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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

angel opportunity posted:

haier can I point out that some of your health stuff is almost as bad as TCM? maybe you have crohn's disease or IBS?

"I ate soy on an empty stomach, so it logically follows that I poo poo diarrhea so hard that it covered my shins and pants and I had to take a shower instead of wiping," that is like TCM-level "因为。。。所以“ fallacy

I thought the whole appeal of his stories is that he's an idiot who thinks he's smarter than other idiots

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Blistex posted:

/\/\efb


Give him a copy of "Poorly Made in China" and say that it's 75% applicable to Hong Kong.

Also, like a few people have said, you made a new enemy who is not going to forget any of this because you caused her to lose face. Make sure that you always keep a running log of all phone conversations (take notes while/as soon as you are done talking), save your emails, and log any contact whatsoever (texts, etc.) so that you always have a clear picture of what is happening to show your boss, or throw back in HK girl's face. You can expect at some time she is going to go behind your back and contact your boss directly to try and throw you under the bus. I don't know what these 9:30am calls to HK are going to look like, but if they are conference calls, she will try and point out some "mistake" you made in front of everyone to try and make you lose face.

Watch your back.

Ooooh, yes, I have a Filipino lady that constantly tries to do this. It's annoying as hell, but after the 5th non-issue or so your boss should realise she's a crock of poo poo.

edit: All it took was a conference call with bossman in the room? Why do you gotta take the fun out of it?

WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Apr 20, 2017

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I thought the whole appeal of his stories is that he's an idiot who thinks he's smarter than other idiots

the dunning kruger of expats

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
I pointed out to someone who doesn't know much about economics that in nominal US dollars China's GDP only grew by 1.3% in 2016 and I am having immense trouble parsing the response:

quote:

I consulted an economist friend of mine, and we think you may be mistaken. %growth is a proportional change, so it does not matter what currency you measure the change in. "%" has no currency units. 5% growth is still 5% growth even if you translate the currency into different units.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fojar38 posted:

I pointed out to someone who doesn't know much about economics that in nominal US dollars China's GDP only grew by 1.3% in 2016 and I am having immense trouble parsing the response:

Global economics are a western concept and he should respect your culture

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
Like I think that their friend told them that exchange rate doesn't matter when comparing international economies and I don't even know where to start when it comes to correcting that. It's like someone just told me that 5% of 100,000 is the same as 5% of 100 because both are 5% :psyduck:

Maybe they were talking about PPP?

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Fojar38 posted:

It's like someone just told me that 5% of 100,000 is the same as 5% of 100 because both are 5%

that's exactly how I read it

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Jeoh posted:

why is it always wuhan with this kinda weird poo poo

Have you been there? It makes too much sense.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Ron Darling posted:

i truthfully have no idea how the hell this is supposed to curb jaywalking but ok

NINJA EDIT: Ok so I saw the article and it locks on red but what's to stop people from just jumping over the railings and doing it anyway?

Or I was thinking, going around them.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Fojar38 posted:

I pointed out to someone who doesn't know much about economics that in nominal US dollars China's GDP only grew by 1.3% in 2016 and I am having immense trouble parsing the response:

I can't figure it out either.

You could point out that US dollars are the de facto world currency so all valid comparisons should be done in USD, I guess?

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Glenn Quebec posted:

I'm not too worried about her VP or MD daddy in HK though. I work out of the head office in NYC and anything else is subordinate, or I should say -- doesn't have any jurisdiction. The really funny part of all this is that I'm doing this as a favor and a side project. This isn't my "real" work. I'm just a good coordinator and communicator so it seemed like a right fit.

Come review and bonus talk, I'll have some ammunition unless I'm wildly incorrect and HK Daddy is like head honcho or something and I get a good, proper assfucking/firing.

Even if it's not something drastic like this, the important thing here is that when you embarrass someone in China, they will devote the rest of their life to finding ways to passive-aggressively gently caress with you, no matter how small. It could be something like purposely using an email font that is hard for you to read, or forgetting to CC you in some emails, or CC your boss if they think youve made even the smallest oversight, or any other thing that can be pulled off remotely. The important part here is that regardless of impact they will do this FOR YEARS. It WILL NOT STOP because you deserve to be ruined.


