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Oneiros posted:God forbid people learn what the inside of an animal looks like or *gasp* see a gun! Our children must be sheltered from such disgusting and uncivilized things oh shut the gently caress up. kids get upset at the sight of familiar animals cut open, and not every gun owner thinks the dumb "experiments" carried out on demolition ranch are promoting responsible gun use; I don't want to deal with a child in my house deciding they're gonna throw the first round they find into the microwave because they saw a loving retard doing it for fun on YouTube. Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 07:42 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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Wasabi the J posted:oh shut the gently caress up. If your child "throws the first round they find into the microwave" I guarantee you the problem is closer to home than youtube channel Demolition Ranch, hope that helps.
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Apr 15, 2017 07:44
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Oneiros posted:If your child "throws the first round they find into the microwave" I guarantee you the problem is closer to home than youtube channel Demolition Ranch, hope that helps. suck a gently caress you child libertarian. people, including "responsible gun owners" and good parents make mistakes. And children are ignorant and impressionable.
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Apr 15, 2017 07:48
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Kids wanna do anything and everything and hate being told they can't. They're pretty much libertarians at heart. They're dumb as hell.
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Apr 15, 2017 07:52
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Oh no, those poor oppressed children with their strictly intellectual interests in exploding watermelons and cut-open dogs or whatever!!
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Apr 15, 2017 07:53
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whenever my child asks for watermelon i put my child into the watermelon and i put the watermelon into the microwave and then i pray
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Apr 15, 2017 07:57
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I mean, imagine how differently Starship Troopers would have gone if Jonny Rico hadn't been allowed to watch pets' blood and gun bullets on Youtube as a child. Probably pretty badly for a certain planet, and I don't mean Klendathu!
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Apr 15, 2017 07:58
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Powaqoatse posted:whenever my child asks for watermelon i put my child into the watermelon and i put the watermelon into the microwave and then i pray Hmm, have you tried filming this and then showing it to other people's children? It's important that they know about the legitimate microwave problems facing their generation.
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Apr 15, 2017 08:02
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i think i hosed up my children keep bursting out of the watermelons and theyre saying Would you like to not know more? and i say stay in the watermelon while i cry and try to stuff the watermelon into the machine
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Apr 15, 2017 08:04
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If you'd rather have your child learn what Mr. Fluffy's insides look like as roadkill rather than an educational video of a vet saving an animal's life then I dunno what to say, I really don't 
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Apr 15, 2017 08:06
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small children definitely have the mental and emotional maturity to understand that they're looking at a surgical procedure for the benefit of the animal rather than someone cutting it up for kicks there is absolutely no reason a parent would want to introduce their child to those concepts in a more supervised context or when they're a little older
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Apr 15, 2017 08:12
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Jabor posted:small children definitely have the mental and emotional maturity to understand that they're looking at a surgical procedure for the benefit of the animal rather than someone cutting it up for kicks Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that being a parent granted you total control over reality. It sure is a relief to know that your child will never be exposed to anything before you're ready or willing to explain it to them. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 15, 2017 08:18
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oh man this whole thing is about that vlog? i guess he shows animal guts to his kid? i keep clicking around in that video but i cant find anything except dude talking loudly at his camera pls give me a better timestamp
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Oneiros posted:Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that being a parent granted you total control over reality. It sure is a relief to know that your child will never be exposed to anything before you're ready or willing to explain it to them. did you whine this hard when your mom didn't let you go to that pg-13 rated movie?
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Apr 15, 2017 08:20
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KID RIGHTS KID RIGHTS KID RIGHTS
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Apr 15, 2017 08:22
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Jabor posted:did you whine this hard when your mom didn't let you go to that pg-13 rated movie? One time my dad decided that GoldenEye 64 was too violent for us to play and sold it. Didn't have a problem with the movie, though
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Oneiros posted:Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that being a parent granted you total control over reality. It sure is a relief to know that your child will never be exposed to anything before you're ready or willing to explain it to them. Once when I was about 11 I went exploring in the woods with a neighbor kid and he found a rotten dead bird and pissed on it. In that moment, I could only think "drat i wish my dad had shown me this so I'd know how hosed up it was"
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Apr 15, 2017 08:28
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the scootyfrooty is coming from inside the thread can we put the last page of posts in the microwave
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Oneiros posted:One time my dad decided that GoldenEye 64 was too violent for us to play and sold it. Didn't have a problem with the movie, though lol "How dare parents try to prevent their kids from being traumatized. I didn't get to play a videogame once. Who's the real victim here????"
