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Nice truck, is that a 3500? |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 04:09 |
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did you hear their was a breakin 3 blocks over
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 05:39 |
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Farg posted:did you hear their was a breakin 3 blocks over None of us are safe in our beds! Property values will plummet! *makes plans to move to a nicer area* *really means a whiter area*
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 06:43 |
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It is too late! I have completed the ancient ritual of property depreciation! Hello, neighbour. |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 08:09 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:It is too late! hello are you new around here? try the nopales chilaquiles, it's the local specialty |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 08:40 |
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FutonForensic posted:50 years ago: hey neighbor, can i borrow a cup of sugar? god bless |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 18:11 |
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Coyotes |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 18:13 |
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Sorry about my night-terrors. |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 18:32 |
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*plays Kurtis Blow -The Breaks whenever black kids walk by* |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 20:59 |
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*plays Gordon Lightfoot - Rainy Day People whenever white kids walk by* |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 21:35 |
woah gettin late, better take out the trash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5y7YCFsu2E |
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 01:48 |
oh gently caress that crazy couple isn't back downstairs are they?
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:24 |
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Dandywalken posted:*plays Kurtis Blow -The Breaks whenever black kids walk by* JackBadass posted:*plays Gordon Lightfoot - Rainy Day People whenever white kids walk by* when do we play Billy Joel's Allentown?
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 09:26 |
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I hope the rest of you don't mind, but it's about 11 at night and I really gotta get started on mowing my lawn. |
# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:54 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:It is too late! "W-What? There are ponies in the estate! They're eating the uncut grass! How did you do this! Tell me, how!?" "Oh it was a Black Art, but easy enough to pull off. I stopped paying the local lawnmower guy to do the lawns." "Bastard! Why!? Why did you do it!?" "Because no one was paying the voluntary subscriptions to pay for mowing. I sent out letters and everything." e; This actually happened in the middle class estate I live in. Biggest resident's association meeting ever over a loose horse. School Nickname fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Apr 20, 2017 |
# ? Apr 20, 2017 10:41 |
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The feral kids from number 14 keep joyriding on the lawn ponies and stealing their fetlocks. We need to have a meeting about this. But secretly, so their scary parents don't find out.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:02 |
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I've called and reported pony house to the city. Pretty sure this neighborhood isn't zoned for farm animals. |
# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:41 |
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JackBadass posted:I've called and reported pony house to the city. Pretty sure this neighborhood isn't zoned for farm animals. Pretty sure it isn't zoned for squares either, yet here you are.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:49 |
City of Glompton posted:Pretty sure it isn't zoned for squares either, yet here you are. jesus loving christ this is savage ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:51 |
but also, as I understand it, most zoning is done with squares, so it's savage, but kind of confusing when you look into it
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:51 |
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cda posted:but also, as I understand it, most zoning is done with squares, so it's savage, but kind of confusing when you look into it |
# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:42 |
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just because zoning is done with squares (eg pig slut lisa) it doesn't mean it's for them, do you see the subtle difference here?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:51 |
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I just checked with the city. Turns out the neighborhood is zoned for squares. |
# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:27 |
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JackBadass posted:I just checked with the city. Turns out the neighborhood is zoned for squares. have it your way. I'm letting my house go into foreclosure, stick that in your square pipe and smoke it
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:53 |
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Myself and all the other neighborhood squares are throwing a huge block party with a silent auction to raise money to save City of Glompton's house from foreclosure, because squares are good people who help their neighbors. |
# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:02 |
Technically speaking, according to the city & state codes, they recently changed it so it's not legal to keep an animal of sheep-size or larger within city limits. Apparently this was changed a few weeks ago for an unknown reason. I'm still allowed to breed peacocks without restriction. It's within my rights and their coops are fine and healthy. Yes they do like to start calling at 4AM and don't stop for 18 hours, really beautiful voice to match really beautiful creatures. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgDw2iIcmQ0 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 00:46 |
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Please keep your 'cocks under control. |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 01:20 |
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*puts flyers through all the neighbour's doors to advertise my new pet sitting and peacock feather duster selling service* No, I don't water plants.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 11:31 |
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*says hello everyday in a cold aloof manner that i hope communicates how loud u are at strange hours and how much i hate u for it* |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 16:51 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:*says hello everyday in a cold aloof manner that i hope communicates how loud u are at strange hours and how much i hate u for it* *lights fifth midnight bonfire of the week and practises ukulele 'quietly'*
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 17:23 |
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What have you got in the cellar, Herr JackBadass? |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 17:41 |
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*ethnic food scents waft from my house*
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 17:45 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 17:26 |
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poverty goat posted:What have you got in the cellar, Herr JackBadass? No one... I-I mean nothing! I got nothing in the cellar. High on the hog, 90's style. |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 08:01 |