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Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Love that sound effect.

PLORP

# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:18

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# ? May 17, 2024 15:28

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Everything about that panel.

Plorp. The butthole where his arm attaches. The dickhead hat. The studded elbow length gloves.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 07:57

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Skwirl posted:

I love that it detaches at the shoulder and not the more obvious seam on his bicep.

Is that a seam, or just where his huge gloves end? Are those gloves, or his flesh?

I was going to say "why is his head pointy", but everybody is an alien in this situation anyway.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 13:20

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

prefect posted:

Is that a seam, or just where his huge gloves end? Are those gloves, or his flesh?

Pretty sure those are condoms.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 13:34

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
An evil duplicate of Squirrel Girl has been systematically taking out anyone who could stop her plan to save/conquer the world and sending them to the Negative Zone, and just accidentally sent the original Squirrel Girl to the moon:

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:11

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I...can't follow what's happening on pages 2 and 3. Or how.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:25

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Duke Igthorn posted:

I...can't follow what's happening on pages 2 and 3. Or how.

Tippy used Iron Man's glove to knock Mj�lnir through the the rift to the moon and into Doreen's hand. There's a lot of context missing in the panels posted.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:30

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

flosofl posted:

Tippy used Iron Man's glove to knock Mj�lnir through the the rift to the moon and into Doreen's hand. There's a lot of context missing in the panels posted.

Also a lot of badass.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:35

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Toshimo posted:

Also a lot of badass.

what wrong with Beasts(?) face?

# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:24

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

Herr Tog posted:

what wrong with Beasts(?) face?

Depending on who you ask, either bad art or quirky stylised art.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:31

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

haitfais posted:

Depending on who you ask, either bad art or quirky stylised art.

and who is the person in glasses behind marvel? I feel ooold

# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:35

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Herr Tog posted:

what wrong with Beasts(?) face?

haitfais posted:

Depending on who you ask, either bad art or quirky stylised art.

To be fair this exchange could describe several points in Beast's history, and probably has.

But it's just an Erika Henderson version of this Beast, who still looks fairly stupid.

Cabbit fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Apr 14, 2017

# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:35

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Herr Tog posted:

and who is the person in glasses behind marvel? I feel ooold

I'm guessing Kate Bishop.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:41

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Herr Tog posted:

what wrong with Beasts(?) face?

Decades of bad science decisions.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:41

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

Herr Tog posted:

and who is the person in glasses behind marvel? I feel ooold

Spider-Woman.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:43

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Cabbit posted:

To be fair this exchange could describe several points in Beast's history, and probably has.

But it's just an Erika Henderson version of this Beast, who still looks fairly stupid.

He looks like something from a d&d supplemental.

haitfais posted:

Spider-Woman.

That's..not how I reembmer her. well confirmed for old.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 21:04

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

It's a pretty recent change, within the last two years I think. Someone got the crazy idea that a superpowered world-saving superspy might favour a slightly more practical costume than sexy body paint.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 21:05

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

haitfais posted:

It's a pretty recent change, within the last two years I think. Someone got the crazy idea that a superpowered world-saving superspy might favour a slightly more practical costume than sexy body paint.

Somebody saw all the sales and good press DC was getting from the Batgirl redesign, more like.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 21:11

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

Also that, yes.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 21:11

KaosMachina: Oct 9, 2012; There's nothing special about me.

These two things aren't mutually exclusive, but honestly the Spider-Woman redesign is great.

Also I enjoyed the time she got trapped in a cosmic maternity ward by a bunch of Skrull soldiers who came to kidnap a V.I.P. and figured a hospital full of pregnant women was easy pickings.

Honestly I liked that whole series... a LOT more than I expected to.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 22:39

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

How do you break a shapeshifters neck?

# ? Apr 14, 2017 23:07

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

SiKboy posted:

How do you break a shapeshifters neck?

Very quickly, I guess. Catch them off guard before they realize what's happening. Its not like the Hulk where it happens by reflex in response to danger.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 23:24

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

SiKboy posted:

How do you break a shapeshifters neck?

