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Gorman Thomas posted:What actor would most convincingly deliver the line, "Well boy, I'd masturbate to that. Hell, I might even cum". Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space.  "Well boy, I'd masturbate to that. Hell, I might even cum".
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Nah, I knew exactly what you meant, I. was just being pedantic. It's cool.FishBulb posted:Bah I meant before. Sorry it's been a long day. That movie is sooo good. Like, I'm sure there were book nerds who were like "this movie is lame and shallow and doesn't do the books justice", but for me, it epitomizes a genre on film. It's everything anyone ever could have wanted in terms of grand sword and scorcery. Visually stunning, great score, great cast. It gets downplayed by a lot of people for the 'lol arnold" factor, but it doesn't deserve it.
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Apr 15, 2017 04:10
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The Fate of the Furious still has boatloads of charisma at its back, it's a worthy addition to the series on a thematic level, and it keeps the franchise's wonderfully jigsaw approach to set pieces mostly intact, but F Gary Gray is not just as talented of a director as Justin Lin or James Wan doing a Justin Lin impression. There were like two good shots in the whole thing
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Apr 15, 2017 04:11
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Is the next one going to be called Fury of the Fast?
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Apr 15, 2017 04:13
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Thing is there are legit criticisms to be made of the Disney Star Wars movies (though I'm generally positive on them), but Max Landis is just not hitting that target. Anyway Colossal is really good and a reminder that Anne Hathaway is a really loving good actress. Like the stuff surrounding her is strong but none of it would have worked if the protagonist rang false.
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Apr 15, 2017 04:13
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Yea yeah I feel like "people sitting still in extremely uncomfortable situations while the camera doesn't move or cut a lot" is my favorite comedic sub-genre, and Colossal isn't quite as good at that as, say, Force Majeure, but its high praise to be even in the same conversation
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Apr 15, 2017 04:18
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Gorman Thomas posted:What actor would most convincingly deliver the line, "Well boy, I'd masturbate to that. Hell, I might even cum". Bela Lugosi.
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Apr 15, 2017 04:20
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Yeah but he's dead
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Apr 15, 2017 04:44
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Only his body.
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Apr 15, 2017 04:58
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The correct answer to the "boy i'd masturbate..." question is Bobcat Goldthwaite.
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Apr 15, 2017 05:01
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I'm gonna watch Shaft Shaft is pre' decent, but I still prefer Shaft's Big Score and the Singleton movie. Spatulater bro! posted:The new MST3K intro is really terrible It really makes you wonder why they couldn't just think of a new 'garage theater' scenario? One thing I love about the early Joel episodes is how much more the performers played into the role of characters being forced to see a movie, becoming jaded and accustomed to their lot in life - as opposed to what's preserved now, which is just the heckling and presumption of superiority. It's basically just the same thing as Rifftrax, but even more frivolous. I'm cross-posting this visual history I tied together in the streaming thread, just because it's pretty to look at end makes you consider just how important framing, blocking, and aspect ratio can be:    
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Apr 15, 2017 05:39
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K. Waste posted:Shaft is pre' decent, but I still prefer Shaft's Big Score and the Singleton movie. Jonah doesn't seem all that upset to be there, which was an importantly charming aspect of the original show and led to one of the show's (and tv in general's) best scenes, where Mike floats over to Pearl's "porch" and they have a nice chat. I'm hoping they get a second season and find that air of desperation. The width and crispness takes away some of the fun, too, which is funny because it's always been a "theater" conceit but when the frame is square and the seats are big it feels more intimate.
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Apr 15, 2017 05:56
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Snak posted:I'm gonna assume original. but, nostalgia for the original asside, I kinda always liked the remake. It was the first R rated movie I ever saw in theatres. The remake's not a bad film, but I've heard it described as "Shaft for white people" and that's the truest thing I've ever heard. Snak posted:Nah, I knew exactly what you meant, I. was just being pedantic. It's cool. My main beef with the film is that they make it a story about revenge. The beautiful thing about Conan in the old books is that he sort of just stumbles into trouble. His parents are fine, he just left home because he was bored. All the other liberties they take, I'm fine with. Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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Apr 15, 2017 06:14
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Magic Hate Ball posted:I'm hoping they get a second season and find that air of desperation. The width and crispness takes away some of the fun, too, which is funny because it's always been a "theater" conceit but when the frame is square and the seats are big it feels more intimate. Right. There's an inconsistency between the cultural and technological context that spawned MST3K and MST3K:TR, respectively, and part of it has to do with how MST3K was dealing with poorly preserved artifacts, and MST3K:TR is, like The Movie, dealing with "restored" artifacts.
