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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 216 days!

FAUXTON posted:

http://www.omaha.com/news/nebraska/...01953e3911.html

:unsmith: my rear end backward state does something good and human for a change

quote:

Bob Batt of Omaha, the chairman of the liquor commission, said that Wednesday’s vote to deny a renewal of the licenses came down to “woefully inadequate” law enforcement in Whiteclay, an unincorporated village of about nine residents that has no town government or police force yet sells the equivalent of 3.5 million cans of beer a year.

It could be that they're there to fuel a terrible alcohol problem on the res, but have we considered that those 9 people may be ncaf?

Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Apr 20, 2017

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Zas posted:

what you think you're too cool for jeb?? maybe you are i dunno

Jeb! is too cool for me.

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

mannerup posted:

lol at context

“You know there’s three things you can’t do: you can’t spit into the wind, you can’t climb a ladder leaning toward you or kiss a woman leaning away from you,. Add one more to the list if you’re Donald Trump: You can’t get a fair shake from the media, and he hasn't and he probably isn't going to"

Huckabee has a terminal case of foot in mouth disease, I don't doubt he said it, and it's probably bad. I wish I could see the clip but I can't find it anywhere online yet.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Hamelekim posted:

Huckabee has a terminal case of foot in mouth disease, I don't doubt he said it, and it's probably bad. I wish I could see the clip but I can't find it anywhere online yet.

Huckabee Jr. has a terminal case of murdered dog disease.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

BrownieMinusEye posted:

6er plz

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

9er plz

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
screaming JEB! to the masses rallying them throwing turtles coz I know it connotes incitement

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

TildeATH posted:

gently caress you.

Heh. You're good. But don't think you can defeat him

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


that's unfair, it's not so much a murdered dog disease at it is his hobby. he murders dogs as a hobby. I suppose it's important to keep busy and do what you love. which is murdering dogs.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

a.lo posted:

Heh. You're good. But don't think you can defeat him

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
i heard tell jeb is doing the haystack romp with amalija knavs

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Hamelekim posted:

Huckabee has a terminal case of foot in mouth disease, I don't doubt he said it, and it's probably bad. I wish I could see the clip but I can't find it anywhere online yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv7650Bk8Iw&t=76s
1:16

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
what the heck there is still dry counties in the us? get out of the 20s already.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Hodgepodge posted:

It could be that they're there to fuel a terrible alcohol problem on the res, but have we considered that those 9 people may be ncaf?

Let's watch Sober Indian Dangerous Indian on nctv and find out!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

i heard tell jeb is doing the haystack romp with amalija knavs

lol Melania is married to a man who is her mom's age...

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
cernobitch

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



that actually wasn't as bad as I thought until he said the fascist rapist bing bing man is being treated unfairly :qq:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

furthermore I consider that Russia must be destroyed

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Nichael posted:

that actually wasn't as bad as I thought until he said the fascist rapist bing bing man is being treated unfairly :qq:

The most offensive thing about it is Huckabee speaking in general

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
jeb quist

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

FAUXTON posted:

http://www.omaha.com/news/nebraska/...01953e3911.html

:unsmith: my rear end backward state does something good and human for a change

hell yeah FAUX good day in omaha even though i went to biaggi's and fell down the tree of slop hitting every lovely branch on the way down, including finding bones in a dish by biting into them

fun fact: if your slop shop kitchen managed to get tiny chicken bones in a dish that involved grilled breast meat i'm probably not gonna give them a second chance to disappoint me. yes i'm a delicate blossom who gets nauseous if they're served food with unexpected bones/hair in them, and it's gonna be a few hours before i'm going to be able to try eating again

happy 4/20 everyone biaggi's loving sucks


thanks to vanisher for the dope av

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

Yeah he basically just said that it's OK to sexually assault a woman. Or that it is wrong for her to avoid the advances of a sexual predator.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
shups is the good food guy please listen to him!!!

also please keep spreading the rumor that jeb is an old ladykiller (but a gentile lover)


he's banged that 113 lady that died a few days ago as many times as i've jerked off today (6)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Hodgepodge posted:

It could be that they're there to fuel a terrible alcohol problem on the res, but have we considered that those 9 people may be ncaf?

one of the 9 has a chronic case of the inland baloogans

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 216 days!

a helpful bear posted:

as many times as i've jerked off today (6)

the bear facts

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Squizzle posted:

one of the 9 has a chronic case of the inland baloogans

wow learnin all sorts of things about gorsuch here

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Miss Ogashira is my hira

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 216 days!

Squizzle posted:

one of the 9 has a chronic case of the inland baloogans

the devil's waterfowl

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

as many times as i've jerked off today (6)
--- A Pro-Donald Trump Political Comedy Film

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




a helpful bear posted:

as many times as i've jerked off today (6)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


btw can someone run a Mattering analysis on this tweet?

https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/854721922717954048

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

Nichael posted:

btw can someone run a Mattering analysis on this tweet?

https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/854721922717954048

My analysis is that nothing matters, including this.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Nichael posted:

btw can someone run a Mattering analysis on this tweet?

https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/854721922717954048

*feeds post into mattering machine*

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

*grinding noise*

DING

*pulls small card out of machine, making a show of it being hot*

"It says... My god.... NOTHING!"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

hell yeah FAUX good day in omaha even though i went to biaggi's and fell down the tree of slop hitting every lovely branch on the way down, including finding bones in a dish by biting into them

fun fact: if your slop shop kitchen managed to get tiny chicken bones in a dish that involved grilled breast meat i'm probably not gonna give them a second chance to disappoint me. yes i'm a delicate blossom who gets nauseous if they're served food with unexpected bones/hair in them, and it's gonna be a few hours before i'm going to be able to try eating again

happy 4/20 everyone biaggi's loving sucks

Lol never tried biaggi's and I probably never will now. I do like Nicolas though, and it's getting to be perfect patio dining weather.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i understand the huckster's joke. it's not a very good joke, even by his standards, but holy hell is this not the right time.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
please stop calling things blogs

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

a helpful bear posted:

*feeds post into mattering machine*

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

*grinding noise*

DING

*pulls small card out of machine, making a show of it being hot*

"It says... My god.... NOTHING!"

Lol how'd you get Fulton county's vote machine

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

take care of yourself

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Nichael posted:

btw can someone run a Mattering analysis on this tweet?

https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/854721922717954048

it hugely matter imo, i've made several life changes as a direct result of this tweet.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

please stop calling things blogs
bob loblaw's lobs law bomb on law blog

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

i understand the huckster's joke. it's not a very good joke, even by his standards, but holy hell is this not the right time.
when is the right time for huckabee to be on a tv screen?

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