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DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Lol at violating your gag order while trying to argue that you are in fact a sane person.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



GobiasIndustries posted:

I need to get around to buying a gun one of these days.

You totally do

Remember that all social progress this nation has ever made has been spurred by progressives being executed in broad daylight by police forces

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Solarin posted:

glad i chose the gep gun

You've got about ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of RNC casualties.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

You totally do

Remember that all social progress this nation has ever made has been spurred by progressives being executed in broad daylight by police forces
You're not going to shoot poo poo, my man.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
your gun will not save you

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


reminder that every night as trump drifts off to sleep he hears the voice of his father saying "THE friend of the family HAD A BIGGER CROWD"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



also I wish I had known there was a gag order so I could make a prop bet on how quickly he violates it

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

also as i discovered when i was in fort worth once, some national brands will make special texas editions of their tv commercials that just go on and on and on about texas

It's also super common to see things like Texas-shaped tortilla chips and whatnot in stores. I always wondered if other states were like that.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

logikv9 posted:

Have you considered... swords?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKdJoXF7PI

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

You totally do

Remember that all social progress this nation has ever made has been spurred by progressives being executed in broad daylight by police forces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso1YRQnpCI

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

You totally do

Remember that all social progress this nation has ever made has been spurred by progressives being executed in broad daylight by police forces

I'm an accelerationist, but specifically about police shootings. the police need to start killing more and more people, at a faster and faster rate. Eventually, it'll a hit a tipping point

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


actually a gun is super useful for suicide if you're unlucky enough to survive the nuclear cleansing

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

holy poo poo. gently caress this nazi piece of poo poo.



lol, he knows its over.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

logikv9 posted:

and it is my friend

can somebody provide the origin story for this line, thankss

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! is a BIG FAT MISTAKE

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I just think shooting is fun :shrug:

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

paranoid randroid posted:

your gun will not save you

it will save me from this hell called earth

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

DogonCrook posted:

Lol at violating your gag order while trying to argue that you are in fact a sane person.

https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/854473036912881665

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm an accelerationist, but specifically about police shootings. the police need to start killing more and more people, at a faster and faster rate. Eventually, it'll a hit a tipping point

You and Steve King have something in common

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

GobiasIndustries posted:

I just think shooting is fun :shrug:

:same:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

GobiasIndustries posted:

I just think shooting is fun :shrug:
It's a fine hobby and liberal attitudes on gun control are stupid, but nobody here except actual military members is going to point a gun at another human being literally ever in their life.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Leftist guy: Ah, I know, I will start by killing low-level mooks, and use the guns I get from them to farm better ones.

"You fools" I say as I spit out a tooth. "Didn't you know liberals can take super male vitality too?" A soft orange aura begins to rise off my skin

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


one of the people running in GA-06:

quote:

Mohammad Ali Bhuiyan (Republican)

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm an accelerationist, but specifically about police shootings. the police need to start killing more and more people, at a faster and faster rate. Eventually, it'll a hit a tipping point

yeah no i guess i'm a bit selfish but i don't want my friends to get mowed down in the streets

or myself, for that matter. i want nuclear death. nuclear

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



they have all the guns so it doesn't matter, you shouldn't do anything

even if you get guns it doesn't matter, don't do anything

because the guns you get are different

theirs are better, and they are better, please just accept being stripped of your representation as your future is destroyed!!


you realize you don't need to actually go out and shoot people, just stating on paper that you're willing to use force and proving you have the means to do so is sufficient. poo poo it even got the NRA to push for the strictest gun laws in the country

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Consummate Professional posted:

"You fools" I say as I spit out a tooth. "Didn't you know liberals can take super male vitality too?" A soft orange aura begins to rise off my skin
I took two One A Day Men's and now I'm loving unstoppable

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

logikv9 posted:

yeah no i guess i'm a bit selfish but i don't want my friends to get mowed down in the streets

or myself, for that matter. i want nuclear death. nuclear

:same:

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

Epic High Five posted:

Texas high school football coach seems like the job that would be perfect for someone who wants to be an abominable human being but be effectively above the law and thus never made to answer for their crimes.

But you are immediately and wholly made to answer for a losing season. In a small town where my mom lives, the local coaches always rent a trailer in a specific park in town when they're hired and then live there for a year or two until they are fired or demonstrate a winning season. They're also all supposed to be teachers too, and apparently like 95% of them are special education teachers because the certificate is easier to get. So when you hear about how bad SpEd is in TX, it's actually even worse than you think.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Ugh I wish I could wake up and find out one day that Steve king tumbled down a well or something

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's a fine hobby and liberal attitudes on gun control are stupid, but nobody here except actual military members is going to point a gun at another human being literally ever in their life.

yes that's ideally the case

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

FactsAreUseless posted:

Look out everybody, the 30-something desk jockey's taken a double-dose of anti-anxieties and by god he's going to go to the pawn shop and buy something that makes him feel strong!

Is that what they do anymore? I thought they just started twitter accounts and started calling themselves "Mindset Experts"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The reason I'm a million percent sure that we're safe from nukes is that we all want nuclear death now, and Trump has never delivered on anything in his life that wasn't sadness and disappointment

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

ShutteredIn posted:

Casual reminder that the piss tape is real

https://twitter.com/gabrielsnyder/status/854468408657793025

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
remember to take ur meds, cspammers

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
excuse me i believe in ethical consumption so could you please point me to the wokest gun manufacturer

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


one of the funniest things about Western leftism over the past century or so is their collective and willing self-disarmament

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Definitely looking into getting a gun this year

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



like just as we all came to terms with the norks causing WW3 and became cautiously excited about it, it turns out the whole thing was a lie and he bitches out

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Notahippie posted:

But you are immediately and wholly made to answer for a losing season. In a small town where my mom lives, the local coaches always rent a trailer in a specific park in town when they're hired and then live there for a year or two until they are fired or demonstrate a winning season. They're also all supposed to be teachers too, and apparently like 95% of them are special education teachers because the certificate is easier to get. So when you hear about how bad SpEd is in TX, it's actually even worse than you think.

My football coach taught weightlifting class lol

My wrestling coach taught AP calculus though and he was actually good, that was pretty cool.

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

UV_Catastrophe posted:

remember to take ur meds, cspammers

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