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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lmao this is loving incredible.

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




the power behind the throne


actually yeh i bet they blame her for all trumps crimes and he skates

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Augus posted:

11:15, restate my assumptions:
1. Shitposting is the language of nature.
2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through drugs
3. If you stay on C-SPAM enough, you will eventually see that all patterns will eventually be broken
Therefore: Nothing in this life matters.

I didn't realize that I actually made that post at 11:15 until after I posted it lmao

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Donald Trump hates America and is a secret muslim

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

hahahahaha you old bitch

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


aware of dog posted:

Talk about jury nullification, you'll get struck and you can go home

I was struck from jury duty in a murder case for answering a question about whether I trust the police with "due to their position in society, police should be held to a higher degree of accountability than an average citizen." Whoops

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
rip Di :(

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dude does like ten things every day that tea party fuckbrains would have had aneurism about if he was a democrat lmao

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

M_Gargantua posted:

make america like 1850s england-ish style great again

A Maga Proposal

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

punchymcpunch posted:

tell em ur a something awful goon and theyll send you home

thats how i got out of vietnam

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

punchymcpunch posted:

tell em ur a something awful goon and theyll send you home

Yes Mr. McConnell I will answer your question, but first I have one question for you: Do you have stairs in your house?

Mitch McConnell: errm uhmm...I'rm protected
*gallery gasps audibly*

edit: This should be a cool joke for the congressional testifying goon, I think I mixed it up with a reply to the Jury duty goon. This will not happen again and I apologize.

UFOTacoMan fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Apr 17, 2017

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I want a remastered command and conquer 1 with Alex Jones led brotherhood of nod.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



old boy on my Facebook feed was prepared to deal with the fact that the military only works because it's socialist to the point of being nearly communist, but wasn't prepared to hear the same fact about the NFL

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

The brains behind the whole operation was also... the beauty?!1

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

got any sevens posted:

Im at jury doody today oh boy

tell them your're a sovereign citizen, and as a goon you believe in jury nullification.

then say something about state's rights.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

well, I feel sorry for Melania that someone noticed and reported on it, because thats not gonna sit good with Trump

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


eonwe posted:

well, I feel sorry for Melania that someone noticed and reported on it, because thats not gonna sit good with Trump

Yeah if he didn't have people watching him 24/7, she'd definitely get a beating for this.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

melania sucks

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Can you imagine how emotionally traumatizing it must be to have this idiot fat man as your father and have to listen to his clumsy attempts to be inspirational infront of the whole goddamn nation ahhhhhhh

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I wish Obama had used the office of the Presidency to help the downballot

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
4 sails 4 sale by owner bi loner

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Barron's been attending the Milford Academy. Good for him.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Obama owned

https://twitter.com/politifact/status/853992474930548737

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
The only time ive ever seen barron smile was when he mined hitting his mother when her back was turned

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Thom and the Heads posted:

hahahahaha you old bitch

You don't have to do anything except take off your hat for the anthem though, I thought you just put your hand on your heart for the pledge

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

The best part is his little 'yep' acknowledgement

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

A sudden obsession with golf is just a side effect of the mind control wetware the lizard people use on all human presidents

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

The only time ive ever seen barron smile was when he mined hitting his mother when her back was turned

you should tune into his twitch channel

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Al! posted:

The only time ive ever seen barron smile was when he mined hitting his mother when her back was turned

I bet he smiles when he draws his big titty anime babes.

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Inspector Hound posted:

You don't have to do anything except take off your hat for the anthem though, I thought you just put your hand on your heart for the pledge

whoah somebody is a traitor who doesn't love america

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

11% of Obama's presidency were golf days.


17% so far of Trump's presidency were golf days.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump bad

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

you should tune into his twitch channel

He only plays custom doom wads of trump tower

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Melanie is the final "break glass in case of Russian emergency" and trump reveals this on a 3 hour fox special but we're all distracted by his new Nuko Plinko tv series in which he tries to hit a big red button that launches nukes at NK. Think he'll hit it next Sunday?? I hope he drops it on the right side. #TEAMRIGHTISRIGHT

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

I lived like a mile from there for a few months

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
my president can't do a thing that 4year olds at baseball games can reflexively do without really thinking

that's kinda cool if you think about it

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


the link: http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-nathan-damigo-alt-right-20161115-story,amp.html

quote:

Nathan Damigo brought his message of white separatism to an unusual place: an ethnic studies class at Cal State Stanislaus called Searching for America.

Speaking to a crowd filled with black and Latino students, he wove a country song tale of whites becoming an endangered minority in America and compared their plight to Native Americans — before describing his fantasy for a utopian homeland for whites not unlike Indian reservations.

“Even though horrible things did happen to the indigenous people … there was land set aside where they could be who they were and express themselves how they wanted to, and they could have a form of government that reflected them,” Damigo said. “And I think that is something that we want.”

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

I lived like a mile from there for a few months

did you pick me up any horsey sauce

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Can we change the thread title to trump (85): BRAIN DAMAGE HELL

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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

This looks like Barron saying something to Melania and Melania then nudging Trump.

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