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Yeah, your parents don't owe you poo poo after you turn 18. Homeless goon please share your thoughts on taxation.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 04:34 |
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Homeless guy, if you live near a casino (your home has wheels, this shouldn't be an issue) you should look into a job there. It's probably the best money you're gonna get from just walking in off the street. There is always employee turnover due to a myriad of reasons, some that aren't bad either. Deal blackjack for $20 an hour or work in the cage for $12 + tips. It's easy.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 04:37 |
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I want Homeless goon to be real so bad. *too good for handouts* *diet is 80% Costco free samples*
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:09 |
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quote:I also didn't mean anything racial by using the term "homeboys on welfare". But there's a certain type of person WHITE OR BLACK OR LATINO OR WHATEVER that abuses the system. That constantly just relies on others instead of taking responsibility. From an outside view I could easily be looped in with these types and don't want that to happen and further ruin my chances of getting a good job. I'll take my chances in my car and showering at the car wash. I am also doing okay on food since Sam's Club has free samples and I swiped a lot of dry goods from my wicked parents before I was forced out. I guess you don't consider leeching off your parents for years as relying on others. Also who bought your vehicle?
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:18 |
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Quit humoring the fake "entitled millenial" goon. He's obviously crafted his situation to try and get people riled up.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:42 |
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#NoLivesMatter #Neitzche2020
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:56 |
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Melvin posted:I also can't do fast food (allergies to peanuts and some processed meats) or food of any kind WHAA WHAAA WHAAAA IM A PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE AND THE WORLD WONT BEND TO ACCOMMODATE ME Sheldon posted:That leaves a lot of physical labor jobs or stocking shelves or whatnot. People hold onto these things with a death grip, Uhhhh no that's the opposite of how it works. People get a shelf stocking job, work for 3-4 months, then hop on a small motorcycle and ride off into the sunset. There are openings literally everywhere. I Brake For MILFs posted:Homeless guy, if you live near a casino (your home has wheels, this shouldn't be an issue) you should look into a job there. It's probably the best money you're gonna get from just walking in off the street. There is always employee turnover due to a myriad of reasons, some that aren't bad either. Nope. Except for lovely off-off-off strip casinos, they are very picky in who they hire.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 06:33 |
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Homeless goon's parents were probably terrible to raise such an awful person, but at least they had the backbone to cut their losses and kick his rear end out. Gotta get over that sunk cost after 28 years, you just have a lovely son.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 07:11 |
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Allergic reaction to processed meat...yeah right. Even if, you have to eat it to be affected, you don't get allergic reactions from flipping burgers. Fake.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 08:23 |
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Ohhhh look at me my IQ is soooo loving higher than all of you idiots! It's sooo high that I was too loving stupid to learn how to study and not flunk out of college! Truly I am a genius amongst fools.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 08:47 |
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Like literally a skill that any dumbass has to be able to master to pass any level of education. In fact the dumber you are the more you need to rely on studying hard, and you're too stupid to pick it up!
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 08:53 |
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Tato posted:you just have a lovely son. This is really the thing adoption goon should be worried about
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:28 |
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aren't fast food companies really on the ball with stuff like peanut allergies because they don't want customers dying? peanut oil doesn't set off peanut alergies
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:36 |
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what if you have a really high IQ though??
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:50 |
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stump collector posted:what if you have a really high IQ though?? Duh you eat the eggs instead
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:01 |
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If nothing else, the homeless follow-up gave me an amusing mental image of a fat naked goon being hosed down with a powerwasher while the other patrons awkwardly look anywhere else.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:14 |
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His IQ is so much higher then the rest of ours that he forgot to save any money and instead pissed it away on patreons and paying for porn (LOL). I guess being a genius also limits him from working physical labor because obviously a genius can't resort to doing that.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:31 |
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Homeless goon have you tried entering bum fights for cash?
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:35 |
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The more you pride yourself on your IQ the dumber you really are. Hence why our president is a poo poo eating retard.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:39 |
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Lol homeless goon came off sounding even worse. Do we know for sure it was actually him?
