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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

guess he wont be doin anything live now

gently caress it we'll do it off-air!

Ed Balls shouted to Ed Miliband in the middle of parliament.

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
yo, oi, yo, ouh, aww, billy, billy, not o'reilly, yo, raw
yo, oi, yo, ouh, aww, billy, billy, not o'reilly, yo, oi, yo, amnesia

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

where's bill o'reilly's lawyer's massive jew conspiracy evidence?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Wikkheiser posted:

post itt everytime you lol at bill o'reilly

lollin rn AND atm AND irl

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Is FNC ready for a prime time anchor whose signature sign off is ripping his shirt off and screaming "BUY MY PILLS! BUY MY PILLS!"?

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

fun story: I interviewed for an internship at Verizon when I was still in school and one of the questions they asked me was "in your hobby (I told them I liked cooking and baking) what use can you envision for internet-connected devices and appliances" and the only thing I imagined any practical use for was an oven you could start remotely so you could preheat it before you left work or whatever. they kind of shamed me for not being an Innovator and I did not get that internship

if I'd only proposed a wifi juicer I could have got that internship and also billions of dollars in seed funding and public valuation

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



The question I have about the juicer thing is, does it gently caress my fruit? I don't really have time to do that myself nowadays

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

euphronius posted:

All food contains carbon and is therefore organic

I'm snacking on some organic coal as we speak, nutritious AND delicious! :thumbsup:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I was just listening to Glenn Beck interview the Hobby Lobby owner explaining that he found his visit to the Hobby Lobby head quarters as or more impressive than the Vatican archives.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



How does "my wife was disgusted and made no effort to hide it when asked if she'd vote for Trump last year" sound?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

holy poo poo it actually happened

lmao Fox's entire evening lineup has been blown up over the last 6 months

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/854720279242780672

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Vertical Lime posted:

that account likes to jump the gun

fake e: HE GONE

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/854718572907700224

lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

Is FNC ready for a prime time anchor whose signature sign off is ripping his shirt off and screaming "BUY MY PILLS! BUY MY PILLS!"?

Pretty sure they still employ Hannity

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lets celebrate by watching a fascist get self owned at auburn

https://twitter.com/BrandonWTVM/status/854482570725249025

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I hope bill o reilly kills himself

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


gently caress it conspiracy theories win elections if you do it right

gently caress the truth, the only thing that matters is defeating the fascists.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

Is FNC ready for a prime time anchor whose signature sign off is ripping his shirt off and screaming "BUY MY PILLS! BUY MY PILLS!"?

advertising for pills on fox news never goes out of style

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Good, headlines are all that matters baby let the crazy fly.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Fullhouse posted:

I still cannot believe that Richard Spencer went into the heart of SEC country and thought it was a good idea to tell everyone there, on a college campus, that he would ban college football because it makes black people look good. what an incredible loving moron lmao

where in the world is the link to this? this one I've got to see :prepop:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

sha na
https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/854662502982062082

na na na na

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/854713703450673153

hey hey hey
https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/854716849677901824

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006


Julianne Klemm will always be remembered as the person who wrote the X-Men episode that led to the parody video that created the "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch" meme.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I'd like to take a minute to explain to the youngsters that Bill O'Reilly has been very terrible for a very long time. His behavior has been out there for anyone to see for decades. He seemed untouchable in more ways than one and now he is not on TV anymore. This is a great day.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



FizFashizzle posted:

lets celebrate by watching a fascist get self owned at auburn

https://twitter.com/BrandonWTVM/status/854482570725249025

they both have dumb haircuts, which one is the fash

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/854721585672007680

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Potato Salad posted:

How does "my wife was disgusted and made no effort to hide it when asked if she'd vote for Trump last year" sound?

Less funny than "my wife mourns the father of her children today upon hearing of his suicide in a jail cell"

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Fullhouse posted:

fun story: I interviewed for an internship at Verizon when I was still in school and one of the questions they asked me was "in your hobby (I told them I liked cooking and baking) what use can you envision for internet-connected devices and appliances" and the only thing I imagined any practical use for was an oven you could start remotely so you could preheat it before you left work or whatever. they kind of shamed me for not being an Innovator and I did not get that internship

if I'd only proposed a wifi juicer I could have got that internship and also billions of dollars in seed funding and public valuation

i interviewed for a telecom provider who shall remain nameless, and they asked me what new technology i've used recently and i told them that there really hasn't been anything particularly new because for the most part it's all been evolutions instead of revolutions and the new stuff is just gimmicks and they looked at me funny

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/854689420590690305

whatta cuck

will never be as beloved as ed balls

Let's not forget the true cuck here, the guy who invites the Patriots over but Tom Brady doesn't show up.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Sean Hannity is now the face of Fox News :lol:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
lol if you think chaffetz is leaving for any other reason than he just got the biggest accomplishment on his resume for any company that benefits from a trump presidency

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




:vince:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

FizFashizzle posted:

lets celebrate by watching a fascist get self owned at auburn

https://twitter.com/BrandonWTVM/status/854482570725249025

how do you gently caress up a sucker punch this bad

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/854721535050829824

wish i did this

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Epic High Five posted:

they both have dumb haircuts, which one is the fash

The one with the beard and beige cargo pants obviously

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
wumbla cump in his penthouse, gesturing down towards the fox news headquarters, "welcum...................





..........to the desert................


of


the



deal"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Idgi

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Fullhouse posted:

fun story: I interviewed for an internship at Verizon when I was still in school and one of the questions they asked me was "in your hobby (I told them I liked cooking and baking) what use can you envision for internet-connected devices and appliances" and the only thing I imagined any practical use for was an oven you could start remotely so you could preheat it before you left work or whatever. they kind of shamed me for not being an Innovator and I did not get that internship

if I'd only proposed a wifi juicer I could have got that internship and also billions of dollars in seed funding and public valuation

yeah what they were looking for was a near obsessive preoccupation with edison's line of thought that he summed up with "as i look around my workshop, i am ashamed at all the work being done by human hands. henceforth, all work should be done by a machine, with no sense of fatigue or sickness."

so recommending a spice cabinet that could freshly grind, chop, mix, and dispense spices as you requested from your phone would have gotten their attention, despite the fact that such a thing is going to be hilariously impractical and expensive for years. the practicality is not the point, initially - the point is having the imagination to think of weird poo poo in the first place.

this is where everyone quotes this post and simply replies 'lmao' because this is seriously how they think.

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


FAUXTON posted:

Less funny than "my wife mourns the father of her children today upon hearing of his suicide in a jail cell"

stop bringing speculation back down to earth :smith:

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