Ron Darling posted:

NINJA EDIT: Ok so I saw the article and it locks on red but what's to stop people from just jumping over the railings and doing it anyway?

This will just encourage even more people to walk in the bike lane rather than use the sidewalk

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Grand Fromage posted:

I can't figure it out either.

You could point out that US dollars are the de facto world currency so all valid comparisons should be done in USD, I guess?

I'm not even sure they realize that exchange rates are a thing that affects GDP.

CIGNX
May 7, 2006

You can trust me

Fojar38 posted:

Like I think that their friend told them that exchange rate doesn't matter when comparing international economies and I don't even know where to start when it comes to correcting that. It's like someone just told me that 5% of 100,000 is the same as 5% of 100 because both are 5% :psyduck:

Maybe they were talking about PPP?

5% of 100,000 units of type 1 is the same as 5% of 100 units of type 2 if the exchange rate of type 1 to type 2 is 100,000/100 = 1,000. So, your friend isn't wrong about percent change being dimensionless. The flaw, though, is to assume that the exchange rate was constant during the relevant time. The discrepancy between the 1.6% growth measured in nominal USD and the 6% or whatever growth in RMB would come from the changes in the exchange rate (in this case, a substantial depreciation of the RMB).

CIGNX fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Apr 20, 2017

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Bitcoin is a more regular predictor of economic anything than $anything_china.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
There's a Chinese stay at home dad in my apartment community and he never puts pants or a diaper on his 11 month old. So the kid just struts around with his dick in the wind peeing everywhere and then when he does China-dad calls over one of the maintenance women to clean it up. They don't look particularly happy about it. I've seen plenty of naked Thai children (loving phrasing) but they're always hanging out in rural areas and not in the city proper or suburban communities, so this guy comes across as really trashy.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Atlas Hugged posted:


So the kid just struts around with his dick in the wind peeing everywhere

living the dream

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

LentThem posted:

Even if it's not something drastic like this, the important thing here is that when you embarrass someone in China, they will devote the rest of their life to finding ways to passive-aggressively gently caress with you, no matter how small. It could be something like purposely using an email font that is hard for you to read, or forgetting to CC you in some emails, or CC your boss if they think youve made even the smallest oversight, or any other thing that can be pulled off remotely. The important part here is that regardless of impact they will do this FOR YEARS. It WILL NOT STOP because you deserve to be ruined.


This will just encourage even more people to walk in the bike lane rather than use the sidewalk

I've always wanted a nemesis and I suppose I should be thankful that it's a mildly attractive woman. ( Normal 6, Yellow Fever 9.)

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Glenn Quebec posted:

I've always wanted a nemesis and I suppose I should be thankful that it's a mildly attractive woman. ( Normal 6, Yellow Fever 9.)

more like normal 3 yellow fever 10

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Knew a lady with Yellow Fever, she dated some real dogs. At the end of the day though she moved to Japan and found some dude to make her stay at home and wear kimonos 24/7 so she clearly is smarter than me even her husband appears to be a salaryman extra from Godzilla.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

angel opportunity posted:

haier can I point out that some of your health stuff is almost as bad as TCM? maybe you have crohn's disease or IBS?

"I ate soy on an empty stomach, so it logically follows that I poo poo diarrhea so hard that it covered my shins and pants and I had to take a shower instead of wiping," that is like TCM-level "因为。。。所以“ fallacy
I'm probably just intolerant to soy, since it doesn't make up much of my diet unless I am in China. The last time I ate some of that hydrolyzed vegetable protein crap I was a fountain for a few hours. The times I've had diarrhea here has been after a soy-heavy meal. Also the fact that it's a trypsin inhibitor doesn't make it better.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/348314-soy-protein-intolerance-symptoms/

Jeoh posted:

Maybe you need to drink some ginger coca cola because you are having too much sex, Haier.
That stuff was good. I am not really a soda fan, but when I heard about it I found some at a 711 and enjoyed it. At the same time, it just made me want a real Schweppes. I still think Vanilla Coke is better.

