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More like "LOL report", am I right?
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Apr 14, 2017 14:42
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https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/852878064824483840
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Apr 14, 2017 14:43
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Minnesota Mixup posted:Fixed that for you. 15 weeks in and he's already the bigly best president of all presidents. Nice touch, man.
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Apr 14, 2017 14:48
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Professor Shark posted:Hey guy sorry about that long article I posted, I'm dumb poo poo was interesting Can't wait to see how badly trump fucks it up Also maybe Melania can teach kids how to be escorts if they somehow have a future in this trump era
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Apr 14, 2017 14:49
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Apr 14, 2017 14:53
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Professor Shark posted:Eggroll Hey wait a second...this Easter Sunday Egg Roll Ceremony seems a bit underwhelming compared to previous years. Do you think there could be...problems??...with the organization skills of this administration?? lol
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Apr 14, 2017 14:56
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Can't wait for spicey to tell us how it was the most attended Easter egg roll ever
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Apr 14, 2017 14:56
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Professor Shark posted:Hey guy sorry about that long article I posted, I'm dumb Worth it. At first I was all "who gives a poo poo about an Easter egg hunt" until it became apparent that its a tradition and a clear indication of how the white house is running things.
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Apr 14, 2017 15:03
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"The lack of participation in this year's Egg Roll can be laid squarely in the lap of Barack Hussein Obama's disastrous administration." Or "Look, the Egg Roll is a tremendous expenditure of taxpayer money, and this is the party of fiscal responsibility." Or "While he has the greatest respect for the Chinese people, President Trump just does not like Chinese food."
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Apr 14, 2017 15:02
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Earlier this week I half expected him to invite President Xi to the Egg Roll thinking he'd be into that sort of thing.
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Apr 14, 2017 15:12
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Apr 14, 2017 15:13
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marktheando posted:She made her own social media network named after herself (Menshn) because she couldn't handle being trolled on Twitter. She shut it down due to lack of interest, and because her business partner was outed as a paedophile. She's also in a public Twitter pissing match with one of the White House staff resistance accounts. She very much wants to out who's behind the account and is convinced it's Russian.
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Apr 14, 2017 15:22
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lol https://twitter.com/WestWingReport/status/852889853108908032
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Apr 14, 2017 15:25
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Wait what the heck my weekends dont start until 5pm on Fridays!!!
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Apr 14, 2017 15:33
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Has anyone called Mar A Largo 'Scam-elot' yet? lol
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Apr 14, 2017 15:33
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Four day weekend bitches! 
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Apr 14, 2017 15:34
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Cthulu Carl posted:
lol if you don't think the president palms handfuls of general tso's chicken in his maw like a Kodiak bear in spawning season.
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Apr 14, 2017 15:37
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TotalLossBrain posted:She's also in a public Twitter pissing match with one of the White House staff resistance accounts. She very much wants to out who's behind the account and is convinced it's Russian. God I love our dumbass hosed species
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Apr 14, 2017 15:37
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:lol if you don't think the president palms handfuls of general tso's chicken in his maw like a Kodiak bear in spawning season. LOL
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Apr 14, 2017 15:37
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turn off the TV posted:So he's going to go golfing on the weekend that everyone thinks that North Korea is gonna blow up a nuke after saber rattling for weeks about it. He's going to be so far from the bunker when the nuke hits.
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Apr 14, 2017 15:41
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:lol if you don't think the president palms handfuls of general tso's chicken in his maw like a Kodiak bear in spawning season. Lol Replace rib kids face with donny t and throw some chicken in his paws
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Apr 14, 2017 15:43
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:lol if you don't think the president palms handfuls of general tso's chicken in his maw like a Kodiak bear in spawning season. He tried to get beef and broccoli, hold the broccoli, beef well done and got laughed out of Panda Express. Also, lol that while typing this post, my phone's autocorrect suggestions at one point said "Ivanka the slavers". My phone wants to join the lols.
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Apr 14, 2017 15:45
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Cthulu Carl posted:He tried to get beef and broccoli, hold the broccoli, beef well done and got laughed out of Panda Express. lol @ Panda Express, the most Donald Trump place to buy Chinese food. Do they sell a family bucket?
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Apr 14, 2017 15:53
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:lol if you don't think the president palms handfuls of general tso's chicken in his maw like a Kodiak bear in spawning season. We all know Trump doesn't eat Chinese food come on Lol... Well done steak, yes
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Apr 14, 2017 16:01
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https://mobile.twitter.com/realdenaldtrump/status/728329182049144832?lang=en
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Apr 14, 2017 16:03
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*Frowns and looks away Chinese-ly*
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Apr 14, 2017 16:06
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military released footage of their MOAB if anyone wants to j/o: http://abcnews.go.com/International/video-mother-bombs-dropped-afghanistan-released/story?id=46787300
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Apr 14, 2017 16:08
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Apr 14, 2017 16:08
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Is Trump the kind of guy who would try to impress the Chinese president with his mad chopstick skills but end up looking like a dumbass??
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Apr 14, 2017 16:10
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I sure hope this weekend's lols are.. eggstraordinary 
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Apr 14, 2017 16:12
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Professor Shark posted:I like how this administration has political infighting that would match the shittiest of the English King's royal courts we should get some good books written about it in 4-8 years
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Apr 14, 2017 16:13
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Cthulu Carl posted:"Look, the Egg Roll is a tremendous expenditure of taxpayer money, and this is the party of fiscal responsibility." most lolservatives I know have dropped "fiscal responsibility" in favor of "not the responsibility of the federal government." That way they can justify all the money spent on the military and golfing trips and still be on board with gutting Meals On Wheels.
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Apr 14, 2017 16:14
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turn off the TV posted:Is Trump the kind of guy who would try to impress the Chinese president with his mad chopstick skills but end up looking like a dumbass?? No way. Trump is the kind of guy who would ask for a fork and then act all smug about how much "easier" it is to use than chopsticks as if he loving invented forks or some poo poo.
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Apr 14, 2017 16:15
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Viruswithshoes posted:I sure hope this weekend's lols are.. 20 million people are probably gonna die on Saturday.
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Apr 14, 2017 16:15
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Trump is the kind of guy that would threaten Xi with Chinese food import tariffs
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Apr 14, 2017 16:16
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turn off the TV posted:Is Trump the kind of guy who would try to impress the Chinese president with his mad chopstick skills but end up looking like a dumbass?? Next time he meets with the Japanese prime minister, someone should get Trump to watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKChClRgI7c
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Apr 14, 2017 16:17
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FuturePastNow posted:we should get some good books written about it in 4-8 years "Will no one rid me of this turbulent chief strategist?" *Steve Bannon gets shot to pieces by a bunch of secret service agents*
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Apr 14, 2017 16:19
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runupon cracker posted:most lolservatives I know have dropped "fiscal responsibility" in favor of "not the responsibility of the federal government." That way they can justify all the money spent on the military and golfing trips and still be on board with gutting Meals On Wheels. "not the responsibility of the federal government." the slogan for all delusional potheads, who havent been arrested only because they're not part of a minority yet. lol
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Pajser posted:"not the responsibility of the federal government." 
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