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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Would you eat chili from a megaphone?

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Baloogan posted:

Would you eat chili from a megaphone?

how many smoothbrain pills are in it

like are we replacing beans with em entirely, 50/50, what?

(im so excited for his testimony tomorrow)

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Just as we told him he would, Alex Jones is getting hustled by his Jew ex-wife.

As you c-spamites are aware, I have a love-hate relationship with Jones. I’m totally against his anti-Nazi rhetoric, and am opposed to the amount of fake news he reports. I also believe he should lose weight, and don’t really see why that is so hard for him. I am also far from convinced that he is not actually Bill Hicks.

At the same time, I view him as – when looked at in the entire scheme of things – as doing more positive than negative.

That is to say, I think him existing is better than him not existing.

Plus, for whatever weird personal reasons, I just tend to kind of like the guy. I can’t help myself.

But regardless of any of that, nothing makes me more sick than some dirty conniving woman trying to screw over a white man.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


source your quotes

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
boy do I get angry about women in divorce court

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I love Alex Jones with all my heart. No qualifications

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
i want to hear him go back on the Joe Rogen show after he loses his kids to family court

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIyc0USaX8g

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

There's BEANS in that "CHILI"!!! Take this man's children away from him!

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Baloogan posted:

Would you eat chili with alex jones?
Would you eat chili with super male vitality hormones?
Would you eat chili Pener u are?
Would you would you?

Would you eat chili with obama's microphones?
Would you eat chili with nine eleven tombstones?


Baloogan posted:

Would you eat chili with russian loans?
Would you eat chili with goblin bones?


Baloogan posted:

Would you eat chili from a megaphone?

:tipshat:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
It is right and good to have beans in chili. Without beans it's just meat slurry.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Volcott posted:

It is right and good to have beans in chili. Without beans it's just meat slurry.

IF THIS PERSON HAS CHILDREN TAKE THEM AWAY AS WELL

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i enj0y beans

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
TAKE AWAY ALL THE CHILDREN, NOW

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

chili is good any way unless you serve it over spaghetti

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
someone tell me the correct ingredients in a chili.

i have inside of mine; meat, beans, etc., flavour powdeur

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I actually don't care about chili preparation, but for the sake of speaking in caps in order to kill time because I just accepted a job offer and so give less poo poo about my current job that I normally did I REALLY DO

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fullhouse posted:

chili is good any way unless you serve it over spaghetti

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i really have no opinions at all about food. i dont like american pizza but thats it. if youd like i can list all my other opinions too

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

CAROL posted:

someone tell me the correct ingredients in a chili.

i have inside of mine; meat, beans, etc., flavour powdeur

My wife makes a really good chili that's based on Alton Brown's recipe, except spicier. She serves it with tortilla chips and it makes my lips sweat.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
If I horfed down a big bowl of that stuff (I assume Alex eats like a dog or some other form of pack animal) I'd probably forget all sorts of basic details about my life for a while too, so maybe I believe him now.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Chili on Corn chips is the only way

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I've made chili nearly every possible way but my current favorite is to disassemble a whole chicken, make stock from the carcass, and use that as a base for regular red chili (use real peppers) w all the various chicken bits. it's an incredible amount of effort for a pot of stew but its real fuckin good and you can make a week's worth of food

and make sure you eat it with chips

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Chili on Corn chips is the only way

i like it with toast

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
becoming increasingly obvious what dad used to call chili before he was sent to jail was probably not chili at all. never even seen it eaten with chips

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I put meat and beans in my chili. It almost always turns out really good!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

CAROL posted:

becoming increasingly obvious what dad used to call chili before he was sent to jail was probably not chili at all. never even seen it eaten with chips

Are you Midwestern? My (Illinois) mom's chili growing up was a big mild beany mess, but my wife can't stand beans, so we found something she could eat. Also we're dinks which explains the endless faffing.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

The gently caress?

chili with toasted bread on the side with some butter maybe garlic is p good

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

the extremely gringo version of eating your chili with chips was to use saltine crackers

this is shameful, but it tastes pretty good

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Man, now I really want a chilidog.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
just get you some FRITOSŪ Original Corn Chips, some Wolf Brand Texas Style Chili with Beans, and some Velveeta Cheese Food Product and you're ready for:



garnish with Gorilla Mindset Smooth Brain formula powder.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

uber_stoat posted:

just get you some FRITOSŪ Original Corn Chips, some Wolf Brand Texas Style Chili with Beans, and some Velveeta Cheese Food Product and you're ready for:



garnish with Gorilla Mindset Smooth Brain formula powder.

Please, show some respect, this is an Alex Jones thread.

Garnish with that sterno and creatine male virility mixture Jones has been melting his brain with.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Baloogan posted:

chili with toasted bread on the side with some butter maybe garlic is p good

the crunchiness of the toast works really well with it imo

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

I use to work at a restaurant that made a really good vegetarian chili. Some might scoff at the idea of a meatless chili, but whatever you call it, it still tasted good.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

CAROL posted:

someone tell me the correct ingredients in a chili.

i have inside of mine; meat, beans, etc., flavour powdeur

there aren't any U's in chili

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
frito pies are the most amazing food on the planet

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



CAROL posted:

i really have no opinions at all about food. i dont like american pizza but thats it. if youd like i can list all my other opinions too

what's american pizza

is it what i call, "pizza"?

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





In 90s Germany they had one deep-frozen "American Pizza" which was thick-crust with bacon and corn. Pretty poo poo.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

mike12345 posted:

In 90s Germany they had one deep-frozen "American Pizza" which was thick-crust with bacon and corn. Pretty poo poo.

Is that like how Canada has "boston pizza"?

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