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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Laphroaig posted:

you are all dumb like a baby

we are secretly ruled by ancient Egyptofascists

Masonic Illuminati Reptohiminid Egyptofascists.


"City of London + City of Vatican + City of columbia are the 3 independant states within states wich composes the empire of the city. The first is financial control over earth economy, the second is religion control over the earth and the third one is military control over the earth. Together they make the very unholy trinity which forms the egyptian pyramid that we can see on the back of the privately owned federal reserve note that is used as american dollar to maintain the colony in debt and under the Queen. Many people realize that this mystifying situation, in which an alleged democratic and self-governing nation is actually controlled against the will of the people, is a clear indication that there must be a very powerful and well-financed occult organization which plans and directs world affairs, and for lack of a more specific identification thie suspected secret organization is popularly referred to as the International Financiers, Banksters cartel or "The Crown corporation"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Ihlxqz4FI

WHEN YOU SAY "AMEN" AT THE END OF A PRAYER

YOU ARE SAYING "AMON-(RA)" and its a prayer to the ancient egyptian gods

tbu

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
The ruling powers of America conspired to allow us Germans categorization as white because our superior gemütlichkeit and ability to organize workers was a serious threat to their plans own the nation, and if we were honorary almost British people then maybe we'd stop rabble rousing.

Seriously, you need to check out our gemütlichkeit. It's something else, man. Come visit me during Maifest this year and I'll buy you a fun hat, get you really drunk, yell about socialism with you then we can vomit together while slam dancing to the Polkaholics.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

the whole Kek thing being an ancient egyptian god is no coincidence, friend

its real. like pizzagate.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Laphroaig tastes real bad and anyone claiming to like it is part of the conspiracy

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Laphroaig posted:

the whole Kek thing being an ancient egyptian god is no coincidence, friend

its real. like pizzagate.

Shadilay is the ultimate unequivocal truth of the shadow reptillian government. A song written in the shadow of Propaganda Due (a proven masonic conspiracy to control a national government over decades) by a band called P.E.P.E.

pepe posted:

cosmic absolute, regular reality
breath of a image/concept, syntony of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh

(X2)
shadilay shadilay my freedom
shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality
shadilay shadilay oh no
(you) fly into my life, no it's not finished
I will stop
set my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

metallic harmony, CONCRETE/REAL REALITY
electronic videoclip, praise of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh

(X2)
shadilay shadilay my freedom
shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality
shadilay shadilay oh no
(you) fly into my life, no it's not finished
I will stop
set my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

More proof of Masonic Popery and its linked to the egyptofascist atlantean shadow government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo


https://www.discogs.com/PEPE-Shadilay/release/238525

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
my personal conspiracy: Louise Mensch is a Russian agent.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Jose posted:

Laphroaig tastes real bad and anyone claiming to like it is part of the conspiracy

my man

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Jose posted:

Laphroaig tastes real bad and anyone claiming to like it is part of the conspiracy

You Can't Bottle Up The Truth!

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I believe that Warren Buffet is the first and maybe only person to discover time travel in the future.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Jose posted:

Laphroaig tastes real bad and anyone claiming to like it is part of the conspiracy

delete this

Best Giraffe posted:

You Can't Bottle Up The Truth!


i'm getting too close to the truth, so they are trying to shut me down with libel and slander and family court

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
pretty sure like 90% of the classic conspiracy theories like JFK being killed for reasons other than those in Oswald's head are just leftovers from the KGB's active measures campaign

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Rich and powerful people are a bunch of sex predators and do weird Eyes Wide Shut poo poo and I would not be shocked at all if it came out that the Pizzagaters were right all along.

Also Bill Clinton has sex with underage trafficked girls, or at least has a friend who does and he's been complicit in encouraging and enabling that behavior.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

Laphroaig tastes real bad and anyone claiming to like it is part of the conspiracy

:what:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i drink my blended scotch with 1:1 water so maybe im not like the best scotch guy but people like what they like no conspiracy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Baloogan posted:

i drink my blended scotch with 1:1 water so maybe im not like the best scotch guy but people like what they like no conspiracy

Big scotch as gotten to baloogan

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The color which we call "red" is actually a shade of orange.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

my conspiracy is that obama was never actually president during his first term because he hosed up the oath of office

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_inauguration_of_Barack_Obama

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Obi-wan was in cahoots with Palpatine all along

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Anakin was impotent. Padme and Obi-wan were loving on the reg. That's why Obi-wan was willing to sit around in the desert for two decades: Luke was actually his son. Obi-wan kept this secret to his grave, and even beyond it.

Tingfinder
Oct 21, 2013
Wikileaks and Glenn Greenwald suddenly turned pro-russian because the Russians threatened them with the safety of Edward Snowden.

It's the only plausible explanation i could come up with for why they suddenly flopped.

