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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/CatlinNya/status/854017590871642113

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


ex post facho posted:

81% of Republicans still think Trump keeps his promises?? :psyduck:

the only promise to them that mattered was "ha ha, take that liberals :smug:"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/AbiWilks/status/854056586989502464

quote:

An immense river that flowed from one of Canada’s largest glaciers vanished over the course of four days last year, scientists have reported, in an unsettling illustration of how global warming dramatically changes the world’s geography.

The abrupt and unexpected disappearance of the Slims river, which spanned up to 150 metres at its widest points, is the first observed case of “river piracy”, in which the flow of one river is suddenly diverted into another.

quote:

The data also showed how abrupt the change had been, with the Slims’ flow dropping precipitously from the 26 to 29 May 2016.

Geologists have previously found evidence of river piracy having taken place in the distant past. “But nobody to our knowledge has documented it happening in our lifetimes,” said Shugar. “People had looked at the geological record, thousands or millions of years ago, not the 21st century, where it’s happening under our noses.”

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


aw shucks, he shouldn't worry, his girlfriend's dad is big and strong and is letting him live rent-free :angel:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

"my entire life is a false flag" - Alex the Jones zone

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

boy im glad i never watched those star wars prequels

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

alex jones is anime now?

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


it'll be pretty cool in a few years when mountain glaciers all melt away and half the world's rivers vanish, including most of the largest ones in europe

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

just lol that his believability was ever at 62%. He's been one of the worlds most famous liars for decades.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

GobiasIndustries posted:

just lol that his believability was ever at 62%. He's been one of the worlds most famous liars for decades.

butter emails

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

quote:

First, Trump is explicitly adopting policy goals that contradict black-letter promises (the GOP health-care plan that he championed would roll back coverage for 24 million people and deeply cut Medicaid, after he vowed “insurance for everybody” and promised not to cut Medicaid). Second, he is failing to unite the party to accomplish generally promised goals (Republicans have yet to pass anything that can satisfy the baseline need to be described as “repeal and replace”).

Third, other general promises may be in the process of running aground, or just disintegrating, now that the difficulties of translating them into detailed policy are proving that the original promises were unrealistic, rooted in bad faith or outright fantasies.

lol forever

81% of my great, high energy, beautiful friends think Trump's keepin' his promises, doin' fine! MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I'm the fish swimming up the pirated river about to be eaten by a starving polar bear.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FabioClone posted:

Trump doing Easter was really funny. Look forward to the other major holidays.

I watched that little speech by Melania and it's still hard for me to believe we have a First Lady that can barely speak English; obviously being an eastern bloc immigrant was not a disqualifying factor in Trump's marriage plans.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

:eyepop:

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Gorillas, know for being huge, shrieking pussies over the slightest bit of confrontation.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Admiral Ray posted:

you always lie about poo poo like that, man

Itd be kinda easy to find out im lying then i get the boot and am out my time and money

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Gringostar posted:

alex jones is anime now?

Trump made it​ real

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Fullhouse posted:

it'll be pretty cool in a few years when mountain glaciers all melt away and half the world's rivers vanish, including most of the largest ones in europe

also a pretty good look at our version of barren shitholes

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Weeping Wound posted:

also a pretty good look at our version of barren shitholes



It's like a used Biore Pore Strip landscape

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


GobiasIndustries posted:

just lol that his believability was ever at 62%. He's been one of the worlds most famous liars for decades.

"that bitch Clinton is going to start a war"


Weeping Wound posted:

aw shucks, he shouldn't worry, his girlfriend's dad is big and strong and is letting him live rent-free :angel:
isn't Cerenovich wealthy because he divorced a rich woman? maybe the gorilla mindset does work because how else do you get around that loving lisp?

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Handed Missus posted:

did anyone post the video GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS readin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_e1F868MFo

A hallowed Easter reading of his favorite childhood bedtime story, "The Uppitiest friend of the family"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

FabioClone posted:

Trump doing Easter was really funny. Look forward to the other major holidays.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

How is posting poll numbers an opinion? Numbers are facts. Jfc

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Nichael posted:

the only promise to them that mattered was "ha ha, take that liberals :smug:"

Don't forget "ha ha ha take that brown people :smug:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Fullhouse posted:

it'll be pretty cool in a few years when mountain glaciers all melt away and half the world's rivers vanish, including most of the largest ones in europe

White Europeans to finally get their just deserts?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

CNN Delenda Est

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Kung Food posted:

Gorillas, know for being huge, shrieking pussies over the slightest bit of confrontation.

don't sign your posts

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Timotheous Venture posted:

Someone may have gotten to this overnight before I did, but whatever.



http://i.imgur.com/6p1rQWS.gifv

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Nichael posted:

"that bitch Clinton is going to start a war"

isn't Cerenovich wealthy because he divorced a rich woman? maybe the gorilla mindset does work because how else do you get around that loving lisp?

the story I'm told is that he has his cake and eats it too, receiving alimony from one rich ex-wife and currently living in the house of another's dad if I recall

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

got any sevens posted:

How is posting poll numbers an opinion? Numbers are facts. Jfc

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

fits my needs posted:

White Europeans to finally get their just deserts?

experiencing the same climate crises we've watched happen in the middle east for over a decade lmao

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fits my needs posted:

White Europeans to finally get their just deserts?

it happened once before

https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2011/jan/26/genghis-khan-eco-warrior

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
lookit all you wrinklebrain smarties. thinkin' you're so smart. well my buddy mike c. has shown me how to make that strong smoothbrain mindset work for me, and you just look out!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
so alex jones is telling the world it's all an act!
:laffo:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Kung Food posted:

Don't forget "ha ha ha take that brown people :smug:
do they hurt brown people to spite liberals or do they hurt liberals to spite brown brown people?



got any sevens posted:

How is posting poll numbers an opinion? Numbers are facts. Jfc
(((numbers)))

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

She's literally watching Barron and Trump to make sure they both do it right. Very sly glances there.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

so alex jones is telling the world it's all an act!
:laffo:

the false flag was coming from inside infowars

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Lindsey O. Graham posted:

so alex jones is telling the world it's all an act!
:laffo:

Just like :vince:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

A hallowed Easter reading of his favorite childhood bedtime story, "The Uppitiest friend of the family"

im genuinely surprised it wasn't a B'rer Rabbit book

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i smoothed on her like a 'vich

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