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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i think thats an idiot taking a screenshot of a screenshot

a bit like gently caress in your rear end, if you will

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Big balls. Fleshy body.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
I like that people always take the time to scrub out the name from the conversation. Gotta protect the sexual harasser's identity!

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




wut

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

unpacked robinhood posted:

I'm not a stranger or danger
I'm Your rear end Lover

I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend
I am something that you cannot comprehend

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

You're one suave motherfucker if you have this kind of romantic encounter, in india

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Lmao this comment thread



anjali do u like hotness



def. not crying

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Apr 18, 2017

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Oil of Paris posted:

Oh okay sorry, that's fair. I should've listened with the volume on, I looked at the video description and saw no mention of SA

thats cool, another entry in the fine tradition of goons getting mad at something without even fully understanding what they're mad about

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




smooth

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Seems like it would be comically easy for an unscrupulous person to set up a few fake profiles, attach them to whatsapp or messenger chatbots that just reply with a few hundred different sex chat phrases and ask for money after every few replies.

"i luv being ur bhabhi, for more sexy fac plumpy navel paypal me 25 rupees plz doing the needful"

Not that I'm unscrupulous, but it just seems like it'd be pretty easy to do. Unless that's what these facebook like farming pages are already doing?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Confused!!!

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Just stalker things ;)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
I am a Waste Fellow

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Riptor posted:

I am a Waste Fellow

Is that what happens when a garbage man levels up?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

McGavin posted:

Is that what happens when a garbage man levels up?
That's when a garbage man also has garbage research responsibilities.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Is Troll Sexy Actress some dude's username or something? Why is it stamped over all these images?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
We will never know if they think they're are trolling sexy actresses, if sexy actresses are trolling them, or if they're horny idiots

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

We will never know if they think they're are trolling sexy actresses, if sexy actresses are trolling them, or if they're horny idiots
Actually, I think we know the last one.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
This balls thing will never get old unlike my balls

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Yes, the balls, and also for me the smooching. That isn't a term you really see or hear in porn, so where is that coming from?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I.C. posted:

Yes, the balls, and also for me the smooching. That isn't a term you really see or hear in porn, so where is that coming from?
I'm guessing they're calques from Indian languages.

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
This gets sadder with every page. And funnier too.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Rahul just rolling through the Macy's Womens' Coats Department, boner rubbing uncomfortably against his pleated khakis at the first sign of clavicle.

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer

SaltyJesus posted:

super balls to you, my friend

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Riptor posted:

I am a Waste Fellow

Listen dude, if you don't like anyone; live alone! SMH..

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
So much bhabhi, verygood

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Friginator posted:

Bitch lasagna

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


for some reason I can't stop seeing Troll Sexy Actress as a Share z0ne-esque parody and it totally works :lol:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Justin Tyme posted:

for some reason I can't stop seeing Troll Sexy Actress as a Share z0ne-esque parody and it totally works :lol:

The mother fuckin troll sexy actress

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I think the thought process just goes "troll=internet thing=facebook" and not much deeper.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo there's probably other defective cultures with moon languages that post about their lol fantasies on fb, forever lost in translation

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

unpacked robinhood posted:

poo poo there's probably other defective cultures with moon languages that post about their lol fantasies on fb, forever lost in translation

Thank God for the British Empire

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
it really seems that they think the 'Troll Sexy Actress' stuff is these actresses (who all secretly want plumpy navel poundings from my 50 inch black penos) wear revealing or 'sexy' outfits in order to drive men crazy. they are trolling horny men with their bare shoulders and sexy ankles and ears and poo poo.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.







unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The likes on the insane creepy comments are their own little hilarious side stories.

Daresh scrolls the page, someone wrote "will her big balls at the inside of my 5 inch rear end in a top hat :) "

Very True and :agreed: he thinks, hitting the like button

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I'm glad I live in a world where armpits don't do anything for me

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

I'm glad I live in a world where armpits don't do anything for me

What are your feelings re: plumpy holes?

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