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Apr 15, 2017 06:17
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https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/733959291980369920 Woah kid take it down a notch.
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Apr 15, 2017 06:20
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huh i didnt know John Singleton directed one of the American Crime Story episodes
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Apr 15, 2017 06:21
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Snak posted:Is the next one going to be called Fury of the Fast? It'll take place in Germany. Furies Never Say Nein
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Apr 15, 2017 06:35
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Hat Thoughts posted:huh i didnt know John Singleton directed one of the American Crime Story episodes One of the best ones, too.
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Apr 15, 2017 06:38
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Jason Alexander screams out the window: "Well, boy, I'd masturbate to that, and I'd probably cum too!"
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Apr 15, 2017 06:45
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Gorman Thomas posted:What actor would most convincingly deliver the line, "Well boy, I'd masturbate to that. Hell, I might even cum". Hell, I might even cum, butt-horn! Mechafunkzilla fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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Apr 15, 2017 07:56
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Snak posted:Is the next one going to be called Fury of the Fast? The Fine of the Fast (F9 of the Fast), wherein all the characters finally have to pay the millions they owe in speeding tickets.
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Apr 15, 2017 08:05
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In the next ten years there will be: The Furious and the Fast Fasten The Fastest of the Furious The Fast and the Furiousest And by the time part 13 comes around you can probably start over again.
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Apr 15, 2017 08:18
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can't wait for Ocean's Fast Eleven imho
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Apr 15, 2017 08:32
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Do you guys think they reboot the F&F series in 2021 for the 20th anniversary or wait until the 25th?
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Apr 15, 2017 09:10
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They will wait far enough into the future that Brian and Mia's son and his cousin (Dom and Letty's daughter) are the new protagonists.
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Apr 15, 2017 10:17
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New Kendrick is prettay prettay good
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:New Kendrick is prettay prettay good The naming gimmick for this is way better than Untitled Unmastered
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Apr 15, 2017 12:37
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Also I could see John Candy or Melissa McCarthy doing well with that line.
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Apr 15, 2017 12:38
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Budgie Jumping posted:The correct answer to the "boy i'd masturbate..." question is Bobcat Goldthwaite. My vote is Don Knotts btw.
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Apr 15, 2017 13:36
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porfiria posted:Max Landis is insanely douchey, but Chronicle is a really good script and he's dead right about the Star Wars teaser trailer. Also, he may be SMG. It's a teaser. It's not even a full trailer. And it's for something that doesn't actually need selling For real he's an idiot
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Apr 15, 2017 15:23
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I can't believe the Artist won best picture in 2012. If you ask me, I think that were it nominated, Bernie (2011) would have won.
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Apr 15, 2017 16:14
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Coffee And Pie posted:I can't believe the Artist won best picture in 2012. 
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Apr 15, 2017 16:16
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Jenny Angel posted:The Fate of the Furious still has boatloads of charisma at its back, it's a worthy addition to the series on a thematic level, and it keeps the franchise's wonderfully jigsaw approach to set pieces mostly intact, but F Gary Gray is not just as talented of a director as Justin Lin or James Wan doing a Justin Lin impression. There were like two good shots in the whole thing It was disappointing to see that one of the biggest setpieces were just CG moments and reaction shots.
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Apr 15, 2017 17:05
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DrVenkman posted:It was disappointing to see that one of the biggest setpieces were just CG moments and reaction shots. The last 15 years must have been really hard for you they have been for me too
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Apr 15, 2017 17:12
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FishBulb posted:The last 15 years must have been really hard for you I think it stands out more given that Gray is such a flat director. At least Wan and Lin have a more dynamic style.
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Apr 15, 2017 18:00
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If I could storyboard, I would legit try super hard to get on this. https://nickelodeonanimation-viacom...jun1offset=-240 But alas.
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Apr 15, 2017 18:56
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https://twitter.com/JamesLiamCook/status/853008884113457152
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Apr 15, 2017 19:06
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That poor dog lost his mom and his grandma. 
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Apr 15, 2017 19:45
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Episode 8 reviews are in
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That dog is all sorts of jacked up.
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