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Cory Parsnipson: Nov 15, 2015

Shoehead posted:

The actual glitch is that there's no character sprite for Next.

Cory Parsnipson fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Dec 15, 2016

# ? Dec 15, 2016 20:35

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:11

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

It's actually Gender.

New Genders

# ? Dec 19, 2016 14:15

ZombieApostate: Mar 13, 2011; Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

https://a.pomf.cat/ndtsvd.webm

Hmmm, they're supposed to fall down, not turn into bottle rockets.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 17:22

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

ZombieApostate posted:

https://a.pomf.cat/ndtsvd.webm

Hmmm, they're supposed to fall down, not turn into bottle rockets.

I'd play that

# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:46

Gul Banana: Nov 28, 2003

trying to implement a masking pixel shader, i just experienced this:

# ? Jan 12, 2017 17:35

OtspIII: Sep 22, 2002

Gul Banana posted:

trying to implement a masking pixel shader, i just experienced this:

I would love a game where all the characters are just various paintings of wizards airbrushed onto the sides of buildings/vans/etc.

# ? Jan 12, 2017 19:04

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

3d is hard

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:26

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

what's wrong with that, exactly?

# ? Feb 9, 2017 00:12

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

The camera is supposed to be following the player, not flying off into the distance.

Cool effect though.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 01:50

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

yeah, my reaction was "whoa that's an awesome camera zoom"

# ? Feb 9, 2017 02:58

LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

not mine

https://twitter.com/_pikopik/status/830492221308821505

LazyMaybe fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Feb 12, 2017

# ? Feb 12, 2017 02:59

Last Visible Dog: Jul 30, 2015

Making an enemy that leaves a trail of fire as it moves, but forgot to make it IMMUNE to fire.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:28

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Add some screaming and you've got yourself a one-time surprise comedy enemy.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:36

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

Yeah if you gave the like one more second of health, added screaming, and made it a super rare that would be the best experience to stumble upon in the game

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:04

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Last Visible Dog posted:

Making an enemy that leaves a trail of fire as it moves, but forgot to make it IMMUNE to fire.

*sigh*

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:26

Last Visible Dog: Jul 30, 2015

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Add some screaming and you've got yourself a one-time surprise comedy enemy.

Spaced God posted:

Yeah if you gave the like one more second of health, added screaming, and made it a super rare that would be the best experience to stumble upon in the game

Ooh, great idea! And it'll be ridiculously easy to implement!
And it's hard to tell when it's constantly dying like that, but it's some sort of fiery-pig-thing. So imagine some squealing.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:34

The Cheshire Cat: Jun 10, 2008; Fun Shoe

Last Visible Dog posted:

Ooh, great idea! And it'll be ridiculously easy to implement!
And it's hard to tell when it's constantly dying like that, but it's some sort of fiery-pig-thing. So imagine some squealing.

Reading the last few posts, I couldn't help thinking of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBisNJxAmIk&t=118s

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:44

ZombieApostate: Mar 13, 2011; Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

"Throw a tantrum and roll around on the ground like a child" simulator coming along nicely...

https://s1.webmshare.com/omErE.webm

ZombieApostate fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Mar 3, 2017

# ? Mar 1, 2017 21:19

Cory Parsnipson: Nov 15, 2015

A master of CQC right there

# ? Mar 1, 2017 21:26

ZombieApostate: Mar 13, 2011; Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

Ok, locking X and Y rotation fixes the falling over, but now they don't move... Add more force!

https://s1.webmshare.com/ZXgDA.webm

:catstare:

ZombieApostate fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Mar 3, 2017

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:09

Joda: Apr 24, 2010; When I'm off, I just like to really let go and have fun, y'know?; Fun Shoe

Are you sure you're not just making a bowling game?