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:02 |
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I really have to laugh at the high IQ bit. I am/was one of those people too, HS was a joke then suddenly studying engineering in college is really drat hard oh poo poo! It was legit hard but you know life is hard sometimes you gotta try and you plainly are adverse as hell to this. I was a depressed mess working 32 hours a week on top of a full load in a hard rear end subject driving 2 hours a day through traffic, hating everything and just on autopilot banging it all out. It sucked, it sucked hard and is probably part of the reason the idea of returning to school gives me nightmares still. I did it though you excuse making gently caress up lol. The REALLY funny part is after busting my rear end like that I am now cruising along in life. Anyone paying attention to my dumb posts will point out I'm working a very unspectacular job making ok money but hey I'm putting in less effort than you are now cept I have you know... a house lol. Edit: I forgot to throw in I was working on my feet 8 hours at a time at a stupid 7-11 for years and you couldn't handle one job lifting poo poo you out of shape twat.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:23 |
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MY IQ IS SO HIGH I'M LIVING IN A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SHITBOX CAR AND HAVE NO JOB, BOW TO MY SUPERIORITY, FILTHY GLOBALISTS
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:30 |
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LethalGeek posted:The REALLY funny part is after busting my rear end like that I am now cruising along in life. Anyone paying attention to my dumb posts will point out I'm working a very unspectacular job making ok money but hey I'm putting in less effort than you are now cept I have you know... a house lol.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:36 |
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I'm going to find hobo goon's car and torch it
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:37 |
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Getting a job is just what the globalists want you to do. Fight the power, homeless goon! Live in your car, drink from a garden hose, poop at Starbucks. You will bring down the evil cabal of globalists by refusing to play their game.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:41 |
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food court bailiff posted:MY IQ IS SO HIGH I'M LIVING IN A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SHITBOX CAR AND HAVE NO JOB, BOW TO MY SUPERIORITY, FILTHY GLOBALISTS I'd be lying if I said this was the first time I'd seen this attitude on the Internet: I am failing life by every possible metric, except I took this online questionnaire where I did such a good job at identifying patterns that I was judged to be within the highest 5% of human cognitive ability, allowing me to be extra pompous as I spend 20 hours a day surveying only the finest Japanese animation from my filthy basement studio The Management posted:Getting a job is just what the globalists want you to do. Fight the power, homeless goon! Live in your car, drink from a garden hose, poop at Starbucks. You will bring down the evil cabal of globalists by refusing to play their game. Speaking as a filthy demsoc Bernard Brother, there's a p strong correlation between being a Soviet-style capital-C Communist in 21st century America and being an unemployed art-school grad whose parents pay your rent. Getting a job is what THE MAAAAAN wants you to do. loquacius fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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Stealthgerbil posted:His IQ is so much higher then the rest of ours that he forgot to save any money and instead pissed it away on patreons and paying for porn (LOL). I guess being a genius also limits him from working physical labor because obviously a genius can't resort to doing that. The best part about this was that he got kicked about because he didn't have a job. This means he was a 28 year old man getting an allowance from his parents and using it to pay for porn.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:56 |
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free basket of chips posted:Lol homeless goon came off sounding even worse. Do we know for sure it was actually him? I would assume that, if they used the disposable email site like in the op, loquacius would know as most sites send in the ip address or smt or the sender as a security measure. Arven posted:The best part about this was that he got kicked about because he didn't have a job. This means he was a 28 year old man getting an allowance from his parents and using it to pay for porn. Its worse I'd imagine. My buddy's parents had a lil savings account started when he was a kid, and handed it over to him when he was old enough. Not sure his age at the time? 16-18 I think. He mentioned this to me, as well as the fact that he "only" had 4 thousand leftover out of about 20 thousand. Wish my parents gave me 20k to piss away. I have no idea what he spent it on. Shoes, I assume.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:14 |
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value-brand cereal posted:I would assume that, if they used the disposable email site like in the op, loquacius would know as most sites send in the ip address or smt or the sender as a security measure. I don't think Guerrillamail does this if you start a new session. At any rate, the subject line was consistent. quote:I was an rear end in a top hat in high school, no way around it. Valued "popularity" over real friends, treated people like objects, the whole 9 yards. Real piece of poo poo and I feel extreme shame looking back on it. That kid's dad obviously promised to do Don Corleone a favor at some point in the future quote:I've done it again. I posted a long time ago about falling in love with a camgirl. She stopped coming online and now I wonder what I even saw in her. I am completely obsessed with a new one. I have only been visiting her room for 2 days, probably 4 hours total and I've already spent 500 dollars on her. She is the sweetest, most beautiful girl I've ever seen and actually treats me like a person, not some other random pervert. I read through 7 years of her twitter backlog (about 40k tweets) and I feel like I truly know her. Yeah uh I think this qualifies as an addiction now
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:25 |
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Falling for camwhores is something I can never empathize with. Literally everything they say or do is an attempt to separate you from your money. She very well might be a nice girl, but you only know her at work, not the real person. I would bet a lot of money that your chances are better at winning the lottery than forming a healthy real relationship that begins with paying the girl to jerk off to her.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:38 |
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put a ring on it IMHO
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:43 |
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Post pics so we can
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:49 |
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value-brand cereal posted:I would assume that, if they used the disposable email site like in the op, loquacius would know as most sites send in the ip address or smt or the sender as a security measure. Pretty darn sure that Guerrillamail et al don't include your IP address. Cuz, ya know, that would kinda defeat the whole purpose of anonymous mail. Hubert Waddlefarb posted:I've done it again. I posted a long time ago about falling in love with a camgirl. She stopped coming online and now I wonder what I even saw in her. I am completely obsessed with a new one. I have only been visiting her room for 2 days, probably 4 hours total and I've already spent 500 dollars on her. She is the sweetest, most beautiful girl I've ever seen and actually treats me like a person, not some other random pervert. I read through 7 years of her twitter backlog (about 40k tweets) and I feel like I truly know her. Your mommy must a little bit upset about all those charges to 'hotsluts.com' on her credit card. FAKE EDIT: yeah, post pics.
