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BEEP I CAN SEE BY YOUR FEET THAT YOUR DICK IS SMALL AND WOULD NOT SATISFY A WOMAN.
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Apr 20, 2017 07:50
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Fluoride Jones posted:protestors should just squat in Mar-a-lago at this point anyway. baby huey only cares about golf they won't have much longer before mar-a-lago closes for the season next month (he will then be going to Trump National Golf Club in Bedminister, NJ instead)
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Apr 20, 2017 07:49
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now if the shoes had solar panels to power the vibrating prostate massager in my rear end, now we're fuckin cookin
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Yinlock posted:BEEP I CAN SEE BY YOUR FEET THAT YOUR DICK IS SMALL AND WOULD NOT SATISFY A WOMAN. 
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Nichael posted:ha ha i'm glad the political leaders of our time are so much more fashionable thernobitch on that ancient alien rant innit
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BEEP HELLO I AM DAVE'S SMARTSHOE, HE IS A VIRGIN WITH A SMALL PENIS, YOU WOULD DO WELL TO LOOK ELSEWHERE BEEP "smartshoe you are literally ruining my life" BEEP
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Apr 20, 2017 07:52
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i got this cool new shirt that tells me if i need to breathe, and these new underwear that, get this, are able to detect when i need to poop, before it even comes out!
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Apr 20, 2017 07:52
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Very economical use of a luggage strap as a belt.
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Apr 20, 2017 07:53
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Yinlock posted:this has nothing to do with "capital" and everything to do with dumbassery If you don't think that big huge businesses have a vested interest in the quantification of the body and selling us on further quantification of bodies and casting doubts about our abilities to manage those bodies without their products, then I just do not k ow what to tell you, yinny. *Checks Fitbit, announces number of steps to the room*
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Apr 20, 2017 07:53
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he fancies the jeans with the pocket too small to hold an ipod shuffle
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Apr 20, 2017 07:54
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Fidel Castronaut posted:If you don't think that big huge businesses have a vested interest in the quantification of the body and selling us on further quantification of bodies and casting doubts about our abilities to manage those bodies without their products, then I just do not k ow what to tell you, yinny. there's a difference between that and a shoe that tells you what you're feeling it's just idiotic sorry
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Apr 20, 2017 07:55
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this is that, contemporary conformist, no?
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Apr 20, 2017 07:55
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Yinlock posted:there's a difference between that and a shoe that tells you what you're feeling It's idiotic and it is selling well because we are more than willing to surrender our ability to determine if we are tired or not to our shoes.
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Apr 20, 2017 07:56
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VectorSigma posted:i got this cool new shirt that tells me if i need to breathe, and these new underwear that, get this, are able to detect when i need to poop, before it even comes out! yeah i've got those clothes, basically i stop breathing and pooping if i'm not wearing them at all times.
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Apr 20, 2017 07:56
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its an industry about inventing things people never thought they needed, and often dont, funded by venture capital, of all the things you can say have nothing to do w/capital, my god, my god...
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Apr 20, 2017 07:57
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Fidel Castronaut posted:It's idiotic and it is selling well because we are more than willing to surrender our ability to determine if we are tired or not to our shoes. selling well to who
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Apr 20, 2017 07:57
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if you're loving stupid enough to need a shoe to tell you when you're tired then it was probably a justified purchase
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Apr 20, 2017 07:58
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smoke weed 4/20 on the best coast
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Apr 20, 2017 08:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D3PGN8Xtu0
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Apr 20, 2017 08:00
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Yinlock posted:selling well to who To the sort of people who announce how many steps they got in to a disinterested room, which is a fair number of people considering how well Fitbit and copycats are selling. Underarmor isn't the only brand with smart shoes. Nike has them too. And considering that video has underarmor saying they are on the third generation and have three models of shoes, it must be a successful line. People love not having to think about poo poo and having some number spit out to tell them that they got enough sleep or not or they are tired.
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Apr 20, 2017 08:01
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Some of our brightest minds are dedicating their prime years to the unwanted excesses of silicon valley, let's show some respect for their dedication
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Apr 20, 2017 08:01
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Underarmor isn't the only brand with smart shoes. Nike has them too. And considering that video has underarmor saying they are on the third generation and have three models of shoes, it must be a successful line. lol
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Apr 20, 2017 08:01
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I mean, yeah, I think the users are dumb but since when is dumb users mutually exclusive from capital?
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Apr 20, 2017 08:02
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lorn Wayne posted:yeah i've got those clothes, basically i stop breathing and pooping if i'm not wearing them at all times. same, but keep breathing and pooping constantly
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Apr 20, 2017 08:02
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Fidel Castronaut posted:To the sort of people who announce how many steps they got in to a disinterested room, which is a fair number of people considering how well Fitbit and copycats are selling. Underarmor isn't the only brand with smart shoes. Nike has them too. And considering that video has underarmor saying they are on the third generation and have three models of shoes, it must be a successful line. big data internet of all things man, god you're so behind the times!
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Apr 20, 2017 08:03
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sorry i'm not going to contribute people buying fuckin' tiredness-detecting shoes to the omnipresent force of ~capital~ at that point it's just natural selection
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Apr 20, 2017 08:03
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VectorSigma posted:same, but keep breathing constantly sounds like torture, my condolences
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Apr 20, 2017 08:04
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:Some of our brightest minds are dedicating their prime years to the unwanted excesses of silicon valley, let's show some respect for their dedication fuk them they could be posting in cspam
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Apr 20, 2017 08:04
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Yeah, man, it is pretty craaaazy to think capital markets hard to convince people they need dumb poo poo in their lives. I'm crazy! Somebody get me a luggage belt and some fresh squeezed bagged celery
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Apr 20, 2017 08:04
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lorn Wayne posted:sounds like torture, my condolences i'd like it all to end, but i can't afford the chair that will tell me when im dead
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Apr 20, 2017 08:05
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Yinlock posted:sorry i'm not going to contribute people buying fuckin' tiredness-detecting shoes to the omnipresent force of ~capital~ aaaaaaaæææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææ
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Apr 20, 2017 08:05
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Yeah, man, it is pretty crazy to think capital markets hard to convince people they need dumb poo poo in their lives. I'm crazy! Somebody get me a luggage belt and some fresh squeezed bagged celery no i'm drawing the line at these shoes sorry I am incapable of feeling any kind of empathy for anyone who bought these shoes losing their money
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Apr 20, 2017 08:06
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Yinlock posted:sorry i'm not going to contribute people buying fuckin' tiredness-detecting shoes to the omnipresent force of ~capital~ Stupid bullshit techno luxury goods are capital as gently caress
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Apr 20, 2017 08:07
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Solarin posted:Stupid bullshit techno luxury goods are capital as gently caress is the shoe really luxury though
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Apr 20, 2017 08:08
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I'm not soliciting for empathy you silly yinny. I'm just observing the weird way that capital takes interest in our bodies. It's like foucauldian or something. Biopower.
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Apr 20, 2017 08:08
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Yinlock posted:is the shoe really luxury though look unless i maintain 40 steps a minute i explode, so no it isn't a luxury so much as a necessity.
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Apr 20, 2017 08:09
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Fidel Castronaut posted:I'm not soliciting for empathy you silly yinny. I'm just observing the weird way that capital takes interest in our bodies. It's like foucauldian or something. Biopower. fair enough, sorry i think something about these shoes shattered my mind
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Apr 20, 2017 08:09
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Valentino sneakers
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lorn Wayne posted:look unless i maintain 40 steps a minute i explode, so no it isn't a luxury so much as a necessity. goondolences
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