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tenderjerk posted:why would you order fries and entree at mcdonalds and not make it an extra value meal, you get the drink for like 40 cents Because sodie pop is a garbage drink that ed balls would have to pay me 40 cents to drink
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eonwe posted:i remember when the feds let some insane people dig their own graves after taking over federal property and incriminating themselves on video, online, etc for weeks and they had a slam dunk case and the were promptly found not guilty wait was this what happened with those oregon squatter redneck guys?
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Duscat posted:we're not even remotely ready for even a partial victory over death, so it's fortunate that no such thing is actually coming anytime soon a race of immortal cyborg rich people spreading infinitely into the cosmos beyond earth is easily a worse possible outcome of the human story than nuclear suicide
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:wait was this what happened with those oregon squatter redneck guys? yeah
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fits my needs posted:*injects blood of young boys daily in hopes to live forever* I'm curious to meet the doctor who signed off on this one. So let me get this straight, you want to try out the Dracula longevity plan? Sounds like a sound idea to me. Let's get you transfused on a weekly basis. While you're at it, please sign these forms absolving me of any liability for the unlikely event of a fatal transfusion related reaction.
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paranoid randroid posted:2017 is so stupid, you guys 2017 owns
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Nenonen posted:Mary Ann Cotton murdered 21 people, including 11 of her own children and three of her husbands. But for all her faults she was also history's first female serial killer. Wasn't Locusta the Poisoner the first recorded female serial killer? https://murdermetal.bandcamp.com/track/locusta
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i propose we give Kendrick Lamar first go at the immortality serum
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shiksa posted:infowars has been missing out on the family court market for awhile These pills will be red, right?
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im_sorry posted:Wasn't Locusta the Poisoner the first recorded serial killer? no, that's a dark souls boss
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SocketWrench posted:Lol, punching some 95lb woman is the epitomy of manliness. God these guys are such pussies. I'll be they do that cartoony thing where they pick a fight, but first look for the wussiest person to do it to so they can score an easy hit 
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tenderjerk posted:why would you order fries and entree at mcdonalds and not make it an extra value meal, you get the drink for like 40 cents He was wanting to lose weight. He ended up losing some just moments later! Success!
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:wait was this what happened with those oregon squatter redneck guys? ya
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mannerup posted:more from the alex jones hearing (via Charlie Warzel) hahaha
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:wait was this what happened with those oregon squatter redneck guys? Yeah, the flaw was that they were tried only by other methhead loonies who acquitted them based on their belief that the government was being "arrogant" in pointing out how obviously guilty they are Well one person on the jury thought that the evidence was conclusive so they had him replaced with someone who agreed to acquit lol
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I took philosophy courses in college and my opinion was that reality is knowable, but 2016 and 2017 have shattered my view of reality its not knowable
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fits my needs posted:Becoming an engineer must break people's brains they were already broken which is why they became engineers
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Squizzle posted:hes garbage "alex you need to be a father man, its time to let it go" 'just let it go? Huh? Just let it go? Just LET IT FREAKIN GO? OBAMA SET YOU UP TO DO THIS DIDNT HE? IM SMELLING SULFUR OFF OF YOU oval office!!!! *ahem* Excuse me, folks. I apologize" "who are you talking to, Alex?" "What? Oh nothing you whore of satan, you're not getting my kids you wildebeest! You know what I do to wildebeest like you huh?! hah? I EAT THEM. I LIKE MEAT. WILDEBEEST MEAT! I LIKE TO EAT." "Alex, focus. The kids?" "I LIKE TO EAT THEM TOO!"
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:wait was this what happened with those oregon squatter redneck guys? yeah the feds' case was "look at all this evidence we have, from the many, many moles we had inside their organization" the defense responded with "well there were like 10 people there so are you saying you had so many moles that you were entrapping us? feds said "no and we won't prove it" and the jury said to pull around to the 2nd window
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tenderjerk posted:It'll be cool as heck when we scale back H1-B visas and it turns out we can't do anything smart or sciencey or hire people in the tech and power sectors because Americans don't go into STEM programs anymore im p sure thats not the situation and the reality of h1b hiring offshorig silicon valley techbroing and the costs of nigh-essential consumer goods like cell phones are all in a big ol clusterfuck where everyone w any power at all is screwing everyone else as hard as they can
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Yeah Alex Jones is definitely getting those kids and he is going to do a terrible job raising them because he only wants them to spite his ex wife
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lol this is part of a chain where this guy is canvassing in that Georgia district: https://twitter.com/travisjnichols/status/854403453992529920 dems are pathetic
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eonwe posted:I took philosophy courses in college and my opinion was that reality is knowable, but 2016 and 2017 have shattered my view of reality Yeah i bet my teachers who gave me zeroes for answering everything with "yeag but how can we even know, like, anythibg?" feel pretty dumb right now
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Epic High Five posted:Yeah, the flaw was that they were tried only by other methhead loonies who acquitted them based on their belief that the government was being "arrogant" in pointing out how obviously guilty they are Lol at anyone that thinks the justice system isn't tiered by how much money you have at your disposal. Also race
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Shageletic posted:hahaha I really hoping that the ex-wife's attorneys use the clip of Jones calling Sandy Hook a false flag as evidence
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deathbysnusnu posted:I'm curious to meet the doctor who signed off on this one. So let me get this straight, you want to try out the Dracula longevity plan? Sounds like a sound idea to me. Let's get you transfused on a weekly basis. While you're at it, please sign these forms absolving me of any liability for the unlikely event of a fatal transfusion related reaction. When you're rich enough you don't have to bother with health insurance you can get the doctor to do whatever you want, and if they piss you off you just buy out the loving hospital wing and put your own drat doctors in there. Rich people are forever making doctors or even entire medical fields chase after their pet issue no matter how bonkers because "hey, that person has money".
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rebirth therapy, but instead of a womb, a burrito
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Earlier today I made a post asking why the facebook killer ordered a 20 piece chicken mcnuggets and fries, and why he didn't just order the extra value meal. I now realize that you cannot get a 20 piece extra value meal, only 10 piece. I regret the error.
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MysteriousStranger posted:When you're rich enough you don't have to bother with health insurance you can get the doctor to do whatever you want, and if they piss you off you just buy out the loving hospital wing and put your own drat doctors in there. Michael Jacksons cardiology trained doctor who used propofol without an airway for insomnia rings a bell.
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pathetic little tramp posted:lol this is part of a chain where this guy is canvassing in that Georgia district: that makes me want to die. what does it matter if you vote for the winner or the loser you are recording your support for a person who goes with your views you stupid loving demcuck
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crazy cloud posted:2017 as gently caress sir this is a mcdonalds please wait while we call the fbi for the active manhunt you're the subject of while you're trying to order sir SIR EXCUSE ME are they bringing back the szechuan or did that die quick
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alnilam posted:Yeah i bet my teachers who gave me zeroes for answering everything with "yeag but how can we even know, like, anythibg?" feel pretty dumb right now ya
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Shageletic posted:Interesting thread please tell me he's kidding and everyone involved in the Wendy Davis clusterfuck was actually shot into the sun. right?
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