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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
a liner that fits inside your friends vagina/rear end in a top hat that simulates the feel of famous pornstars

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Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
keurig but for books

disrupting soon to a market near you

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
an app that dings everytime somebody else with the app is nearby

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

*is the steve jobs of fruit juice*

*dies of easily treatable cancer*

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
i don't know what started wacky tech innovation talk, but I approve

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
A keurig machine that connects to your juicer so you can make coffee while you make juice.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nonsense posted:

*is the steve jobs of fruit juice*

*dies of easily treatable cancer*

steve jobs' doctor was dr. san

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

PRC official in Beijing furiously writing every idea itt

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i've innovated an invention. its a bag filled with thumbtacks that you dump out on the place you're going to sit on. then you sit down and you get a clearer reflection of what the world is really like.

i dion't have a name for it yet but I tell you what, my fanny has lots of tacks in

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i own a keurig - and i like it! ahahahahaahaha!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


TR...........OMP????

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Jones apologized for Pizzagate? I must've missed that

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

That DICK! posted:

i own a keurig - and i like it! ahahahahaahaha!

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

logikv9 posted:

an app that dings everytime somebody else with the app is nearby

How about an app that helps you meet people in the same room as you

http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/mobile/amp/shy-mingleton-app-lets-you-chat-others-same-room-n76211

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
a car but everything in it is run by app, even the steering

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Nichael posted:

Jones apologized for Pizzagate? I must've missed that

Literally the day before he promised to blow the lid off of Pizzagate for like the third time, yes.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/26/521545788/conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-apologizes-for-promoting-pizzagate

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Lol did this get posted

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/854878564994383872

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

ahahahaha

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Nichael posted:

Jones apologized for Pizzagate? I must've missed that

eh, he was back on the pizza train in less than 2 days after

e: beaten like those poor poor victims of comet ping pong

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I was originally pretty socialist RE this Godzilla movie, but my adorable pupper has decided to make his sleepy realm tonight not a couple inches from my own and it's kind of softening the nuclear apocalypse I may normally feel

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-remote-control-can-be-operated-by-remote-1666

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
My ex had a reusable cup thing for her Keurig. Seemed like it defeated the purpose but it was disrupting the paradigm.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DrProsek posted:

Literally the day before he promised to blow the lid off of Pizzagate for like the third time, yes.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/26/521545788/conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-apologizes-for-promoting-pizzagate
lol

Origami Dali posted:

eh, he was back on the pizza train in less than 2 days after

lol

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Silicon Valley back on Sunday too y'all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GVd_HLlps

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
an app for homeless peopel that lets them design their own pages asking for food or money

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Fluoride Jones posted:

an app for homeless peopel that lets them design their own pages asking for food or money

it sends them beard oil when 10 unique hits are reached

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

an app for saudi arabia, just like in general

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
A new keurig machine that connects to your homeless person that calls Unter to remove the Untermensch so they don't disrupt your morning coffee.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

how about an app that makes donald trump president

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



do you all know hte love and contentment of having a dog sleeping happily at your side after anxiously awaiting through the worst of a winnowing program? I think not. My beautiful dog and life shall be the perfect shields between normie and non-nuclear life as long as any of us shall know, which shall be maybe 5 years, tops

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
i just want an app that convinces me that life is worth living, is that so hard techbros?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cum futures are up up up

FCKGW
May 21, 2006


Lol fat baby tired of looking out of the window.

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
smart shoes that only function when connected to the internet

you can trace your steps

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


That DICK! posted:

how about an app that makes donald trump president

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/page/mobileapp/

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

that really sucks

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i question how often Trump's even in the White House. He's very paranoid by now, probably moves a lot.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Fuckin lol I posted on FB that I had some cool ideas for disruptive tech and then thought I was posting my ideas, such as a lifestraw for buttchugging and an app to find out if a porn star has ever done a nude scene in the comments of that post, hidden where only certain people could see it but I was actually posting it in the comments of a post my Evangelical mother in law to be posted on my wall.

Haha, she is definitely asleep and saw nothing g before I deleted it but lol

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Fluoride Jones posted:

smart shoes that only function when connected to the internet

you can trace your steps

Can they hold meat?

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