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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


tenderjerk posted:

i marathoned the first 4 police academy movies last month and i think i enjoy them overall more now than the whole oeuvre of star wars

Well duh, Police Academy wasn't a kid's movie meant to sell action figures

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Chokes McGee posted:

Deep state finally closing in on cspam, it's been a good run everyone

you'll never take me alive mother fuckers :happyelf:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Always be closing.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Nonsense posted:

cspam has a lobby and sometimes we request of congress funding

Well there's only so much money we can make on gay abortions alone.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Did you know I had the titular line in Star Wars? It was during that scene where the Raiders of the Lost Ark guy was teaching Luke how to drive the Millennium Falcon, they're on the back of the falcon and holding onto it's feathers. I'm in the ship too because I'm a stowaway, and I walk by and I say "Ohhhh boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars...."

whoa im postin w/ krix madine

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Chokes McGee posted:

uh actually it's called a new hope ? God
hope you enjoy cgi elephants walking in front of the camera while characters are talking

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




eonwe posted:

by the way a vote for me is a vote for lastgirl because im just going to commit my electoral votes to her

the votes are for yr av tho

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Nonsense posted:

cspam has a lobby and sometimes we request of congress funding

we need a senate candy desk

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Homeless Friend posted:

i love that conservative petty flavor



16 million American dollars spent on 36 dudes in living in tents and caves. "Leadership."

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Citizen Tayne posted:

Well duh, Police Academy wasn't a kid's movie meant to sell action figures


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCUoYIECWAY

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

holy gently caress todqay has been busy

doe seoul still exist?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Chokes McGee posted:

uh actually it's called a new hope ? God

no ye mug, that implies the prequels existed


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

I couldn't remember that word earlier or I would have tried to fit it in there. The holy trinity of C-SPAM: Hypernomalization, Deoporationalization and Reallocationalization.

its Re-accommodation~

na its perfect as it is :beerpal:

H D R inshallah

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I sold my Soul 2 years ago for a sorrento

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Augus posted:

hope you enjoy cgi elephants walking in front of the camera while characters are talking


yes v much so

i add them to films that dont come w them

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
librarians are cyberbullying the first lady

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Nonsense posted:

Always be closing.

Mattering is for closers.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




made schindlers list weird tho

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

euphronius posted:

Ahem

1. Esb
2. Aotc
T3 rogue one
T3 tfa
5 rots
6 anh
7 rotj
8 tpm

im definitely not watching moana now

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Joementum posted:

woah bill clinton is a goon

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Fidel Castronaut posted:

librarians are cyberbullying the first lady



*effect

Ironic coming from a library tweet

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

RotJ was better than Empire btw

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



*Date:* April 14, 2017 at 2:09:30 PM EDT
*Subject:* *Pool Report #2*

At 1:54 p.m., your pool picked up President Trump at his Trump International Golf Club, and deposited him back at Mar-A-Lago at 2:06 p.m. En route, the motorcade also passed PBI, where Air Force One sat resting.

Still no official word from the White House on how Trump spent his morning, but Deputy Supplemental Co-Pooler Peter Nicholas of the WSJ has a good source telling him, rather plausibly, that the president played golf.
https://twitter.com/PeterWSJ/status/852942545730633728

We are now heading back to our hotel, where we have a lunch lid until 6 p.m.

Ashley Parker

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Oh poo poo

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

im definitely not watching moana now

moana is good though

euph has horrible taste in star wars

he has good taste in disney movies

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
gently caress!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

nice entry level poo poo, Bill

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Fidel Castronaut posted:

librarians are cyberbullying the first lady



Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Fidel Castronaut posted:

librarians are cyberbullying the first lady



lol, gently caress ivanka and her inevitable run for potus

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

boethius posted:

Mattering is for closers.

These are the matterings. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


euphronius posted:

*effect

Ironic coming from a library tweet

um are you being serious or merely stacking too many layers of irony together for my small mind to comprehend

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Citizen Tayne posted:

Well duh, Police Academy wasn't a kid's movie meant to sell action figures

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

I don't think that's true.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

euphronius posted:

*effect

Ironic coming from a library tweet
Nope. They're right.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Vote ZeGermans

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Gringostar posted:

moana is good though

euph has horrible taste in star wars

he has good taste in disney movies

Taste ? Those were objective rankings

My subjective rankings are different

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

You just got taken to grammar school, which is an actual kind of school for children, which makes you a child in this scenario, so that has to hurt.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Here's my guess:

Rey is an XX Palpatine clone that the OT crew found after ROTJ. They decide to adopt her into the family to keep an eye on her and try to make sure no one knows where she came from, Leia raises her to a toddler while Kylo is off at Luke's jedi school, Snoke knows this somehow and tips off Kylo to get him to feel lovely about being shipped off to Jedi school while some kid he doesn't know gets to hang out with his mom (and possibly dad) (this is why both Snoke and Kylo seem to have some sense of who Rey is), when the school gets attacked they decide the best thing to do is bury Rey's rear end Luke-style on some other desert planet and never tell anyone who she is....there's maybe some OT character we don't know about who was watching over her Obi-Wan style, but hosed up somehow or maybe died before she got off planet?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

zegermans posted:

doe seoul still exist?

it's about 2 go to heaven

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nonsense posted:

These are the matterings. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away.

day crew is jack lemon tryin to get the slips for mattering, it makes so much sense now

the desperation of it all

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