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Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Typo posted:

https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/854424604647051267

wait what, is the son from alex's previous wife like why would he do that why did any of this happen

i'm confused
Alex Jones lives in the Twilight Zone

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i said to myself there HAS to be a scene where Bulk gets a huge bowl of chili dumped on his head



it's like our reality is all connected somehow. perhaps by tubes.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/854426101694832640


????????????

I don't understand is he trying to show that his mother is better than the new gf or does he just hate his mom?

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
why is there a gag order on a case that is being livetweeted?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Turdfuzz posted:

see i posted a post about memory loss twice cuz i forgot i posted the post
thats the joke
ur welcome

it sucked and i reject your welcome

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Elephanthead posted:

Yeah no poo poo who gives a gently caress about reality when that reality is being hunted to extinction by Trumpbots.

Exactly, I never understood the motivation to leave the matrix except that maybe some people were really not into living in the 90's eternally

Like freedom is cool and all but if that means living in a nightmare subterranean city starving to death then I'll just stick to the matrix thanks

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Yinlock posted:

i feel like every time someone says they "can't recall" something to a simple question a giant Recall Wheel should pop up and randomly choose an answer for you, that will go on official records

there's also a tiny "IM A PEDOPHILE" space for an element of danger

Lady's and gentleman of the jury, it's that time again! Time to play
TO-!
TAL-!
REEEEECALL!!!!!!
*game show music plays*

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Fidel Castronaut posted:

why is there a gag order on a case that is being livetweeted?

the gag order is for alex jones (and kelly I assume) from commenting on the case

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Typo posted:

https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/854426101694832640


????????????

I don't understand is he trying to show that his mother is better than the new gf or does he just hate his mom?

he might have a grudge against his mom for giving him alex jones' genes

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Tom Gorman posted:

i said to myself there HAS to be a scene where Bulk gets a huge bowl of chili dumped on his head



it's like our reality is all connected somehow. perhaps by tubes.

I feel like I'm being hosed with here

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yinlock posted:

i feel like every time someone says they "can't recall" something to a simple question a giant Recall Wheel should pop up and randomly choose an answer for you, that will go on official records

there's also a tiny "IM A PEDOPHILE" space for an element of danger

Someone make the punishment wheel from Thunderdome say this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sir Tonk posted:

no way does alex loving jones obey a gag order

Non-zero chance he gets jailed for this :hahayes:

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
I think if jone's son ever vote he'd prob vote democratic at this point because daddy issues

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

My Linux Rig posted:

Exactly, I never understood the motivation to leave the matrix except that maybe some people were really not into living in the 90's eternally

Like freedom is cool and all but if that means living in a nightmare subterranean city starving to death then I'll just stick to the matrix thanks

something something, like, batteries maaaaan

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Agrajag posted:

it sucked and i reject your welcome

thats ur right as an american i can respect that

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Chris James 2 posted:

Non-zero chance he gets jailed for this :hahayes:

jailed for what?

what is going down with alex jones?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Relevant Tangent posted:

I agree with all of those things, and you're still an embarrassment to the proud thread traditions. Not even an occasional "cuck" or quack or whatever the Pittsburghian equivalent is.

The Pittsburgh version is "jagoff"

P

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Tom Gorman posted:

i said to myself there HAS to be a scene where Bulk gets a huge bowl of chili dumped on his head



it's like our reality is all connected somehow. perhaps by tubes.

I'd like to believe that this takes place in The Peach Pit and there exists a 90210 - Power Rangers crossover.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Agrajag posted:

english motherfucker use it

i already said im not some kind of knife phd expert

alright, so you know those cool knives they sell at the county fair with the rainbow blades the american war machine is that rainbow knife the canadian special forces are blue, and sometimes the knife is that color when we stab it into some dude's belly because he made fun of our girlfriend (Columbia) sometimes it's a different color, but all the colors are part of the same knife

are you getting this

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


by the way to whoever who said that Alex Jones shouldn't lose his kids:
lmao

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



jeez is netflix and chili like daterape now

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Agrajag posted:

yeah canadian geese a vicious fuckers

He's a duck

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Yinlock posted:

who could have possibly seen this coming

WVa miners are literally being told to leave their monitors in the fresh air intake shaft if they want to keep their jobs lmao

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Lmao shook as gently caress

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Augus posted:

Lady's and gentleman of the jury, it's that time again! Time to play
TO-!
TAL-!
REEEEECALL!!!!!!
*game show music plays*

politician walking out of building, to news: I don't recall what I was just doing

*wheel lands on "I WAS GARROTING CHILDREN"*

NO WAIT IT WAS THE WHEEL

THE WHEEEEEEEL

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sir Tonk posted:

no way does alex loving jones obey a gag order

If he does obey the gag order, that's proof that he's just an act.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
the zion people's premise was that it's wrong to use people as batteries but how were they powering their ships and their learn kung fu machines? were they just sapping juice off of people in vats?

makesuthink

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Media is most brutal of all industries :laffo:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

alex jones is supremely alex jones

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

kaleedity posted:

jeez is netflix and chili like daterape now

:trumppop:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Fidel Castronaut posted:

why is there a gag order on a case that is being livetweeted?

im gagging without the order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please like and subscribe

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

fits my needs posted:

Lmao shook as gently caress

Wait, does that mean O'Reilly is out? He quit? :pray:

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
This is texas dudes. If he has a job and hasnt abused his kids he gets custody too. Nothing alex jones has ever said would get him in trouble in texas or like nobody in texas would be allowed to have kids.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
I'm willing to bet that in the Wall_E timeline, the very last human to get on the ship as it left a ruined Earth did so with a smirk and a sly "Take that liberals" under his breath.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Fidel Castronaut posted:

the zion people's premise was that it's wrong to use people as batteries but how were they powering their ships and their learn kung fu machines? were they just sapping juice off of people in vats?

makesuthink

originally the robots were using the pod farm humans for the computing power in their brains

but the script had to rewrite that since they felt that 90s audiences wouldn't be able to follow this

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Agrajag posted:

tried laphroaig, taht poo poo is like drinking varnish with a hint of oak.

it's bog mummy squeezings, actually.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Relevant Tangent posted:

alright, so you know those cool knives they sell at the county fair with the rainbow blades the american war machine is that rainbow knife the canadian special forces are blue, and sometimes the knife is that color when we stab it into some dude's belly because he made fun of our girlfriend (Columbia) sometimes it's a different color, but all the colors are part of the same knife

are you getting this

STOP USING KNIFE ANALOGIES!

ffs what are you talking about?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Eggman is saying O'Reilly chose to go out after the discovery of his personal "sexual assaults settlements and hush money" line item in the FNC budget?

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

DogonCrook posted:

This is texas dudes. If he has a job and hasnt abused his kids he gets custody too. Nothing alex jones has ever said would get him in trouble in texas or like nobody in texas would be allowed to have kids.

sir this is a group therapy session, please put your shirt on

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