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Pakled posted:Uh, Garrison, shearing sheep is good for them. I know you're going for a "sheeple" thing but sheep that don't get sheared look like this dont diss natural hair 
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Angepain posted:really the fact that she didn't hang herself on live TV and/or hand herself in to the local police station for all crimes anyone ever accused her of to be carted around the country for crowds to throw rotten fruit at is enough to enrage most of these guys 
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Pakled posted:Uh, Garrison, shearing sheep is good for them. I know you're going for a "sheeple" thing but sheep that don't get sheared look like this Probably less good when you're peeling up flesh with the razor though.
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Prism posted:Probably less good when you're peeling up flesh with the razor though. How high is "too high"? Whatever it is right now, no matter what the numbers are. Certainly whatever it was in those halcyon days of the 1950's they keep valorizing.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:It's endlessly absurd that Stantis has brought back Hunny Bunny apropos of nothing. Clinton came "out of the woods" a couple weeks ago.
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Xander77 posted:Thing is, they've been complaining about taxes long enough that they're perfectly trained to never mention any numbers. (To avoid Alley-like "numbers keep going down, you fuckers keep on bitching" fiascoes). Oh, I agree. It's just that the picture doesn't show the good kind of shearing (because it's peeling up flesh). It's a decent image for something good that's gone too far. Which the US definitely hasn't. Taxes, and the things they can fund, are good. That part's all on Garrison's weird perceptions.
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Sir Tonk posted:ooooooo boy, here we go I can neither confirm nor deny making any weathervane-related suggestions to local hero Bruce MacKinnon.
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Prism posted:Probably less good when you're peeling up flesh with the razor though. But wouldn't sheering the sheep be a better metaphor for unclouding all the wool from their eyes? Guy can't think outside of punishment for his enemies. Oh wait, he thinks taxes are bad and this is about the fact that yes, even in republican hands, Trumpy is gonna take your money to fund his golfing and other expenses. How far removed are Republicans from anarchists in that they want a not state to exist that benefits them without being an actual government? Crabtree fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 16, 2017 |
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I find it disgustingly ironic that he says what he says in the blurb, about the rich exploiting tax code with laywers, while also slurpin Trump's gerkin. Hey Ben, what was that about Trump not paying taxes by finding ways to exploit tax code? Oh it's not the same thing? Alright Ben 
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So you have to turn in your guns now when filing taxes? #MAGA 1 2http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/4/15/1653370/-Trump-Thinks-He-s-Prince-Charming-Demands-Royal-Carriage-Ride-for-UK-Visit  3 4 5 6 7Do the last three months count?  8 
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HAT FETISH posted:"Liberals, especially on campuses, are having a hard time understanding what free speech means. A lot of people on the left think free speech means that only speech I agree with." Branco thinks the first amendment was established to protect giant assholes from criticism they don't agree with.
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I personally think it's really cool and good how people think "I have free speech" is a good immediate defense for their views. There's no greater endorsement for a particular position than "it's not literally illegal for me to say this". Taking that kind of stand requires a lot of courage, imo
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Prism posted:Probably less good when you're peeling up flesh with the razor though. Which is impossible with machine shears. It's like showing someone accidentally cutting off their jaw while shaving.
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Munchables posted:I find it disgustingly ironic that he says what he says in the blurb, about the rich exploiting tax code with laywers, while also slurpin Trump's gerkin. Hey Ben, what was that about Trump not paying taxes by finding ways to exploit tax code? Oh it's not the same thing? Alright Ben Basically libertarians are people who look at the rich getting away with paying almost nothing, decide to do that themselves, fail because it takes a lot of actual work, substantial expertise, and a hefty amount of starting cash, then scream at the Government for making it so hard to cheat. Note that one of his primary concerns is the fact that the tax code is really long- you can just tell he sat down at his computer and pulled up a .pdf in order to figure out how to get away with paying nothing (just like Orange Daddy), then balked as soon as he saw that it might take actual effort.
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The most damning indicator of bloated government overreach: taxes. Literally any taxes at all. The best governments are those that don't tax anyone. They're highly efficient and just.
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HAT FETISH posted:I personally think it's really cool and good how people think "I have free speech" is a good immediate defense for their views. There's no greater endorsement for a particular position than "it's not literally illegal for me to say this". Taking that kind of stand requires a lot of courage, imo People kinda forget that "free speech" and "immunity from consequences" are not the same thing.
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Tell that to the fascists before they start plugging their ears screaming "SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES CANT TAKE IT"
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Somfin posted:Basically libertarians are people who look at the rich getting away with paying almost nothing, decide to do that themselves, fail because it takes a lot of actual work, substantial expertise, and a hefty amount of starting cash, then scream at the Government for making it so hard to cheat. Note that one of his primary concerns is the fact that the tax code is really long- you can just tell he sat down at his computer and pulled up a .pdf in order to figure out how to get away with paying nothing (just like Orange Daddy), then balked as soon as he saw that it might take actual effort. Actually you just need the cash. The rest comes with and you can kick up and enjoy another round of golf.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Actually you just need the cash. Well yeah, you mostly buy the work and expertise off of other people who make all of their money off of "knowing how to play the game." Garrison and his ilk think that self-made billionaires are actually self-made when they really just buy poo poo.
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Oh no! If big government takes my excess wool so close to summer I might be...more comfortable?
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 1 2Chip Bok posted:The U.S. dropped the biggest non nuke bomb ever on ISIS caves in Afghanistan last week. The bomb is so huge it has to be loaded into a C-130 transport and then shoved out the back door over the target (here’s a good ABC video if you don’t mind a 16 second commercial). The name of the bomb is GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast (MOAB). Or Mother Of All Bombs.  3
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At least he's not talking about black people camping anymore. Actually, wait, I just realized this is the Sunday cartoon. Tinsley loves jerking off every Christmas about how he's the only one who will say "Jesus", yet the actual most important Christian holiday he's too busy complaining about college students to mention it. That about says it all, I think.
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HootTheOwl posted:Garrison wouldn't virtue signal.
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Gazpacho posted:idk what that means but he often throws in banal virtue labels like "REALITY" and "TRUTH" In theory, "virtue signalling" means you tell everyone how enlightened and compassionate you are to get credit without actually doing anything to help people. In practice, it means "yes, I'm a racist, sexist, hateful person, but anyone who calls me out on it is just doing it to show off, so I maintain the moral high ground."
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Lord Hydronium posted:At least he's not talking about black people camping anymore.
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Pants Donkey posted:He regularly forgets holidays. Like, he's had at least TWO cartoons that are him saying "Oh poo poo sorry I forget Veteran's Day." What about Squirrel Appreciation Day?
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FaradayCage posted:Perfect timing, as always. I saw it mentioned, but haven't heard anything since yesterday. Did anything happen at Berkley?
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Manuel Calavera posted:I saw it mentioned, but haven't heard anything since yesterday. Did anything happen at Berkley? A nazi punched someone he disagreed with.
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