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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

No Irish Need Imply posted:

have you seen the Arkansas flag? Utter garbage.


:effort:


E:

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Arkansas has prettier scenery than Kansas because how could you not unless your state is a desert. Having said that my lasting memory of Arkansas is going into a gas station and witnessing a woman with missing teeth buy 5 fifths of Everclear.

Having said that the only reason that wouldn't happen in Kansas is because they don't allow gas stations to sell liquor.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
The only memory I have of living in Kansas is stealing a Bo Jackson baseball card from a grocery store called "Schnucks"

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm gonna try to make an omelet.

This gonna be bad.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Get me the gently caress out of the ciiiiiittttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Guys..
Im gonna post it.

The Omelet.


Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I can't flip an omelette successfully either

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Get me the gently caress out of the ciiiiiittttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

lmao yeah this week is gonna fuckin' suuuuuucckkkk with patriot's day, school vacation, bruins in the playoffs, etc

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
It looks like a garbage can.


I did it with spinach / ham / feta

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







A Man and his dog posted:

Guys..
Im gonna post it.

The Omelet.




Probably should have more egg than broccoli

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
If you mess an omelette up just call it a scramble

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am eating ropa vieja with white rice and beans and plantains for lunch
thanks for reading

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How many eggs did you use?? Not nearly enough!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Ropa Vieja should have been on my Great Meals list, there's a place in DC called Mi Cuba Café that does it really well

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Ehud posted:

I am eating ropa vieja with white rice and beans and plantains for lunch
thanks for reading

Stop talking about killing yourself.

You have a loving family, dogs, gains, good employment, video games, AND NO KIDS.

You won bro.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Stop talking about killing yourself.

You have a loving family, dogs, gains, good employment, video games, AND NO KIDS.

You won bro.

I would never kill myself!

I can't decide if I should have kids btw

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I only used two eggs. Probably should have went with four..

Also gently caress, I got invited to my new girlfriends Easter family dinner.

Uhhhhhh, I'm not good in these situations.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm just gonna tell her dad about DVOA statistics and how your QB sucks.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Ropa vieja is good food and that is a good lunch. You should be proud of yourself.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Meeting her dad? Is there a big thing at the retirement home?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Ehud posted:

I would never kill myself!

I can't decide if I should have kids btw
Don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOGIyKB3wC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RVYwQe5ia0

Or if you do, adopt/foster.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

I would never kill myself!

I can't decide if I should have kids btw

I would say if you don't have a strong desire to have kids, don't do it, basically.

Also make sure you agree with your spouse on kids and money or you will want to kill yourself 24/7.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Don't be poor and have kids.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

A Man and his dog posted:

Guys..
Im gonna post it.

The Omelet.




I mean it looks ok but maybe next time take the pic before you eat half of it lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I might get one of those used kids

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
The formula I heard was that you figure out how many kids you can actually afford. Then divide by two and round down.

Also when you're definitely done having kids get a loving vasectomy. Nothing stupider than having a surprise kid 5-10 years after you're supposed to be done because you were a baby back bitch about getting a nick on your nutsack. This happens constantly because humans are immensely stupid.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

sean10mm posted:

The formula I heard was that you figure out how many kids you can actually afford. Then divide by two and round down.

Also when you're definitely done having kids get a loving vasectomy. Nothing stupider than having a surprise kid 5-10 years after you're supposed to be done because you were a baby back bitch about getting a nick on your nutsack. This happens constantly because humans are immensely stupid.

My wife and I are popping out two then I'm getting the snip.

Kids suck but also seem to be the best thing you can do with your life.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Spoeank posted:

My wife and I are popping out two then I'm getting the snip.

Kids suck but also seem to be the best thing you can do with your life.

what if I get to grand master rank in overwatch

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm 30 and have no kids and life is great.

I kinda wonder what my life would be like if I had a family.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Mel Mudkiper posted:

also mst3k out today :toot:
I know one of the new voice actors!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I know one of the new voice actors!

No poo poo, which one?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

what if I get to grand master rank in overwatch

okay second best

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What's the best gift / item to bring to this Easter dinner.

Everyone keeps telling me that I have to bring something for the table.

What the gently caress.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

A Man and his dog posted:

What's the best gift / item to bring to this Easter dinner.

Everyone keeps telling me that I have to bring something for the table.

What the gently caress.

I would say bring some food but considering those pics...

Maybe wine?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Peepza or a bouquet of nice spring flowers

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Spoeank posted:

My wife and I are popping out two then I'm getting the snip.

Kids suck but also seem to be the best thing you can do with your life.

It strikes me that adulthood is such a fictional concept that babies havin babies is really a sentiment that applies to all of us. I for one feel totally ill equipped to rear a well adjusted human being. Hell, the dog and I pretty much take turns regarding who's in charge.


Still, the girlfriend has a bio-clock so we'll probably have a kid or two. Good luck world.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Make some pimento cheese sandwiches

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It strikes me that adulthood is such a fictional concept that babies havin babies is really a sentiment that applies to all of us. I for one feel totally ill equipped to rear a well adjusted human being. Hell, the dog and I pretty much take turns regarding who's in charge.


Still, the girlfriend has a bio-clock so we'll probably have a kid or two. Good luck world.

Well, I think that statement is pretty true, but I think one's own assessment of their capability for handling children is directly in proportion to how much time has been spent around kids of various ages. Like if you have a nephew or niece that you have been around since birth and have been an active part, you probably feel more capable than someone who has never changed a diaper or even held a baby before.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
A former co-worker of mine was always fond of saying "stay single and your pockets will jingle"

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

hi i see yall talking a lot about fish god bless

also mst3k out today :toot:

I'm extremely excited, the original was a big part of my childhood, and while my kid's just a hair too young to appreciate the new version, I'm probably gonna make her watch it anyway.

Edit: English is real hard today

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