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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

That DICK! posted:

What a stupid post

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Doesn't matter if he started out as "playing a character." We are who we pretend to be.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Robotnik Nudes posted:

It's odd to see people jumping on this lawyer to prove Jones is a fake and ignoring his ex-wife saying he's a goddamn lunatic. As if liberals will ignore the testimony of a woman when it fits their narrative or something.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

the point is more that owns, in a sexual way, that after decades of shrieking that he was THE LAST BASTION OF TRUTH WHO YOU MUST GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO NOW literally the moment he's challenged he runs to 'it was a joke man a joke!!!!!'

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

sexpig by night posted:

the point is more that owns, in a sexual way, that after decades of shrieking that he was THE LAST BASTION OF TRUTH WHO YOU MUST GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO NOW literally the moment he's challenged he runs to 'it was a joke man a joke!!!!!'

Sexist pig by day, apparently!!'

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I'm not convinced that the infowarriors will abandon Jones even if he testifies that he's been lying to everyone this whole time and he's actually a Democrat that voted for Clinton.

He's built his audience so that they're capable of rationalizing every new development no matter how much cognitive dissonance it creates. Trump's presidency is a perfect example, dude is quickly turning into a generic neocon and Jones is barely saying a thing about it. This after fifteen years of bitching about 9/11 and how bad wars are and whatever.

Some will leave and settle over at breitbart, but most will likely say that Jones had to lie to the judge so that he could protect his children from his evil Soros controlled ex-wife.

I'm mostly curious to see if Jones lets any of this bleed into the regular infowars stuff. He might go a bit nuts if he loses visitation rights.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/854351896055873536

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

sexpig by night posted:

the point is more that owns, in a sexual way, that after decades of shrieking that he was THE LAST BASTION OF TRUTH WHO YOU MUST GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO NOW literally the moment he's challenged he runs to 'it was a joke man a joke!!!!!'

someone find the one pedophile who was interviewed about all the child porn on his phone and computer and posted to social media who responded to every question with "that was a joke"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Kurt Eichenwald?

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/MadThad0890

code:
: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: b. On 11/02/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "that feel after you fap to cp. It's a feel like
: none other. It's like your floating on cloud 9 or something. fapping to some 40
: year old woman with fake tits makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to a 9
: year old girl attempt to please some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum
: squirt out with such pure intensity that you feel like your floating on air. and the
: way your dick feel, OH GPD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. You
: moralfags need to at least try to fap to some cp at least once before you die.
: Because there is no other feel like it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a
: joke.

: c. On 11/27/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "all cp isn't rape, Sometimes the kids want it,
: Most of the time they NEED it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: d. On 12/01/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I gotta plan ahead, can't have all my
: classmates knowing I walk around with 6 gigs of cp...on my keychain."
: MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: e. On 12/06/2011 in response to the question "How can you even be a pedo?"
: being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S Facebook page, MCMIAHERL
: wrote "anything younger than 16 is fine for me...thy have some 13 and younger
: stuff in here." MCMICHAEL claimed these posts were a joke.

: f. On 12/06/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I can fap to the came cp video for weeks,
: because it's sooo loving hot!" MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: g. On 12/08/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "WHOS THE GIRL THAT WANTED TO SEE
: THE RETARD GUT GET BEAT OFF BE A NURSE? WELL HERE IT IS IF
: YOU STILL WNAT TO SEE IT [link to video] For disabled people, sexuality is
: necessary...also it's CP...it's a nurse jacking off a 10 year old boy! not just any
: 10 year old boy, a retard 10 year old boy!" MCMICHAEL claimed ot have
: originally come across the video on 4Chan.org in the /b/ conversation thread.
: MCMICHAEL guessed the age of the male in the video to be eight to twelve
: years old. MCMICHAEL claimed the post was made as a joke.

: h. On 12/09/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "Yea, I carry around a 8 gb drive full of CP."
: MCMICHAEL'S response to being asked about this post was "I plead the fifth."

: i. On 12/11/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I got my cp on truecrypt." MCMICHAEL
: claimed this was a joke and that he did not have Truecrypt encryption software.

: j. On 12/17/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I'm not renting a drat laptop. I need to
: keep at least 4 gigs of cp on my poo poo and I not dealing with takeing if off when I'm
: done." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: k. On 12/20/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "using the dsi XL web browser, no computer,
: $70 to see if they can fix it, no refunds, not sure if CP is on it or not..."
: MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: l. On 01/04/2014, MCMICHAEL wrote "I JUST GOT THE GREATEST IDEA! what
: if i adot a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if i take
: her away from the orphenage. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE? IT'S
: FOIL PROOF! Once she become sef awear that i'm cumming inside of her
: nighty, i'll ask her if she'd rather go back to the orphenage or come back to bed.
: yes it's perfect! Theres no way she'd would turn me down. Now i just gotts
: to locate the michigan adoption agency tomorrow and my plan will be put into
: moation. Soon i'll have my very own loli and she'll have no where to run. BWAH
: HAHAHAHA BWAH HAHAHAHAAA." MCMICHAEL claimed that this post was a
: joke and that he couldn't possibly actually adopt a little girl anyway.