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:44

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

its like suda51's version of qwop or something

# ? Mar 2, 2017 01:27

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

Trying to get a sort of portable force field going, it's not really working as planned.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:58

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

3D movement code: It either works or it turns into some kind of space cube sex.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 04:39

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > The Cavern of COBOL > Post your Glitches - some kind of space cube sex

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:11

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

you had one job, ai_fly_toward_waypoint(cube);

one job

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:54

ManicJason: Oct 27, 2003; He doesn't really stop the puck, but he scares the hell out of the other team.

I had an idea for a stupid easter egg on a settings page:

https://zippy.gfycat.com/EasygoingJubilantBeaver.webm

... after first battling problems with having the avatar in another container:

https://zippy.gfycat.com/EnchantedIncompatibleArabianhorse.webm

.. and before that, learning the hard way that auto layout constraints do not mix with animations:

https://zippy.gfycat.com/InfamousNewBeauceron.webm

# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:03

Rhusitaurion: Sep 16, 2003; One never knows, do one?

lol geometry shaders

# ? Mar 23, 2017 04:03

dougdrums: Feb 25, 2005; CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

How much of that is solely the geometry shaders?

# ? Mar 23, 2017 17:02

Rhusitaurion: Sep 16, 2003; One never knows, do one?

dougdrums posted:

How much of that is solely the geometry shaders?

The green lines were all a messed up geometry shader - I was emitting vertices using data past the end of an array in the shader.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:14

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Sometimes I vomit lazers: https://webmshare.com/play/69dNE

# ? Mar 26, 2017 18:36

Ranzear: Jul 25, 2013

lord funk posted:

Sometimes I vomit lazers: https://webmshare.com/play/69dNE

Now loop it, VHS filter it, and add vaporwave.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 18:54

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

Ugh, JavaScript, MIN_VALUE has different meaning to C land's INT_MIN

# ? Apr 17, 2017 17:12

The Laplace Demon: Jul 23, 2009; "Oh dear! Oh dear! Heisenberg is a douche!"

Nah, it's more analogous to DBL_MIN.

Mozilla's example for how to use it is delightfully obscure:

Using MIN_VALUE posted:

The following code divides two numeric values. If the result is greater than or equal to MIN_VALUE, the func1 function is called; otherwise, the func2 function is called.
JavaScript code:
if (num1 / num2 >= Number.MIN_VALUE) {
    func1();
} else {
    func2();
}

I guess you know why you might want to do that if you already knew about MIN_VALUE, but absent that context it as might as well be any other constant, e.g.

JavaScript code:


if (num1 / num2 >= Math.SQRT1_2) {
    func1();
} else {
    func2();
}

Hmm, I wonder if there's an example on Math.SQRT1_2's documentation page?

Using Math.SQRT1_2 posted:

The following function returns 1 over the square root of 2:
JavaScript code:
function getRoot1_2() {
    return Math.SQRT1_2;
}

getRoot1_2(); // 0.7071067811865476

# ? Apr 17, 2017 18:13

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Well, at least this means I got the 6502 talking to the TMS5220 through the VIA.

https://soundcloud.com/luigi30/yospos

# ? Apr 19, 2017 21:55

Klades: Sep 8, 2011

Ultimate result (making a short animation as proof that I can use blender tools for a class): https://puu.sh/vCNvc/9a5f393c69.webm
Intermediate result: https://puu.sh/vCLWL/19e0fed2ac.webm

# ? May 2, 2017 06:04

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

EEEeeeeee

# ? May 2, 2017 09:33

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Feels good man

# ? May 2, 2017 18:34

Angryhead: Apr 4, 2009; Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro

https://gfycat.com/WelltodoFelineBooby

Hey let me add back destructible walls to the game. What do you mean that anything that gets killed spawns a corpse & some loot & blood?

# ? May 12, 2017 07:27

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Angryhead posted:

https://gfycat.com/WelltodoFelineBooby

Hey let me add back destructible walls to the game. What do you mean that anything that gets killed spawns a corpse & some loot & blood?

looks really nice, also you should make deductible walls

# ? May 12, 2017 12:41

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