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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

punchymcpunch posted:

in a bond movie, thatcher flirted with a parrot

keeping the british end up :britain:

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mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Got em!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

alnilam posted:

*baloogan voice* vagina VAGInaa vAGUNA VAGINA VAGINA vaginA

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

*mops brow*

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

skaboomizzy posted:

Where do I get that amnesia chili

alex jones ate the chili he made for the intern on accident

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

bean chilli is an abomination

so what the gently caress is in your chili then? tomato sauce and a bevy of spices? maybe an onion?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

new kind of cat posted:

so what the gently caress is in your chili then? tomato sauce and a bevy of spices? maybe an onion?

oats are a good chili replacement for both meat and beans

with some dried cranberries instead of mirepoix

and instead of the regular spices i use a bit of brown sugar and vanilla

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*comes home from work to find note*

"cumshitter,

im leaving you and the kids. im just not happy with this life. ive gone to wendy's"

*dashes to wendy's to find my wife hunched over a giant bowl of chili"

"honey! honey!

"sorry do i know you?"

"NOOOOOOO!!!'

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

new kind of cat posted:

so what the gently caress is in your chili then? tomato sauce and a bevy of spices? maybe an onion?

the rich, ground up and seasoned

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

cumshitter posted:

*comes home from work to find note*

"cumshitter,

im leaving you and the kids. im just not happy with this life. ive gone to wendy's"

*dashes to wendy's to find my wife hunched over a giant bowl of chili"

"honey! honey!

"sorry do i know you?"

"NOOOOOOO!!!'

eternal sunshine of the gorilla mind

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

*comes home from work to find note*

"cumshitter,

im leaving you and the kids. im just not happy with this life. ive gone to wendy's"

*dashes to wendy's to find my wife hunched over a giant bowl of chili"

"honey! honey!

"sorry do i know you?"

"NOOOOOOO!!!'

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Brother Friendship posted:

alex jones ate the chili he made for the intern on accident

artist's rendition

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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mormonpartyboat posted:

eternal sunshine of the gorilla mind

drat

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

euphronius posted:

Sartre just killed whatever understanding of self that I have

sartre is fun and good stuff i'm pretty sure when I first picked up Nausea reading just the first few pages measurably decreased the anxiety i was feeling up until then

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Iron Crowned posted:

bean chilli is an abomination

chili without beans, isnt

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mormonpartyboat posted:

oats are a good chili replacement for both meat and beans

with some dried cranberries instead of mirepoix

and instead of the regular spices i use a bit of brown sugar and vanilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTcA-e6bqVY

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

generally speaking beans are the ultimate food item imo

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

alnilam posted:

generally speaking beans are the ultimate food item imo

They are good for the heart

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



cumshitter posted:

*comes home from work to find note*

"cumshitter,

im leaving you and the kids. im just not happy with this life. ive gone to wendy's"

*dashes to wendy's to find my wife hunched over a giant bowl of chili"

"honey! honey!

"sorry do i know you?"

"NOOOOOOO!!!'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
computer show me the tweeets

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Holy smoke what happened to the forum font just now

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mormonpartyboat posted:

eternal sunshine of the gorilla mind

:aaaaa:

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
hot blood, hot toots

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



gradenko_2000 posted:

Holy smoke what happened to the forum font just now



minty

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

gradenko_2000 posted:

Holy smoke what happened to the forum font just now



It's been changed to Hypernormalized Olde Style

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

great so all the superficial qualities of electing hillary with all the politics of Trump where the gently caress do I sign up

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
What is it with Europe and consistently providing the absolute worst case scenarios of women becoming leaders of their countries.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

this makes me uncomfortable :ohdear:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
EXTREMELY cool voice: What's the four one weezy on whether we're invading North Korea or what?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Al-Saqr posted:

What is it with Europe and consistently providing the absolute worst case scenarios of women becoming leaders of their countries.

turns out europe was the republican party all along

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Thinkin bout thos beans

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
why dont they run marion le pen the young&sexy fresh face of french fascism

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/mmegannnolan/status/854035527972122625

:tutbutt: Drumpf :tutbutt:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fits my needs posted:

*marines end up raping a few women and children*

Why do they hate us for our freedom? Why aren't they more thankful?

lol "a few"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:

eternal sunshine of the gorilla mind

noice

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mormonpartyboat posted:

oats are a good chili replacement for both meat and beans

with some dried cranberries instead of mirepoix

and instead of the regular spices i use a bit of brown sugar and vanilla

This is starting to sound like sauce, not chili

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




the vice president bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you loving moron"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

...that's no moon...

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
the friendly fearsome feisty fresh face of french fascism gently caress

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




2DCAT posted:

I can't confirm any of this right now... But a list of possible reasons I'm being called to the White House and Senate include:

1) whether or not to publicly declare anime a mistake
2) confirm whether everyone in C-SPAM is a single poster and/or being paid by Soros
3) discuss whether goonfleet is capable of taking out North Korea
4) the enemies ability to sabotage our Zords
5) discussing the transition of power from Trompf to Lastgirl
6) labeling mangosteen as a class a drug
7) basement/stair safety standards
8) I'm being appointed as the official ambassador to cyberspace
9) formal deceleration that nite crew is better than day crew
10) equal rights for waifus

Kung Food posted:

hot blood, hot toots

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