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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:lol, are there going to be schools named after donald j. trump? airports? ships? Trump put his name on steaks even though he likes them nuked to oblivion so odds are yes
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EvilJoven posted:This is why I'm not saving for retirement. I can either have fun and be poor later, or scrimp and save and put off having fun now and probably still be poor or dead later. I'm going to empty my 401k and buy a kilo of coke and a used Ferrari.
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scrubs season six posted:I'm going to empty my 401k and buy a kilo of coke and a used Ferrari. get a new corvette or GTR instead you'll have more money for hookers and steak
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Oscar Wild posted:Good call. It has a wide bottom, is old and out of touch with how things are done today, it only works some of the time...what else am I missing? Poor radar coverage above.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Poor radar coverage above. Did most of its work in the 70s and has been a money sink since then.
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The Navy actually has some sense of shame, so there probably won't be a U.S.S. Donald Trump (there's no U.S.S. Richard Nixon and he was actually in the Navy) There will definitely be middle schools named after him someday though, lol
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The Donald J Trump Mental Health Hospital For SAD! PeopleDizz posted:Donald J Trump World's Greatest Naval Battleship of Bigly Freedom yes but it's really just a tender boat for a Russian megayacht Tumble fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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Quidam Viator posted:Donald J Trump Presidential Trump isn't Mexican tho
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Lodin posted:Donald J Trump United States Of America Memorial they are all winners but this one is the winningest winner
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unpacked robinhood posted:New take on an old lol Why do you wear that President suit?
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It's obviously gonna be the 2075 Donald J Trump US Memorial Wall Proudly protecting Mexico from the hordes of savage nomadic americans
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Lolololololquote:WASHINGTON — As worries deepened last week about whether North Korea would conduct a missile test, the White House declared that ordering an American aircraft carrier into the Sea of Japan would send a powerful deterrent signal and give President Trump more options in responding to the North’s provocative behavior. quote:The problem was, the carrier, the Carl Vinson, and the four other warships in its strike force were at that very moment sailing in the opposite direction, to take part in joint exercises with the Australian Navy in the Indian Ocean, 3,500 miles southwest of the Korean Peninsula. Aircraft Carrier Wasn’t Sailing to Deter North Korea, as U.S. Suggested https://nyti.ms/2pykpOD
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it doesnt matter about that aircraft carrier because donald trump (the 'president') accidentally said on fox news that the submarines are already there gj opsec pres
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haljordan posted:Lololololol The article is even funnier because what basically amounted to a typo resulted in reports of billions of dollars of military assets heading towards a hostile nuclear power and nobody, at any point, realized that anything was wrong until a week later. This explains a lot of bombed weddings.
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FuhrerHat posted:it doesnt matter about that aircraft carrier because donald trump (the 'president') accidentally said on fox news that the submarines are already there ahahah there was probably a boomer captain throwing his hat down and stomping on it, and then he did it again after reading the carriers aren't even coming
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Goa Tse-tung posted:ahahah there was probably a boomer captain throwing his hat down and stomping on it, and then he did it again after reading the carriers aren't even coming now this is a lol
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Oscar Wild posted:Good call. It has a wide bottom, is old and out of touch with how things are done today, it only works some of the time...what else am I missing? A great ship, the best, really. But it has tiny rudders. SAD!
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haljordan posted:Lololololol JFC, there's gross incompetence and then there's not knowing where your carrier battle group is at or where it's heading 
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Uh who is the one determining what will be viewed as a deterrent and what will be viewed as an act of escalation? If someone parked a big ol' military boat near the shores of my country I would probably just get even more ready to fight.
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imagine working your whole life to captain an aircraft carrier or nuclear submarine knowing that Donald J Trump is now technically in charge of both what your ship does and what it will attack. now think about how little of a gently caress he gives about being correct in giving statements to the press of your boats intent. the weirdest part is that now Trump has access to all this stuff but he does not really give a gently caress about any of it. it's kind of like a child fussing all year that he wants a Playstation for Christmas and then when he unwraps it he just takes it around to his friends houses to show it off, but never bothers playing it. "LOOK AT MY PLAYSTATION!" "What games does you have?" "I don't know."
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Stealth Tiger posted:Uh who is the one determining what will be viewed as a deterrent and what will be viewed as an act of escalation? If someone parked a big ol' military boat near the shores of my country I would probably just get even more ready to fight. That's not how Awesome 80's Strongman Power-Moves work.
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Tumble posted:imagine working your whole life to captain an aircraft carrier or nuclear submarine knowing that Donald J Trump is now technically in charge of both what your ship does and what it will attack. now think about how little of a gently caress he gives about being correct in giving statements to the press of your boats intent. Trump doesn't want to DRIVE the truck. He wants to be seen pretending to drive the truck.
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haljordan posted:Can trump even drive a car if he could he's not allowed to anymore.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/854433960566431746 I can't exactly explain it but it really bothers me how much time Trump spends on these elections. Like, gently caress, you're the president of everyone stop screeching about how much you hate democrats and everyone should vote republican Also that guy lives a mile outside the district and pledged to move back, which he isn't required to do anyway
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"No Mr President, he climbed the branches of the GOVERNMENT faster than normal" This is how I think what he was told after this speech.
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