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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Last one. Bra outline visible under the shirt? Bhabhi too hot.





It seriously never ends, just a neverending supply of broken fap poetry coming from this hivemind born in the depths of forgotten porn comment sections. It gained free will and is cumming on everything, just anything with 2 hills and a fold between them really. It's a digital stream obsessed with finding a real woman but it never will because it has no physical form. Frustration in its perfect pure form that hates itself and is leaking everywhere. It's so miserable that it should surely have died already but it can't because the only language it knows is begging. A sad void with a single word being whispered into it - bhabhi...bhabhi...bhhabbhi.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I like this dusky bitch.

naem
May 29, 2011

McGavin posted:

I like this dusky bitch.

my dock gets hard

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

McGavin posted:

I like this dusky bitch.

boob;rear end;camel toe

Eye rape ;)

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

In my search for a nice cult to join it was inevitable I'd find a few in India. Ashrams, yogis, whatever. Very spiritual!
There was one that was a utopian community, and the directions of how to get there said, "Don't travel by night." And then while you are there, if you want to leave, they said if you are a lady, you probably shouldn't unless you know where you are going.
So, bubblebee is a lady from India -- is this true? India is a VERY BIG PLACE. No women can go out at night without being attacked? I wonder. Could be I have a skewed perception of things.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.





FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
I'm looking at all these memes like :wtc:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

FistEnergy posted:

I'm looking at all these memes like :wtc:

Your username really sounds like it could have come from one of these Facebook threads.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Arabian Horse :confused:

5er
Jun 1, 2000


She clearly has larger sinuses and a greater endurance for traversing deserts than other women.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Palpek posted:

Last one. Bra outline visible under the shirt? Bhabhi too hot.





It seriously never ends, just a neverending supply of broken fap poetry coming from this hivemind born in the depths of forgotten porn comment sections. It gained free will and is cumming on everything, just anything with 2 hills and a fold between them really. It's a digital stream obsessed with finding a real woman but it never will because it has no physical form. Frustration in its perfect pure form that hates itself and is leaking everywhere. It's so miserable that it should surely have died already but it can't because the only language it knows is begging. A sad void with a single word being whispered into it - bhabhi...bhabhi...bhhabbhi.
The jackov chain

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
u might have heard word Bear Love

That guy is gonna have a lot of Google-related problems.


Not only one reason.

So many.

Just...so many.

Like...

a lot

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

yeah, come on, bitches, quit trolling us with your balls!



my rod so big it knock her off wall



It's true! I'm shagging right now!



like the desert in my mouth



This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Makes me want to quench my thirst with some vintage milk.

naem
May 29, 2011

I can NOT stop shagging all these balls

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


Featuring the new hit single, Naah Naah Naah by Akon.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I.C. posted:

In my search for a nice cult to join it was inevitable I'd find a few in India. Ashrams, yogis, whatever. Very spiritual!
There was one that was a utopian community, and the directions of how to get there said, "Don't travel by night." And then while you are there, if you want to leave, they said if you are a lady, you probably shouldn't unless you know where you are going.
So, bubblebee is a lady from India -- is this true? India is a VERY BIG PLACE. No women can go out at night without being attacked? I wonder. Could be I have a skewed perception of things.

To be honest it seems like these guys would fall over with a super orgasm the second they touched female flesh.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

"For not one but many reasons" is now permanently a part of my lexicon.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Hell, same

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

what are the reasons

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Grondoth posted:

what are the reasons

Her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Troll 2 Sexy Actress

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I too am an Arabian horse

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Arabian hoooooorse
With the plumpiest hooooles
A fool off his guard
Will get very hard
On her muskey naveeeellll

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm literally shagging

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I did have work to do today, but gently caress it.


This explains why so many of my students are doing poorly on their assignments. Also why everything in here is sticky.


WHAT HAPPENS IN INDIAN CLASSROOMS?










hahahahaha sexual assault is so fac and bobs


"ohmigod, Dimple."
"I know, right?"
"I mean, can they tell how much lesbo we are right now?"
"My milks are right at the door."
"Wow, this is hot. Everyone cannot stop shagging."
"hahaha, you're such a dirty auntie."

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Haiku for India

Two women standing
They must be milky lesbos
Cambodia-sized


I cum in my fap
do u know a sex video
i plumpy your bobs


I'm an engineer
I have an advanced degree
I fap to Grandma

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Uggggghhh

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The casual implied sexual assault in charming broken english really sells it

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.






Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
it's amazing how many replies they get

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
This is a super weird question, but does milk really come out of penises? Sorry, rods. Because I'm out of milk and I don't want to go to the store, but I do have a husband, so...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That is the most dangerous type of beer goggles.

Isn't pongal the hindu celebration where they boil rice with milk until overflows the pot? I doubt whoever made that macro is very religious.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Is that a penis... sorry "rod" in Mukesh Kumar's profile picture?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Worst beer glasses ever

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Top comment on that cow glasses picture:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



milk goggles

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

This is a super weird question, but does milk really come out of penises? Sorry, rods. Because I'm out of milk and I don't want to go to the store, but I do have a husband, so...

Troll sexy shitposter taking milk from husband when has 2 balls full sloshing on chest

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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Arabian horse is slang for camel, right? Jeez

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