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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Where's the alternate history where Hernandez didn't kill anyone

Does Gronk reach this level

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

waah posted:

I know Gronk was a part of Wrestlemania, but someone should have told Hernandez that he can't get a Hell in a Cell cage match this way.

Please don't make fun of Gronk's ongoing feud with the WWE title #1 Contender Jinder Mahal.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
If only I could have a life like that big dumb retard Gronk

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Gronk is so goddamn great :allears:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Vertical Lime posted:

Where's the alternate history where Hernandez didn't kill anyone

Does Gronk reach this level

Vice President Gronk.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Bwahahahaha I love Gronk.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/854735571650052096

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







gently caress gronkowski

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Vice President Gronk.
Surgeon General Gronk. The Sex Ed jokes would write themselves.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




exploded mummy posted:

Please don't make fun of Gronk's ongoing feud with the WWE title #1 Contender Jinder Mahal.

I thought this was a dumb joke, so I googled it out of curiosity.

loving WHAT?! WHY?!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Kirios posted:

I thought this was a dumb joke, so I googled it out of curiosity.

loving WHAT?! WHY?!

It turns out that steroids and working stiff enough to concuss people is a great way to get a push.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kirios posted:

I thought this was a dumb joke, so I googled it out of curiosity.

loving WHAT?! WHY?!

He is besties with Mojo Rawley and apparently their families are longtime friends and his family helped him get into WWE's developmental league or something.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Kalli posted:

He is besties with Mojo Rawley and apparently their families are longtime friends and his family helped him get into WWE's developmental league or something.

Jinder decided that the best way to get over was to be the next Scott Steiner

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I don't "get" snapchat, guess I'm old

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Teams whose owners donated to Trump's inauguration:

Patriots
Cowboys
Washington
Jets
Rams
Buccaneers
Texans
Jaguars (WTF :mad:)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/19/nfl-owners-rain-cash-on-trump-inaugural.html

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
As if I needed another reason to hate Stan Kroenke

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Shangri-Law School posted:

Teams whose owners donated to Trump's inauguration:

Patriots
Cowboys
Washington
Jets
Rams
Buccaneers
Texans
Jaguars (WTF :mad:)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/19/nfl-owners-rain-cash-on-trump-inaugural.html

Teams that don't have owners to feel bad about :

Packers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shangri-Law School posted:

Teams whose owners donated to Trump's inauguration:

Patriots
Cowboys
Washington
Jets
Rams
Buccaneers
Texans
Jaguars (WTF :mad:)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/19/nfl-owners-rain-cash-on-trump-inaugural.html

Shocked that the list isn't: Literally all except Mark Davis

Ogmius815 posted:

Teams that don't have owners to feel bad about :

Packers

Yeah but their fans voted for Scott Walker so

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


TBeats posted:

Sometimes the tree of liberty has to be watered with the blood of Patriots.

This wins the thread.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

He is besties with Mojo Rawley and apparently their families are longtime friends and his family helped him get into WWE's developmental league or something.
I think he was more upset about Jinder being #1 contender

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

Shocked that the list isn't: Literally all except Mark Davis

It's just donation for the Inaguration, not the election More "buttering up to the current president." The big campaign donors for Trump were McNair, Johnson, Glazer, and McCombs. Jerry Jones donated to Chris Christie during the election, hilariously enough. Dan Snyder donated to Jeb.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxBFY-M1KM

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


https://twitter.com/Jordanfabian/status/854735287431442432

owns

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Eli Wiggum posted:

I think he was more upset about Jinder being #1 contender

Ohhhh, yeah I had no idea who that dude was, but thanks to exploded mummy I now know exactly why Vince loves him and wants to dress him in robes and finery.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Injury report:

NE: Aaron Hernandez (neck): Questionable

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Shangri-Law School posted:

Teams whose owners donated to Trump's inauguration:

Patriots
Cowboys
Washington
Jets
Rams
Buccaneers
Texans
Jaguars (WTF :mad:)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/19/nfl-owners-rain-cash-on-trump-inaugural.html

So the evil teams and then for some reason the Texans and Jags too.

Intruder posted:

Shocked that the list isn't: Literally all except Mark Davis


Yeah but their fans voted for Scott Walker so

The Eagles are owned by one of those hollywood communists the GOP is always screaming about so I doubt he would've donated anything either.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Ogmius815 posted:

Teams that don't have owners to feel bad about :

Packers

Jeff Lurie is pretty cool


Khan is a Trumper, the hell?

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


axeil posted:

So the evil teams and then for some reason the Texans and Jags too.


The Eagles are owned by one of those hollywood communists the GOP is always screaming about so I doubt he would've donated anything either.

Makes sense lets be honest

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
My theory about the Texans donating is some crazy plan to get Trump to invalidate Osweiler's contract prior to figuring out they could do a salary dump.

I think Khan just wanted some friends, any friends, anywhere to care about the Jaguars.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:




Khan is a Trumper, the hell?

he's a rich man why would he not be a trumper

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

zen death robot posted:

All team owners are evil

Yeah but if they're going to be rich evil oppressors I'd like to think our money is at least paying for a neutral public face on them.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

zen death robot posted:

All team owners are evil

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

How many more loving years am I going to be subjected to Gronk's lol zany hijinks?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Aaron Hernandez gets a ring

around his neck

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Madcosby posted:

Aaron Hernandez gets a ring

around his neck

Awwww cut him some slack

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

fsif posted:

How many more loving years am I going to be subjected to Gronk's lol zany hijinks?

Just wait till he's President.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Vertical Lime posted:

Where's the alternate history where Hernandez didn't kill anyone

Does Gronk reach this level

In that timeline, Gronk is the murder-y one and Hernandez just smokes a lot of weed and parties all the time.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Re: Bucs on hard knocks

NFL Films knows what's up.

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/854744891775234049

https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/854745104715743242

wandler20 fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Apr 19, 2017

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Pique, goddamnit.

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Spoeank posted:

@RealDonaldTrump 2m
Joe Montana was the greatest ever! No other came close... especially no cheaters!

One of the few things I agree with him about

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