*In horrible storm impression*
"The same way as everything else"

# ? Apr 14, 2017 23:28

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

SiKboy posted:

How do you break a shapeshifters neck?

Prenatal yoga, apparently

# ? Apr 14, 2017 23:34

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

biracial bear for uncut posted:

What about this classic from the 1980s?

Did he end up using his arm as a club?

# ? Apr 15, 2017 00:49

Iggles: Nov 24, 2004; By Jove! Commoners!

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Yeah, well, Skurge's last stand notwithstanding, the comics mean jack in the trailer because Mjolnir is shattered by Hel.

I wouldn't be surprised if that turns out to be dream-foreshadowing of him becoming unworthy and unable to use it for a while. But it not really being destroyed.

# ? Apr 15, 2017 01:13

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

ruddiger posted:

Did he end up using his arm as a club?

That's literally Arm-Fall-Off Boy's entire thing.

# ? Apr 15, 2017 01:46

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

biracial bear for uncut posted:

What about this classic from the 1980s?

That reminds me, though, of a genuine badass heroic moment from that same story:

Fortress Lad.

Never give up. Never give up. Never give up. Never give up.

Never.

Not even when you're mindwiped so bad you can't remember that you were ever a person.

Never.

# ? Apr 15, 2017 02:17

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

KaosMachina posted:

These two things aren't mutually exclusive, but honestly the Spider-Woman redesign is great.

Also I enjoyed the time she got trapped in a cosmic maternity ward by a bunch of Skrull soldiers who came to kidnap a V.I.P. and figured a hospital full of pregnant women was easy pickings.

Honestly I liked that whole series... a LOT more than I expected to.

No offense to this comic but considering the poo poo the skrull empire's been through it's weird that people still use them as default space villains. They should really be more like space hobos.

# ? Apr 15, 2017 06:38

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

Lurdiak posted:

No offense to this comic but considering the poo poo the skrull empire's been through it's weird that people still use them as default space villains. They should really be more like space hobos.

Judging by those panels they are doing quite a lot of space hoboing now.

# ? Apr 15, 2017 07:02

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

smashpro1 posted:

Please tell me her name in this state is Thoreen Green

# ? Apr 15, 2017 17:44

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Lurdiak posted:

No offense to this comic but considering the poo poo the skrull empire's been through it's weird that people still use them as default space villains. They should really be more like space hobos.

At least one of their planets got eaten by a Metallica song.

# ? Apr 16, 2017 13:40

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

prefect posted:

At least one of their planets got eaten by a Metallica song.

I'm nowhere near as familiar with Metallica as I thought, apparently, because I do not recognize the song that is in reference to.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 20:52

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

prefect posted:

At least one of their planets got eaten by a Metallica song.

Is there supposed to be text in those purple boxes?

Because otherwise I'm with Biracial Bear, I have no idea what Metallica song that's referencing.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 20:55

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

biracial bear for uncut posted:

I'm nowhere near as familiar with Metallica as I thought, apparently, because I do not recognize the song that is in reference to.

flosofl posted:

Is there supposed to be text in those purple boxes?

Because otherwise I'm with Biracial Bear, I have no idea what Metallica song that's referencing.

It's called the "Harvester of Sorrow", and I couldn't find any scans with a picture of it and also the name. :blush:

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/File:Harvester_of_Sorrow_Annihilation_Super-Skrull_Vol_1_4.jpg

# ? Apr 17, 2017 20:57

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

prefect posted:

It's called the "Harvester of Sorrow", and I couldn't find any scans with a picture of it and also the name.

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/File:Harvester_of_Sorrow_Annihilation_Super-Skrull_Vol_1_4.jpg

Ah, Okay, that.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 21:03

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

is...is Tippytoe going to be okay? :ohdear:

# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:16

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

Choco1980 posted:

is...is Tippytoe going to be okay?

Better than Monkey Joe.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:18

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Choco1980 posted:

is...is Tippytoe going to be okay?

If he's not he's up in Valhalla.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:38

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# ? May 17, 2024 15:28

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Nov 26, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

If he's not he's up in Valhalla.

Valsquirrela

# ? Apr 18, 2017 06:06

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