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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

lmao at the thought of trying to do any real work and especially trying to find a job without the internet

the old person standby of, "well just walk right in and ask for one!" hasn't been workable for almost a decade because anybody trying that will be told to go apply online lmao

well, just walk right in(to the library) and ask for one (computer for a half hour)! most productive 30 minutes you'll spend every two to three hours waiting for the next

you know, in-between posts about Ed Balls and Trump's murder spree of an eight year-old girl, a NAVY Seal, and whoever else is next

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



triple sulk posted:

fox will hire tomi to take over bill's timeslot

That's a horrible nickname for female genetalia.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
if we get congress wearing


pins

i will be so happy

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

sandoz posted:

the moab is not a thermobaric weapon

it's not larger than the hiroshima bomb

it cost $16m, not $300m

gently caress me. We spent half a million dollars per ISIS schmuck killed. Military spending is cancer.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/852904852162301953

The Texas leg is on a roll this year. Now they want to remove all property controls from city governments.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Morning shitlords

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
so i heard the big boy bomb for big boy presidents vaporized like 30 dudes.

sweet investment.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
print it out on paper, cut it out, tape it over a flag pin.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Schnorkles posted:

Morning shitlords

lovely greetings

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Epic High Five posted:

How hard is it to resist KO'ing Gowdy then doing a Rocky victory pose until Capitol police come and beat you within an inch of your life

i would donate heavily to a go fund me to get that done

chaffetz would also be acceptable

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Third World Reggin posted:

print it out on paper, cut it out, tape it over a flag pin.

yeah thats sacralidge

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump wanted to drop a soy bomb cos hes old enough to remember soy bomb

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/852904852162301953

The Texas leg is on a roll this year. Now they want to remove all property controls from city governments.

Completing the dream of turning all of Texas into a single glorious strip mall.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

Morning shitlords

'shitlords' that's good I see what you did there Schnorkles

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I will buy a thinking pin if you make a bunch

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
17 golf trips in 3 months :lol:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Third World Reggin posted:

print it out on paper, cut it out, tape it over a flag pin.

If a thing like this is worth doing at all, it's worth doing right.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gringostar posted:

'shitlords' that's good I see what you did there Schnorkles

please do not bring up hurtful memories from my past

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Epic High Five posted:

lmao at the thought of trying to do any real work and especially trying to find a job without the internet

the old person standby of, "well just walk right in and ask for one!" hasn't been workable for almost a decade because anybody trying that will be told to go apply online lmao

The last great attempt at this method was when that guy stormed the Discovery channel offices, took a bunch of hostages, and demanded he get his own daily TV show where he could read selections from Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael"

quote:

Among [his demands]: that the channel stop broadcasting "all programs promoting war" and help find ways to stop "ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that," as well as find "solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy."

"Saving the Planet means . . . decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies!"

Lee argued that "nothing is more important" than saving animals: "The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels."

"The planet does not need humans."

Unfortunately, instead of getting the job he was shot to death by a SWAT team

and with that, the Greatest Generation finally came to an end.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Jack Del Huevos posted:

17 golf trips in 3 months :lol:

Isn't 3 months like 12 weekends?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Jack Del Huevos posted:

17 golf trips in 3 months :lol:

hes taken more golf trips than steve bannon has taken showers

heh heh

yeah take that bannon u smell

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Isn't 3 months like 12 weekends?

yes.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


2DCAT posted:

:siren: :siren: :siren: I've been summoned to testify to Congress again and would like to wear the CSPAM hand drawn :think_face: as a pin lapel. PLS help me you artsy people in making this dumb dream a reality... If done, I'll do my best to make a dumb enough statement to get on the youtubes

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The 13 great species of Earth.

AmericanBarbarian
Nov 23, 2011

2DCAT posted:

I'll know the date next week, but I think it'll be in ~ 2 weeks. I looked the custom pin route but yeah... 100 pins and $250 for something dumb is awfully goony and I'm tempted, but still...

http://persialou.com/2015/12/5646.html

Gotta go plastic for the cheap and quick route. Get thee to a hobby lobby.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/852904852162301953

The Texas leg is on a roll this year. Now they want to remove all property controls from city governments.

Lmao @ people fleeing California to Texas and expecting the same QoL and values.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i made a joke comparing lowtax to donald trump i hope i didnt make him feel bad :(

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
donald trump i mean i hope hes okay

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tvtrumps.org

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

FactsAreUseless posted:

The 13 great species of Earth.

now that's what i call 13 words

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Did Trump golf this much on the campaign?

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

lmao the taliban control like 30% of the country but the USAF busy dropping 300000 ton bombs on the 9 IS guys in all of afghanistan

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
best part is that trump travels to florida for golf at private clubs rather than using the one at Andrews in maryland that the federal government owns

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

fits my needs posted:

Lmao @ people fleeing California to Texas and expecting the same QoL and values.

theyre probably not the kinda people we want hanging around anyway

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
a ten cent tax on plastic bags??? well that tears it, im moving to Plano

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

best part is that trump travels to florida for golf at private clubs rather than using the one at Andrews in maryland that the federal government owns

he's just like andrew jackson

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

Morning shitlords

Morning Shitlords was a working title for "Morning Joe"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I have lived in Texas my entire life and this rise of Californians is a bigger cancer than Texas's own politicians.


That's mind blowing stuff to me.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is me, the writer who opens articles about dumb poo poo texas does with Goethe quotes

quote:

Houston doesn't have much patience for memories. The only permanent thing here, is change. "Alles ist ein andres nun," Goethe laments. Everything is another. Everything is different.
That's Houston.

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

paranoid randroid posted:

a ten cent tax on plastic bags??? well that tears it, im moving to Plano

oh my gently caress I wish people would stop moving out of state into Plano

seems like every few days a new building starts construction in the same space 5 minutes from my office and every few days my drive is a bit shittier

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