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Volkerball posted:Mark is the most proletarian owner. I read that as poletarian and thought you were joking about how everyone at a strip club claims they're dancing to pay for college.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I came to TFF as soon as I heard the news, how have y'all been taking it? You missed some better ones a few pages back
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Apr 19, 2017 20:24
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Gronk is my literal hero
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whypick1 posted:So much for getting rid of Phil Simms: Gotta get him off before the sundowners kicks in
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Kalli posted:I read that as poletarian and thought you were joking about how everyone at a strip club claims they're dancing to pay for college. Classic example of a mis-reading being MORE accurate than what was actually posted.
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TFF brought their gallows humor A Game today and I love itKalli posted:I read that as poletarian and thought you were joking about how everyone at a strip club claims they're dancing to pay for college. That is likely more accurate
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Apr 19, 2017 20:38
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Kalli posted:I read that as poletarian and thought you were joking about how everyone at a strip club claims they're dancing to pay for college. I'll have you know the stripper I gave $5K to said she used it ALL on tuition.
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Michael Corleone posted:My main man Incarcerated Bob thinks this was 'jailhouse justice' and maybe the other inmates killed him and made it look like a suicide, happens all the time in Rikers my dudes. The username makes this post amazing.
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Also the Toaster is slightly better for you calorie wise. The weigh in: Toaster Strudel: 170 cal Pop Tart: 210 cal 
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A Man and his dog posted:Also the Toaster is slightly better for you calorie wise. Quoting your fuckup for posterity
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How many calories is the jizz that comes with the strudel though.
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A Man and his dog posted:Also the Toaster is slightly better for you calorie wise.
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A Man and his dog posted:Also the Toaster is slightly better for you calorie wise. which one will improve the most from college
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Apr 19, 2017 20:51
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the gently caress is this
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A Man and his dog posted:Also the Toaster is slightly better for you calorie wise. 
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https://twitter.com/DougKyed/status/854741868487335942 I bet no one from the NBA shows up
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Toaster strudles have a more liquidy filling, making it easier to roofie your breakfast date
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Here are the Patriots players that skipped the white house visit: Tom Brady LeGarrette Blount Brandon Bolden Dion Lewis James White Danny Amendola Michael Floyd Martellus Bennett Shaq Mason LaAdrian Waddle Alan Branch Malcolm Brown Chris Long Vincent Valentine Dont'a Hightower Barkevious Mingo Malcolm Butler Patrick Chung Duron Harmon Cyrus Jones Devin McCourty Logan Ryan Ryan Allen Jonathan Freeny Tre' Jackson Greg Scruggs Chris Baker Trevor Bates Jamil Douglas Chase Farris Tyler Gaffney Woodrow Hamilton Devin Lucien DeAndrew White
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A Man and his dog posted:Also the Toaster is slightly better for you calorie wise. Rape is not good in general
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/DougKyed/status/854741868487335942 I just saw a picture of Trump holding up a Patriots jersey with a TRUMP nameplate with Kraft and five Lombardis in the background My vision is blurring My arm is disappearing like in back to the future
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Intruder posted:Toaster strudles have a more liquidy filling, making it easier to roofie your breakfast date ayyyy
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Now here's who went: Jimmy Garoppolo Julian Edelman James Develin Jabaal Sheard Justin Coleman Rob Gronkowski Glenn Gronkowski David Andrews Marcus Cannon Stephen Gostkowski Jacoby Brissett Sebastian Vollmer Chris Hogan Nate Ebner Malcolm Mitchell Matt Lengel Nate Solder Cameron Fleming Darius Kilgo Rob Ninkovich Joe Cardona Trey Flowers Jonathan Jones Ted Karras Joe Thuney Shea McClellan DJ Foster Elandon Roberts Gene Grissom Eric Rowe Mathew Slater Jordan Richards Kyle Van Noy Brandon King
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Kalli posted:Now here's who went: Gronk trolled the press secretary in the middle of the press conference, so in that case I don't hold it against him.
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zen death robot posted:All team owners are evil Clay Bennett and Aubrey McClendon(rip) are saints
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Blitz7x posted:I just saw a picture of Trump holding up a Patriots jersey with a TRUMP nameplate with Kraft and five Lombardis in the background If you would've shown me that picture right after the tuck rule game, I would've hernandez'd on the spot.
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I would give anything to have seen Trump meet Barkevious Mingo and say his name.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:
i just wanted you to know i love you for this reference.
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Kalli posted:Vincent Valentine Vampires hate Trump, I guess.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Vampires hate Trump, I guess. Sadly, three years too old to be named after him. It's really funny to look at the results for the name "Cloud" starting in around 1998 though. Oh, and Trump was able to remember the name of 7 patriots not named Tom Brady and a vague fact about each. Good job from our mondo-retard president
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Kalli posted:Sadly, three years too old to be named after him. It's really funny to look at the results for the name "Cloud" starting in around 1998 though. I wouldn't give him credit when he couldn't remember the name of the leader of North Korea. Which is Kim Jong Un btw. Edit: who do you think has sicker dunks: Trump or Kim Jong Un? Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Apr 19, 2017 |
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/DougKyed/status/854741868487335942 Bob Kraft better be careful about showing his most recent superbowl ring to Donald, because it might end up in Putin's collection of them
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/DougKyed/status/854741868487335942 https://twitter.com/NYTSports/status/854793140125020160 let's see kerr won't go, lebron won't go, pop won't go
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Kalli posted:Now here's who went: How many of these guys are white?
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/NYTSports/status/854793140125020160 fake news. trump had the biggest inauguration crowd in history.
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/NYTSports/status/854793140125020160 Guess we know who the real racists are
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Codependent Poster posted:How many of these guys are white? A.... healthy ratio
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