I wish they still sold coffee cola here. It was a favorite "I want to drink something sweet, but I don't want to finish the whole bottle" kind of drink.

But you can just walk around it, as proven in the photo.

Gargamel Gibson posted:

It's for putting lead in your pencil! Only the finest lead, rhino horn and polonium. Just for you, my friend.
Ok, as long as it's sustainably sourced and certified organic.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Atlas Hugged posted:

There's a Chinese stay at home dad in my apartment community and he never puts pants or a diaper on his 11 month old. So the kid just struts around with his dick in the wind peeing everywhere and then when he does China-dad calls over one of the maintenance women to clean it up. They don't look particularly happy about it. I've seen plenty of naked Thai children (loving phrasing) but they're always hanging out in rural areas and not in the city proper or suburban communities, so this guy comes across as really trashy.

They did this in Mongolia since diapers are expensive and difficult to find, but what made it hilarious was that mothers had a "poo song". From the time they are born mothers sing some song and try to get their kids to poop so it conditions them to poo to this one song. Then whenever the mom thinks they need to drop a deuce they sing the song and just hold the kids over a bucket.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

They did this in Mongolia since diapers are expensive and difficult to find, but what made it hilarious was that mothers had a "poo song". From the time they are born mothers sing some song and try to get their kids to poop so it conditions them to poo to this one song. Then whenever the mom thinks they need to drop a deuce they sing the song and just hold the kids over a bucket.

The poor thing is why rural kids in Thailand often go around wearing nothing at all, but this guy doesn't have an excuse except laziness and a lack of manners.

The poop song is hilarious though. My kid is just conditioned to waves his hands when you say "butterfly" and to clap when he finishes a bottle. Being able to poop on command would be way more useful.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

CIGNX posted:

5% of 100,000 units of type 1 is the same as 5% of 100 units of type 2 if the exchange rate of type 1 to type 2 is 100,000/100 = 1,000. So, your friend isn't wrong about percent change being dimensionless. The flaw, though, is to assume that the exchange rate was constant during the relevant time. The discrepancy between the 1.6% growth measured in nominal USD and the 6% or whatever growth in RMB would come from the changes in the exchange rate (in this case, a substantial depreciation of the RMB).

So I just did a bunch of research and from what I understand, China's GDP is stagnating in US dollar terms because of a depreciation of the Yuan amounting to roughly 10% since the 2015 stock market crash. The depreciation pressure is because of the capital outflows from China, which are/were being driven by a lack of investment opportunity in China along with lots of firms with US Dollar denominated debts that were becoming more and more expensive as long as all their assets/profits were denominated in Yuan. Depreciation has stabilized somewhat in recent months because of these new restrictions of capital outflows, but it means that there is now a ton of money in China with nowhere to go, hence the asset bubbles and price inflation.

Am I correct or is this all wrong?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

They did this in Mongolia since diapers are expensive and difficult to find, but what made it hilarious was that mothers had a "poo song". From the time they are born mothers sing some song and try to get their kids to poop so it conditions them to poo to this one song. Then whenever the mom thinks they need to drop a deuce they sing the song and just hold the kids over a bucket.

So does blackmail in Mongolia revolve around figuring out your nemesis' poop song and using it against them?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Barudak posted:

So does blackmail in Mongolia revolve around figuring out your nemesis' poop song and using it against them?

When they're good and drunk.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Barudak posted:

So does blackmail in Mongolia revolve around figuring out your nemesis' poop song and using it against them?

Big test at school? Poo song. Graduation ceremony? Poo song. Walking down the aisle at your wedding? drat well better believe poo song is ready to go, but being performed by local choir group. It is their wedding after all, got to class it up a bit.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Haier posted:

I wish they still sold coffee cola here. It was a favorite "I want to drink something sweet, but I don't want to finish the whole bottle" kind of drink.



