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MononcQc
May 29, 2007



:getin:

(the graph seems to be missing the late 3rd period goal)

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




yellowcar posted:

Isn't every game a conflict for you?

You just made me want a Rangers/Islanders playoff series to see Rotten Cookies head explode.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Columbus should be embarrassed. The Pens are completely in their heads.

e: gently caress Torts

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
So, uhh, why were they handing out tiny cartons of milk to everyone after the game at the bell centre?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Pornographic Memory posted:

guess i might as well repost from the gdt since maybe somebody out there was actually watching games instead of shitposting

https://twitter.com/EvgeniMaIkinEgo/status/853060552666566656

for context the score was 4-1 pens with approximately 40 seconds on the clock

oh hohoooooooboy that's a paddlin'

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Jackets had 51 hits and lost 4 - 1 lmao. These guys are wearing themselves out trying to get Pitt off their game but welp

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
You can only keep Torts from Tortsing for so long

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




OldSenileGuy posted:

So, uhh, why were they handing out tiny cartons of milk to everyone after the game at the bell centre?

https://youtu.be/kdOD05H7c5I

Marketing, bitch.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
SAFE IS DEATH

turns out that being unsafe is bad too, I guess.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/null_hhockey/status/853060963779653632

https://twitter.com/sheldons465/status/853060709168463872

"We were scoring a fuckton of goals but we weren't Playing The Right Way™"

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



But Tortorella has changed! He's a good coach now! Good at...coach stuff!

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Guys i have bad news, now that the habs have won a game we cant talk poo poo about how bad at hockey canadian teams are until its time for them to start getting eliminated

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?
Hahaha that's amazing, gently caress Torts and gently caress Matt Calvert.

What did Jenner and Harrington do to get misconducts at the end of the game?

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
I wonder if Holden gets swapped out for Klein.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Torts: You remember how USA played in the world cup? Now that was fuckin hockey

Give Glass and Holden more ice time imho

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Win streak: 4 goals a game
Last 30 days: 2 goals a game

but yeah it's the hitting

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

So, I guess tripping is no longer a penalty anymore? (Habs-Ranges).
I hate the 'Referees aren't going to decide the game' excuse the commentators dish up every time the refs don't call a rather blatant infraction. The refereeing standards should be exactly the same as in the regular season. Let'm play = Let'm cheat.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
as a Ducks fan, who should I be rooting for in Oilers/Sharks?

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
how is it even in consideration to root for a team in the same state

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
I think if the flames were playing against like, the 1942 German national team it would be a hard sell to cheer for them

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

violent sex idiot posted:

how is it even in consideration to root for a team in the same state

ducks fans are pretty dumb to be honest

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

tofes posted:

ducks fans are pretty dumb to be honest

Mook is nice tho

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

RC Cola posted:

Mook is nice tho

no

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

RC Cola posted:

Mook is nice tho

Nope.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Is he still banned?

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

RC Cola posted:

Mook is nice tho

RC Cola you're a cool guy and all but this is some revisionist history you got going on here.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




RC Cola posted:

Mook is nice tho

Talking him into making the toxx that got him banned from posting in hockey threads for the summer is my greatest achievement in SAS.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Hartnell can gently caress off, too.

https://twitter.com/Benstonium/status/853048523469856768

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

tofes posted:

ducks fans are pretty dumb to be honest

I am a nice person

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Mook was cool if you liked watching somebody be extremely hostile about random things for no reason other than the conviction that he knew everything

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


a neat cape posted:

as a Ducks fan, who should I be rooting for in Oilers/Sharks?

If you were watching the game right now, you would know.

I would suggest everybody who isn't to look up the Kassian highlights tomorrow, but that's going to be 40 minutes itself.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008


He likes Trump, too

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Penguins gonna put in Sestito next game and he's going to literally kill someone on the ice.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Hopefully Sullivan is smart enough to realize that actually the Blue Jackets are doing this dumb poo poo because they're extremely "shook" as the kids say and should let them hang themselves with their own rope

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

OldSenileGuy posted:

So, uhh, why were they handing out tiny cartons of milk to everyone after the game at the bell centre?

Delicious chocolate milk to refresh our destroyed vocal boxes

Im whispering to the wife now. Voice gone....and i still have game 5 tickets lol

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Powershift posted:

If you were watching the game right now, you would know.

I would suggest everybody who isn't to look up the Kassian highlights tomorrow, but that's going to be 40 minutes itself.

"Naw, I'll just wait for the DOPS vid review of the more then 3 charges he had this game" is what I would say if they actually enforced charging and hits to the head.

The only Kassian highlight is the goal. Everything else is gong show taking runs.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Captain Internet posted:

The only Kassian highlight is the goal. Everything else is gong show taking runs.

yeah its great

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/Russostrib/status/853080862832959488

Dubnyk officially shook

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

The Oilers have won their first playoff game in 3954 days.

The Oilers are back, baby! :toot:

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Furnaceface posted:

Talking him into making the toxx that got him banned from posting in hockey threads for the summer is my greatest achievement in SAS.

agreed

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