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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

deadgoon posted:

it's called "the dictatorship of the proletariat" and its for ur own good

but i dont want to be healthy and educated if that means the guy down the block from me gets it too!!!! :911:

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Charlie! The ribs!!!!!!!

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

deathbysnusnu posted:

Here's a crazy thought. What if Trump is legit trying to deploy 3 carriers and talk of pre-emptive strike as some sort of bluff to get KJU to back down... and KJU thinks it's an impending decapitation strike and decides to let loose everything he has. Man wouldn't be nuts if we were bumbling toward some sort of high stakes game of apocalyptic chicken?

enough about your slashfic

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


mormonpartyboat posted:

even in a "perfectly" executed attack on north korea, the humanitarian crisis from trying to merge the two into one state will be an unmitigated disaster in the best possible case

trump

Which two? Nk/sky or nk/china. I think China will have something to say about it.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Join my squad

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Addamere posted:

but i dont want to be healthy and educated if that means the guy down the block from me gets it too!!!! :911:

the guy down the block is a racist so we can't have socialism, sorry

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


fits my needs posted:

You're telling me a thrice divorced and multiple bankruptcy filing real estate con man might not understand foreign diplomacy!?

you think i can't handle a little talk with N. Korea? hah, you obviously weren't in the courtroom during my first divorce proceedings! heyooo ok launch the nukes

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



im rly glad 2 be back in gods time zone

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/854068987222790145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lmao

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




this low key trump burn tho

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
also lol at the part of that video where some guy in a parka with a hood comes out to wipe the seat off for melania

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Addamere posted:

like if the us or any of our allies gets for-real attacked at all much less nuked thats free 90% approval for the president as he unilaterally blows up half the world with great vengeance and furious anger

this is not a hard concept

thats partially my thought. though i honestly think he means to launch strikes.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/792225/Russia-Putin-North-Korea-nuclear-Trump

poo poo.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

triple sulk posted:

are the nukes launched yet

we were just warming up the engines here

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011



holy loving poo poo this owns

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i hope aliens with billions of years of ecological and societal experience show up and personally interview every single person on earth to determine which of us are worthy of their help and then just straight up kill everyone

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

deadgoon posted:

the guy down the block is a racist so we can't have socialism, sorry

not wrong

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mormonpartyboat posted:

even in a "perfectly" executed attack on north korea, the humanitarian crisis from trying to merge the two into one state will be an unmitigated disaster in the best possible case

trump

stop just appending the god emperors name to your posts and actually try for a moment to understand his genius

there is no humanitarian crisis

you blow up north korean leadership, ok? bing bong simple, done

and then you do NOTHING ELSE

what humanitarian crisis??

just cos we killed your tinpot dictator dont mean we owe you starving peasants poo poo anymore than it did ten minutes before we nuked him

ART

OF

THE

DEAL WITH IT

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

gotta get those progressive russian values while the gettins good

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

[Weeping]

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

ex post facho posted:

while america is distracted in the koreas and syria, china, russia and in a surprise twist, canada, invade the us to restore order

trump flees to Belarus, tweeting all the while

pence, cruz, mccain, and the entire republican party is hanged for crimes against humanity

a new golden age dawns

it's morning in america, as 600 billion dollars is cut from the military budget and used to establish a national healthcare and education system

*ex post facho wakes up a second time*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LGopSVju4

Parity warning fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Apr 17, 2017

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


Lmfao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




oh my god

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

perfect in every way but imagine the smiley is here

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

cyphr555 posted:

this low key trump burn tho



well it's not that hard to make the mistake

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
you think trump gets a reach around when Un fucks his rear end or what

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

VectorSigma posted:

i hope aliens with billions of years of ecological and societal experience show up and personally interview every single person on earth to determine which of us are worthy of their help and then just straight up kill everyone

hey i'm sure there three... four people who'd make good pets?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
sorry for cutting to the chase like that

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol :smith:

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/854085496661843972

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

hahahahahaha

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Holy gently caress

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

"i'm a fighter for our progressive values"

*fucks off to russia, bastion of leftist progressive ideals*

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Man gently caress this twitter bullshit

twitter is trying to solve all of their platform's complicated problems with automated algorithms because obviously

one of those algs is that if one account gets too many reports it automatically gets suspended for a set period of time

no of course this could never be abused, why even ask such a stupid question

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

lol good get hosed we dont need you

i know a few expat weirdos who tihnk california is some desolate wasteland on the brink of failure and uh no its actually the worlds seventh largest economy right behind France

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I have to go now. My home planet needs me.


cyphr555 posted:

this low key trump burn tho


lol

lol * 2

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coolguye posted:

"i'm a fighter for our progressive values"

*fucks off to russia, bastion of leftist progressive ideals*

is russia no longer a pretty great place for white dudes who can be used as mouthpieces of russia's greatness?

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




He likes the ones that weren't captured

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