Zajajaja
Jan 10, 2008
CBD is being reduced by stripping it using butane on raw nugs of marijuana by major producers because they can re-sell it as shatter and oil. I think the conspiratorial vibe is that they know how damaging just nothing but THC can be to users (especially heavy users) but like any industry selling vices are willfully ignorant to this.
Somehow this is being aided by the us govt doing things like scheduling cbd oil as a class one or canada's new 'reefer madness' like educational plan which will result in a new drug epidemic except this time its one under a massive police state with incredible lacks of oversight.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Zajajaja posted:

CBD is being reduced by stripping it using butane on raw nugs of marijuana by major producers because they can re-sell it as shatter and oil. I think the conspiratorial vibe is that they know how damaging just nothing but THC can be to users (especially heavy users) but like any industry selling vices are willfully ignorant to this.
Somehow this is being aided by the us govt doing things like scheduling cbd oil as a class one or canada's new 'reefer madness' like educational plan which will result in a new drug epidemic except this time its one under a massive police state with incredible lacks of oversight.

always knew the devil's lettuce was dangerous, I like this conspiracy because its definitely happening somewhere, on some level

Zajajaja
Jan 10, 2008

Laphroaig posted:

always knew the devil's lettuce was dangerous, I like this conspiracy because its definitely happening somewhere, on some level

It definitely is.
One of the dispensaries in Toronto exploded because the people running it didn't know how to handle butane properly for the production of shatter.

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/08/19/man-suffers-serious-burns-after-explosion-on-eglinton-ave-w.html

The place was called 'Tweeder' too good poo poo.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tingfinder posted:

Wikileaks and Glenn Greenwald suddenly turned pro-russian because the Russians threatened them with the safety of Edward Snowden.

It's the only plausible explanation i could come up with for why they suddenly flopped.

assange has been a huge right winger for most of his life and greenwald is a libertarian funded by someone who loving hated the obama administration

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

this character is real and NASA keeps him in a dungeon in area 51

https://twitter.com/NSAGov/status/589873659377922049

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Karl Barks posted:

this character is real and NASA keeps him in a dungeon in area 51

https://twitter.com/NSAGov/status/589873659377922049

Hey kids, I'm Dunk the magic earth trash can! I was made intentionally and without irony!

Come on down and find out how the NSA's green initiatives are recycling your private information and turning it into states evidence for crimes you didn't know you committed!

Tingfinder
Oct 21, 2013
Oh look, another terror attack in France 3 days before the election. I'm sure nobody is trying to influence the election in any way. It's not like anyone might have realized by now that fear drives people to the far right.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Anakin was impotent. Padme and Obi-wan were loving on the reg. That's why Obi-wan was willing to sit around in the desert for two decades: Luke was actually his son. Obi-wan kept this secret to his grave, and even beyond it.

leia then was obi-wan's daughter

Tingfinder
Oct 21, 2013

Gringostar posted:

assange has been a huge right winger for most of his life

His autobiography made him seem very left-leaning, growing up in a hippie family and all. But i can certainly see how being a political prisoner from US/UK, in a way you'd expect from dictatorships, would change his point of view.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Gringostar posted:

assange has been a huge right winger for most of his life and greenwald is a libertarian funded by someone who loving hated the obama administration
pierre omidyar?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Jose posted:

Laphroaig tastes real bad and anyone claiming to like it is part of the conspiracy

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
we're being bred and indoctrinated to be non-sentient, especially in the higher levels of society. look at any university faculty, or tech CEOs, or government.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Baloogan posted:

we're being bred and indoctrinated to be non-sentient, especially in the higher levels of society. look at any university faculty, or tech CEOs, or government.

Ted Kaczynski Was Right

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tingfinder posted:

His autobiography made him seem very left-leaning, growing up in a hippie family and all. But i can certainly see how being a political prisoner from US/UK, in a way you'd expect from dictatorships, would change his point of view.

it was the framework of a hippie family but with far right teachings

also :lol: about him being a political prisoner when until this week the us never wanted him and the uk only wanted him for skipping bail to be extradited back to sweden


cargo cult posted:

pierre omidyar?

yup

he supported obama in 08 but turned against him very quickly after he took office

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

vajeata69 posted:

It's illegal to go "teh jews" in UK and Europe because we are under 1984 style communist dictatorship since the UK ultimately completely lost ww1 and 2 as demonstrated by modern times but I thought THE USA was all about free speech? Why the absolute gently caress did this bloke get banned for an extremely minor case of "teh Jews"?

qq "these people will partially destroy your life" is grounds for a loving ban??!?!? in THE USA ON A USA WEBSITE. YOU ARE NOT THE UK OR EUROPE, WHY THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING THIS.

AND Don't loving ban me just for using the "Jew" word for fucks sake. This bloke did absolutely nothing loving wrong. It wasn't even remotely mean-spirited... holy poo poo this is loving stupid.

and I actually like Jews, what the absolute gently caress is your problem????

QQ baby lovely pants mod throwing a loving tantrum because his professor said so. that's all it is. gently caress YOU. 4

This isn't mod sass, it's absolute human being who has no place on SA and would've been laughed out of it in the early 2000's - sass. OH loving WELL BAN INCOMING HOEP IT'S NOT A PERMA. no seriously i don't want to be permad but FOR FUCKS SAKE. WAKE UP. WHAT ARE YOU loving DOIIIINNNGGGGGG??!?!??!?!?!?! to a lurker from communist UK this poo poo is loving insane. i am also not his parachute account, czech the IP. Let's please allow actual free speech here again, I am loving SICKENED by this chaps ban.

No direct attacks. but it's loving sickening how you arre destroying frree discussion if it doesn't fit the narrative.

Lowtax PLEASE come back and purge these SJW mods, they're KILLING SA and have been doing it for almost a loving DECADE.

I REMEMBER when this place was GOOD

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ban incoming hotep

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
an extremely minor case of "teh Jews"

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYkhlCon6E

Also Jordan juiced

Also Jordan's dad was killed by the mob to force mj to pay up gambling debts

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
The Illuminati is real,

because the illuminati

is YOU

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

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punchymcpunch posted:

ban incoming hotep

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