: m. On 01/20/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "megaporn was the first place I ever got
: fappable CP. I twas 2 girls loving each other. So hot I still fap to it to this day.
: RIP MAGAPORN. Gone too soon..." MCMICHAEL state that he had located
: and downloaded the described video about two or three years prior to the
: interview.

: n. On 01/20/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "wake up, brother at school, mom at work
: i'm gonna finish what i started, go to the computer, internet is off because of
: unpaid bill, forgot my cp usb at home, doesn't have cinamax on demand THIS
: HOUSE IF loving poo poo!" MCMICHAEL stated that he had actually forgotten
: his USB drive but that he was joking about it containing child pornography.

: o. On 02/01/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "HOLY gently caress! I went to the liberby today to
: send some resamays out and left my usb drive pluged in a computer with all my
: cp, my resamay along with my name and address on if for about 30 mins. I can
: only thank kami-sama that nobody looked through it." MCMICHAEL stated that
: he had been at the library but he did not leave a USB drive behind.

: p. On 02/01/2012, in response to the post "All your CP fits on one flash drive? I
: expected better from you" being written by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "it's 20 gigs." MCMICHAEL stated that he
: did not own a twenty-gigabyte flash drive.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Baloogan posted:

Kurt Eichenwald?

lol

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
got mah big bowl o chili

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

zen death robot posted:

Did you mean to post this in a different thread or what

someone asked for it

Fullhouse posted:

someone find the one pedophile who was interviewed about all the child porn on his phone and computer and posted to social media who responded to every question with "that was a joke"

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


who the gently caress is that?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

alex jones is a living shitpost.

"Got thrown outta family court for forgetting all my dang kids' names. Tried telling the judge it was because I had a big ol pot of chili before and was having to deal with THAT but she wasn't having it. The system is rigged folks."

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

akadajet posted:

who the gently caress is that?

Alex Jones' family court attorney

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

sexpig by night posted:

alex jones is a living shitpost.

"Got thrown outta family court for forgetting all my dang kids' names. Tried telling the judge it was because I had a big ol pot of chili before and was having to deal with THAT but she wasn't having it. The system is rigged folks."

This reads almost exactly like a DadBoner twitter post
https://twitter.com/DadBoner/status/843936055585783808

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

maybe if alex jones stops having chili he'll achieve clarity and realize the horror of the things he's said and done

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

That DICK! posted:

maybe if alex jones stops having chili he'll achieve clarity and realize the horror of the things he's said and done

"Folks for lunch today I had a salad and holy poo poo I have been saying some hosed up nonsense for the past years..."

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

One time I infused some olive oil with a whole lot of weed and I ate most of it over the course of a week with a massive pot of chili, so I can personally identify with eating too much chili and forgetting things

maybe this is the Alex Jones secret

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE CHILI THATS TURNING MY MIND INTO SOMETHING THAT CANT REMEBER THE NAMES OF MY CHILDEN

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Alex Jones, in his quest for immortal Truth, is actually following the dictum of Christ



if anyone can identify the recent media that quoted this verse, we are now friends

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Alex Jones removed forcibly from family court after 'fartin up a bad storm' according to his lawyer. 'it was a real bad scene, lotta nasty gas in the air,' lawyer said later to reporters.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Chemtrails joke

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
judge ellen tao is going to ruin yet another man's relationship with his children!!! i really hope carl diggler comes out to help another father in need.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol at him stripping off during a family therapy session

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

when are we getting the alex jones bio pic and will he agree to play himself

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/854418644729815040

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgoUDqNrfYw&t=7s

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
if the jones family was german then family nudity time would be ... ok

but because they're texan ... something just ain't right.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
not even in germany would stripping down at family counseling be acceptable

also im pretty sure there are tons more shirtless dads in texas than in germany, because of temperatures

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
It's actually weird for a Texas dad to not be shirtless.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i am seriously entertained by the fact that it seemse like alex jones ISNT faking it and is actually crazy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Baloogan posted:

i am seriously entertained by the fact that it seemse like alex jones ISNT faking it and is actually crazy

dude was faking his character and deffo scamming people with his bullshit supplements, but he was never faking the crazy

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

how fat is he actively trying to get? any more, and they will have to wheel him out of the house through a doorway that has been cut wider for him to fit through

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
A 👏 BIG 👏 BOWL 👏 OF 👏 CHILI

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


would eat

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Would you eat chili with alex jones?
Would you eat chili with super male vitality hormones?
Would you eat chili Pener u are?
Would you would you?

Would you eat chili with obama's microphones?
Would you eat chili with nine eleven tombstones?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Would you eat chili with russian loans?
Would you eat chili with goblin bones?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Would you eat chili from a megaphone?

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Baloogan posted:

Would you eat chili from a megaphone?

how many smoothbrain pills are in it

like are we replacing beans with em entirely, 50/50, what?

(im so excited for his testimony tomorrow)

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