece dress.

Anyway, I'm sure the creators of that dress intended it to portray a precisely opposite distribution of bulging and slimming lines than she displays, so I'd say she did gently caress up.

But to say something nice, I like the dignity borne of old age wisdom in the second dog.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

grittyreboot posted:

Does anyone have the image of the guy who thinks he's turning himself gay because he won't allow himself to imagine having sex with a woman?

Most camera phones have a front facing camera too.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bogan King posted:

Most camera phones have a front facing camera too.

:vince:

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

Non-natural hair colour is extremely trendy and popular these days, you'd know this if you went out in public once in a while.

Not nearly as much as you're implying, and I live in loving Portland of all places.

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