Hell yes I loved this stuff way back when they sold it in shanghai, but I havent seen it in a really long time

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Glen are you sure your nemesis pitching her voice during the last call wasn't an attempt to find your childhood brown note?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I was just in the supermarket. I'm the guy unloading the pallet of dry noodles by throwing them against the wall towards the direction they are supposed to go. I'm not concerned with the constant crunch of shattered food stuffs that people hope to buy intact.

LentThem posted:



Hell yes I loved this stuff way back when they sold it in shanghai, but I havent seen it in a really long time
Memoriiiies. I have a feeling coffee cola still exists somewhere here, and I just haven't found it yet.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Atlas Hugged posted:

The poor thing is why rural kids in Thailand often go around wearing nothing at all, but this guy doesn't have an excuse except laziness and a lack of manners.

The poop song is hilarious though. My kid is just conditioned to waves his hands when you say "butterfly" and to clap when he finishes a bottle. Being able to poop on command would be way more useful.

There's a whistle mothers do here when they want their kids to go. I read a book once that claimed Chinese kids get potty-trained faster than kids from other countries because of this technique, although I'm not sure.

e: This book! How Eskimos Keep Their Babies Warm by Mei-Ling Hopgood.

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Apr 20, 2017

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Three employees sentenced to 18 months in jail in B.C.'s biggest immigration scam




A firm in BC using the same addresses over and over again to falsify immigration documents has had a bunch of its employees charged and sentenced to jail time. Roughly 1300 of the 1600 or so clients of this firm have been or are being ordered deported.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

Haier posted:

TINY DANCER



I ran the shower hose into my flush bucket (squatter) and let that absorb the sound while I rained hell, which splattered on my bathroom slippers and legs. It got everywhere except where I was hoping to put it, and I had to spray the whole place down with water and spray some bleach.


I feel you buddy, I had this happen to me at a public toilet in KL a few days ago. In such a rush to turn around and drop trou that i couldn't hold it in, instead shat on the seat of the toilet rim and then sat in it.

I've never ever been so happy in my life for squirty hose and the generally disgusting wet state of malaysian toilet floors.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I just saw a CCTV thing that mentioned China's space station as now being for 2022 instead of 2020. I wonder if this is the beginning of quietly trying to slip things back and hoping nobody noticed.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Grand Fromage posted:

I just saw a CCTV thing that mentioned China's space station as now being for 2022 instead of 2020. I wonder if this is the beginning of quietly trying to slip things back and hoping nobody noticed.

They were looking at its Western age before.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

is there fiber in china?

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

BONGHITZ posted:

is there fiber in china?

Plenty, but it's useless since everything is bottlenecked at the GFW.

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

BONGHITZ posted:

is there fiber in china?
Internet? Yes.

Dietary? Not so much. All the bran in the world wont save you from oil shits.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


BONGHITZ posted:

is there fiber in china?

Like dietary fiber? I guess not much, looking over a list of high fiber foods I found on the internets there's nothing on it that's common here.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I figure a number of chinese greens are high in fiber.

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Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

BONGHITZ posted:

is there fiber in china?

chinese internet is weird cuz it's stupidly fast if you're connecting to something domestic but anything outside is a total tossup. Like I can stream shows/movies from domestic sites and get perfect HD steaming, and download games for tens of megabytes per second, but amazon.com might take 5 minutes to fully load.

When they brought the PS4 here domestically it was great cuz they got a chinese server and suddenly those big modern ~50GB game downloads went from "maybe next year" to done in a couple of hours max.

Haier posted:

That stuff was good. I am not really a soda fan, but when I heard about it I found some at a 711 and enjoyed it. At the same time, it just made me want a real Schweppes. I still think Vanilla Coke is better.

I wish they still sold coffee cola here. It was a favorite "I want to drink something sweet, but I don't want to finish the whole bottle" kind of drink.


I was really into that green tea sprite they sold for like a year.

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