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Biff Tanner posted:I was an rear end in a top hat in high school, no way around it. Valued "popularity" over real friends, treated people like objects, the whole 9 yards. Real piece of poo poo and I feel extreme shame looking back on it. This one might actually be real. Hope you sing soprano nowadays, rear end in a top hat. Hubert Waddlefarb posted:I read through 7 years of her twitter backlog (about 40k tweets) So even if you banged through each tweet in five seconds, you still spent 55 hours reading her entire tweet history. Wow, you really are a basement-dweller.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 19:19 |
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Gynovore posted:So even if you banged through each tweet in five seconds, you still spent 55 hours reading her entire tweet history. Wow, you really are a basement-dweller. At times I think to myself "is there more to life than just my stupid job and my stupid hobbies that occupy my free time, plus the occasional girlfriend?" I think the answer is yes, but at least I'm not wasting 55 hours reading a cam whore's inane twitter babbling. Holy gently caress, how could you take yourself seriously? The only logical thing I can think of is mental illness, because there's nothing logical about it. drat dude, Or a real hobby or something, I feel like drat near anything else would be significantly more rewarding (and a lot less expensive unless your hobby is cocaine).
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 19:52 |
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Jose posted:aren't fast food companies really on the ball with stuff like peanut allergies because they don't want customers dying? peanut oil doesn't set off peanut alergies Peanut oil absolutely does set off sensitive peanut allergies and that does stop people from eating at Burger King.
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Pearnicious posted:At times I think to myself "is there more to life than just my stupid job and my stupid hobbies that occupy my free time, plus the occasional girlfriend?" I think the answer is yes, but at least I'm not wasting 55 hours reading a cam whore's inane twitter babbling. Holy gently caress, how could you take yourself seriously? The only logical thing I can think of is mental illness, because there's nothing logical about it. Granted, OP is probably exaggerating. 40K tweets in 7 years works out to 16 tweets a day. Not even the most self-absorbed highschool sophomore tweets that much. Oyster posted:Peanut oil absolutely does set off sensitive peanut allergies and that does stop people from eating at Burger King. True. Nuts are nuts.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:59 |
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Gynovore posted:Granted, OP is probably exaggerating. 40K tweets in 7 years works out to 16 tweets a day. Not even the most self-absorbed highschool sophomore tweets that much. I don't know, I've seen people tweet at much higher rates than that. Especially for a camwhore where probably 80+% of their posts are just "hey i'm online" I could believe it.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 21:02 |
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If there isn't a mafia movie where as a minor side-plot someone puts himself in debt to a mob family patriarch in return for having some thugs beat the poo poo out of his kid's bully, by the way, I would see that movie
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't know, I've seen people tweet at much higher rates than that. Especially for a camwhore where probably 80+% of their posts are just "hey i'm online" I could believe it. This is what I've never understood about social media even back in the MySpace days 10 years ago. 99% of people post such mundane crap that nobody should give half a poo poo about. Hourly updates with asinine stuff like "went grocery shopping and got low-fat milk because I'm trying to be healthier, go me!" Most people's lives are not interesting at all, and trying to make a mundane errand sound like anything more than just a mundane errand is so incredibly narcissistic it's hard to believe. Maybe I'm a sociopath, but seriously, nobody talks about this kind of poo poo in real life. Even "small talk" is more interesting because you're not going to bring up going to the pharmacy to get your monthly prescription refilled, you're going to talk about something that actually caught your attention or something you're looking forward to. Even if it's just discussing a TV show or a news story it has more value than "well this morning I took a 15 minute shower instead of the usual 10 minutes."
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