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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ElGroucho posted:

Attacking college football, why not poo poo on a statue of Jesus while you are at it

he did poo poo on christianity in the same speech lol

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Andy Kaufman playing Alex Jones who is also playing a stage character. Check.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

So this O'Reilly thing has been going on longer than any of us realized.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

Baronjutter posted:

Someone did a good A/T years ago about DEAF CULTURE and how xenophobic and toxic it can be. People didn't believe him but then a bunch of other deaf goons came in to share similar crazy stories. Then a Deaf goon came in and got super defensive and provided first hand proof of "Deaf Culture" and I believe comparisons of implants to cultural genocide or the destruction of native languages.

A little bit of a blast from the past

Thirteen year old is part of the "Capital D Deaf culture" and knows better what she wants than her adult and fully mentally developed mother: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/667le2/im_a_minor_in_the_us_can_my_mother_force_me_to/

Is this like kids on the internet deciding they're pansexual or whatever before puberty starts?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


as far as her argument goes ive seen much worse and frankly the only reason someone needs to not get surgery is not wanting to have surgery

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
what if theyre retarded?

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Slugnoid posted:

what if theyre retarded?

you should probably ask a professional for advice relevant to your specific situation instead of just throwing out an open question on the internet

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Millennial Sexlord posted:

In reality, he slipped on the pool of butter that seeps from his pores instead of sweat.

I don't get it

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

wayfinder posted:

I don't get it

And you never will. The real schadenfreude.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

BovineFury posted:

When you really gotta go. :q:


Snakes will shitpiss on attackers as a defence mechanism and it smells really nasty.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Snakes will shitpiss on attackers as a defence mechanism and it smells really nasty.

Hell, who doesn't?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


http://i.imgur.com/DVXNQAL.mp4

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/feat...m_medium=social

Silicon Valley’s $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze

Two investors in Juicero were surprised to learn the startup’s juice packs could be squeezed by hand without using its high-tech machine

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Jippa posted:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/feat...m_medium=social

Silicon Valley’s $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze

Two investors in Juicero were surprised to learn the startup’s juice packs could be squeezed by hand without using its high-tech machine

Wouldn't having a juicer that uses pre-filled DRM bags of functional juice kind of defeat the purpose of having a juicer? I thought the idea was to buy fruits and vegetables yourself to save money on buying retail juice and such.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

SpacePig posted:

Wouldn't having a juicer that uses pre-filled DRM bags of functional juice kind of defeat the purpose of having a juicer? I thought the idea was to buy fruits and vegetables yourself to save money on buying retail juice and such.

The idea is to cleanse your body of toxins with kale and onion drinks

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Jippa posted:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/feat...m_medium=social

Silicon Valley’s $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze

Two investors in Juicero were surprised to learn the startup’s juice packs could be squeezed by hand without using its high-tech machine

"Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said."

gently caress you.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
It's sad we never got a true successor to Ron Popeil. That dude is in the 3am insomnia Hall of Fame.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Phanatic posted:

"Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said."

gently caress you.

"I made substantial long-lasting impacts in multiple industries."

"I made a juicer. Samesies!"

Obviously Steve Jobs's juice diet to beat cancer would have worked if Doug had finished his juicer earlier.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I want to see someone cut open one of these bags now, because I'm guessing it's not actually fruit chunks in there.

Also, "toxins" has to be one of the most pervasive scams in recent years.




EDIT: Wow, that was certainly a typo :stare:

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 00:24 on Apr 20, 2017

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Gorilla Salad posted:

I want to see someone cut open one of these bags now, because I'm guessing it's not actually fruit chinks in there.

Also, "toxins" has to be one of the most pervasive scams in recent years.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Phanatic posted:

"Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said."

gently caress you.

Well obviously we need to mail this juicer to that youtube hydraulic press guy and let them duke it out.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Seems like you could just sell juice packets, but what do I know.

The schadenfreude for me is anyone that thinks anything but exercise and not eating garbage all day every day will get you fit or healthy.

But sure, drink that paprika water with positive ions or whatever. Far easier.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Whatever dude; you're just shilling for Big Toxin.

e: Also nobody steal my new rap name.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


xpost from the BWM thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/668da4/scumbag_aunt_ripped_off_my_grandma_for_years_i/

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

HPanda posted:

Deep Space Nine just had the one white male human in a lead role, and it was noted sad sack Miles O'Brien (and Irish at that, so not white 100 years ago).

Sure, other white males playing aliens, but they were still aliens in universe, so...partial credit?

Dr. Bashir?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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As played by Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I just looked it up and famous juicer pitchman and full-time Romulan cosplayer Jay Kordich is still kicking around at 93.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Azathoth posted:

I just looked it up and famous juicer pitchman and full-time Romulan cosplayer Jay Kordich is still kicking around at 93.

Not for much longer, he's sick as hell and his wife is running a GoFundMe page to raise money for his hospital bills.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

SpacePig posted:

Wouldn't having a juicer that uses pre-filled DRM bags of functional juice kind of defeat the purpose of having a juicer? I thought the idea was to buy fruits and vegetables yourself to save money on buying retail juice and such.

No it's so you don't have to spend more:

http://www.thefrisky.com/2016-02-05/to-eat-like-amanda-chantal-bacon-for-a-day-youd-better-have-710-handy/

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Goddamn. Come on comrade Bernie time to start lining up people on the wall.

Marathanes
Jun 13, 2009

oldpainless posted:

As played by Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

Who also happens to be Malcolm McDowell's nephew.

Edit: Meaning he's half Caucasian, and honestly, given his strong UK accent, I'd forgive most people for thinking he was white/Caucasian (Bashir's parents are Indian in DS9, which helps to explain the accent).

Marathanes has a new favorite as of 18:58 on Apr 19, 2017

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Amanda-no-joke-her-last-name-is-Bacon posted:

I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Should've named her son Chris P.

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Regalingualius posted:

Should've named her son Chris P.

You son of a bitch.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Not for much longer, he's sick as hell and his wife is running a GoFundMe page to raise money for his hospital bills.

I have no idea who that is but a health care system that relies on charity is pretty schaden

hirvox
Sep 8, 2009
Season two of Santa Clarita Diet looking good.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust


EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A JUICE PACKET INTO THE SLOT. THEN I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE IT- ITS KUNDALINI YOGA

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

poly and open-minded posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A JUICE PACKET INTO THE SLOT. THEN I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE IT- ITS KUNDALINI YOGA

This will never not make me laugh

Techno Remix
Feb 13, 2012


Schad is on me for eating un-activated cashews this whole time.

How do you activate them? I assume it involves yelling.

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10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Bill O'Reilly is officially off of Fox News.

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