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Once when I was about 11 I went exploring in the woods with a neighbor kid and he found a rotten dead bird and pissed on it. In that moment, I could only think "drat i wish my dad had shown me this so I'd know how hosed up it was" Woods porn was something very different when I was a kid 
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Apr 15, 2017 08:32
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omg I once came across this weird little rubbery animal on the ground. It kinda looked like one of the slime creatures that the Kinder Eggs had at the time, but way more real. I remember slowly approaching and moving my index finger towards it. I got way close, almost on my knees, and I poked the slime creature on its belly, and it moved all it limbs and made a noise and I made a louder noise and I ran away. Probably years later I realized it was a bird that had just come out of its egg, and was blown out of its nest, or was thrown out by a cuckoo. Pink and chickeny and that blue shade on its eyes, and so soft. Even if it didn't die from the cold, lying on the street like that, it would definitely have died from my big finger destroying its guts. :muscle:
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Apr 15, 2017 08:34
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My dad let me watch incredibly violent poo poo like Devilman and Guyver at the tender age of 5 and I turned out fine Don't mind the crotch magic
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Apr 15, 2017 08:34
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Powaqoatse posted:omg There's no freude here 
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Apr 15, 2017 08:40
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As soon as my kids are born i take them to a Guatemalan prison, coat them in butter, and leave them inside for a week. Some rotten soul liberal types might disagree with this, they might say "oh no, you have to wait until they're at least five or six, it's too scary", but this is exactly the reason why kids these days are so weak. They have to learn how the real world works
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Apr 15, 2017 08:42
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Oneiros posted:There's no freude here Yeah it sucked
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Apr 15, 2017 08:48
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 <- me in my childhood when i wasnt kiling birds
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Apr 15, 2017 08:53
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Powaqoatse posted:
Can't you get it up anymore? The ladies are still laughing at you that is for sure.
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Apr 15, 2017 08:58
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Bogan King posted:Can't you get it up anymore? The ladies are still laughing at you that is for sure. you know it
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Bogan King posted:Can't you get it up anymore? The ladies are still laughing at you that is for sure. Don't kinkshame
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Children love them splodin' watermelons, but they still so dumb that they favorite comedian is Gallagher 2.
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chitoryu12 posted:Arby's has had their social media people doing nerd and video game references non-stop since September 2015, but they've succeeded and practically doubled their shares on Facebook (meaning double the attention they normally get) by doing a bunch of really creative and elaborate sculptures with food packaging. Holy gently caress, a Gyro Gearloose reference.
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Apr 15, 2017 09:24
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Holy gently caress, a Gyro Gearloose reference. actually that's Li'l Helper (who apparently made a sandwich outta Gyro???)
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It's my right to show my child the inside of a watermelon, the inside of an animal, or the inside of an rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 15, 2017 12:30
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Please do not goatse your children
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Apr 15, 2017 12:33
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Joke's on you, they already took my kids away.
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Guess who is back in the news? Texas court won't release 'affluenza' defendant from jail http://www.theeagle.com/news/nation...0ee68d5003.html
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Powaqoatse posted:check out a dude crashing his 350k usd vintage car like an idiot: Oh yeah. The brakes failed. Sure.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Please do not goatse your children how else am i going to give birth?!?
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Lime Tonics posted:Guess who is back in the news? Sometimes my state does good things. 
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The actual issue behind channels like Vet Ranch and Demolition Ranch getting labeled as restricted is that YouTube has been putting a lot of videos on their restricted list after changing their algorithm in the past few weeks. Gun channels are some of the most vocal recent ones to get hit, but they've also noticeably restricted a lot of benign LGBT videos and pro wrestling videos. When the videos get put on restricted, they don't appear if you turn on restricted mode on your account (like if there's a kid browsing YouTube) and thus the videos get less views and therefore less ad revenue. Smaller channels can suffer greatly from this kind of thing.
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