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You really thought a photo of pinched skin would convince us that leprechauns are real? Maybe check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector or see a psych.
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a little bit of Monica posted:You really thought a photo of pinched skin would convince us that leprechauns are real? http://i.imgur.com/o3Ao1gz.gifv
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 05:39 |
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Leprechaun goon just sounds like a drunk who keeps knocking their food and empty liquor bottles onto the floor. The "pinched skin" is probably from running into the wall.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:07 |
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Divorced goon, if somebody tells you it is not OK to leave a relationship that is bad for you and especially your time with your daughter for some religious reason, it is time to step away from this person (pastor). Leave your church and ignore what your brother says. He is family but he is also obviously a bit too religious. Your kid needs her father to grow up as normal as possible, you don't need this particular new girlfriend or this particular church, there are other options for you so to speak.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:21 |
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Church goon: unless said once in a heated argument and then apologizing immediately, your girlfriend telling you that she should be priority 1 and that your 9 year old is "basically an adult" that is a massive red flag and an immediate cause to break it off. Run. Also your pastor is a dick, find some other church. Leprechaun goon: in my home country Venezuela they say the only way to scare off a Duende (which I guess would be our version of a polstergeist) is to eat while you poo poo. So bring your hot pockets along when you next take a dump it will work I guarantee it. I eat every meal while pooping and have had zero Duende issues.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:50 |
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purple death ray posted:It's like getting upset at goatse like, yeah it's weird and gross but I've seen it all before and I just can't get too worked up about it. They're part of the weird hosed up fabric of the internet now and I have a hard time imagining it being the same without them. becasuse furries are all of that + creepy cartoon suits and mental escape from being human beings
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:55 |
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And super into cuddling!
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 08:00 |
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I think the thing is that for whatever reason furries seem to overlap with other terrible groups. Like "babyfurs" or Nazi Furs or whatever. Like how basically every Star Trek fan is also a child molester.
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Dodoman posted:Goatse had a prolapse?? Arrhythmia posted:no and i was about to comment on this, lol Let's be fair. It's bound to be a little baggy down there these days.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 09:48 |
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Re: "why not forget about furries" (and other people with new and innovative mental problems): The internet has given a platform for all kinds of idiots and mentally ill people. These crazy people can simply go on the internet and search all the poo poo people post there until they find something that makes them feel special and part of a group instead of a person suffering from mental illness. And then they cling to it like flies to a steaming pile of poo. What they really needs is counseling and treatment. Just because something that is wrong and a sign of mental illness has been going on for a while, you can't just "let it go". Nothing good ever comes from tolerating things that are wrong. Would you tolerate kleptomaniacs (also mentally ill people) doing their shoplifting just because people have been doing it for a while?
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 10:16 |
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Hopper posted:The internet has given a platform for all kinds of idiots and mentally ill people. These crazy people can simply go on the internet and search all the poo poo people post there until they find something that makes them feel special and part of a group instead of a person suffering from mental illness. And then they cling to it like flies to a steaming pile of poo. What they really needs is counseling and treatment. Obligatory joke about GBS
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 11:57 |
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quote:Time travel is real, I'm a time traveler, but traveling through time fundamentally destroys both the traveler and time itself. I barely remember who I am or was and have no idea of the full impact of my trip. yeah uh a bunch of notebooks full of nonsense science and fake history don't exactly prove what you appear to think they do quote:I long for the day, which is soon I hope, when the bombs fall and society is all blown away and I get to start fresh. wonder how much the accelerationist vote actually factored in the election
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 12:35 |
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Titor, your mission was to procure an IBM 5100 to prevent the 2038 Problem, what the gently caress is this about egg bees, get back to the drat mission
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 12:43 |
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quote:nukegoon "I'm a garbageperson and total failure, I hope the world ends because of this. Also I'll be one of the strong survivors and surely won't off myself the second this actually happens "
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bradzilla posted:"I'm a garbageperson and total failure, I hope the world ends because of this. Also I'll be one of the strong survivors and surely won't off myself the second this actually happens " I think about this any time some poo poo head starts going on about anarchy. Yeah, like you'd do well in that scenario, man.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:11 |
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I will survive a new, wild society because I'm one of the strongest. Also I failed at our current, more structured and easy society even being the exact demographic that gets every advantage possible, because
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:14 |
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Hopper posted:Re: "why not forget about furries" (and other people with new and innovative mental problems): The internet has given a platform for all kinds of idiots and mentally ill people. These crazy people can simply go on the internet and search all the poo poo people post there until they find something that makes them feel special and part of a group instead of a person suffering from mental illness. And then they cling to it like flies to a steaming pile of poo. What they really needs is counseling and treatment. That's the stupidest argument ever since shoplifting=stealing and it can't be tolerated for a variety of reasons.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:15 |
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I don't really have a problem with furries. I have a problem with the individual ones that will poo poo in diapers in public or go out of their way to hug random children though.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:32 |
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Hugoon Chavez posted:
This is the best advice ever given on these forums and can be applied to 99% of life's problems.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:40 |
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Pro tip: Put a TV tray in your bathroom.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:42 |
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Furries are best used as a modifier nowadays, like if you are laughing at some weirdo who wants to poop in diapers and have sex with it, you get a higher score if you can say "oh, AND they're a furry". It's like a multiplier in a pinball game
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:44 |
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But really who cares
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:51 |
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Hedrigall posted:But really who cares Quit trying to normalise your wierd fetish.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:58 |
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I want to find out how fat that survivalist goon is. Probably real fat
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:58 |
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My fetish is fat survivalists I'm extremely turned on by comic irony
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:03 |
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Really, a fat body is the best survivalist strategy you can have. It's like a big basement full of canned food, but you don't even have to eat it because it's already eaten Try and steal THIS food, raiders Also tbf to that particular accelerationist I actually thought he wanted to literally die in the apocalypse until you guys pointed out otherwise, and even in the actual text it just says he doesn't really care whether he survives or not. That's a step above the guys who think they'll rule the wastelands because they have played every Fallout game with super-items modded in. loquacius fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Apr 20, 2017 |
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armchairyoda posted:This is the best advice ever given on these forums and can be applied to 99% of life's problems. It also helps with marital problems, it's true. Take a poo poo with the door open while eating a big plate of spaghetti: bam no more marriage, no more problems!
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:35 |
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Doctor Malaver posted:That's the stupidest argument ever since shoplifting=stealing and it can't be tolerated for a variety of reasons. Les Miserables posted:Jean Valjean: I stole a loaf of bread. My sister's child was close to death, and we were starving...
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:01 |
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So is Hugh Jackman or Russell Crowe the furry in this situation?
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:03 |
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Hedrigall posted:So is Hugh Jackman or Russell Crowe the furry in this situation? Only one of them has ever pretended to be a Wolverine.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:08 |
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loquacius posted:Really, a fat body is the best survivalist strategy you can have. It's like a big basement full of canned food, but you don't even have to eat it because it's already eaten Would you mind rubbing this sauc... I mean lotion into your skin? Once you get the fire going and the fat starts dripping the meals fuels itself.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:20 |
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loquacius posted:I think I said I'd do the same thing with money when I was a kid, nice going actually doing it
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:36 |
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:Like how basically every Star Trek fan is also a child molester. Come on, guys. We've been down this road before, it leads nowhere. Tommy posted:Furries are best used as a modifier nowadays, like if you are laughing at some weirdo who wants to poop in diapers and have sex with it, you get a higher score if you can say "oh, AND they're a furry". It's like a multiplier in a pinball game No one under 35 will get that.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:45 |
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Pinball kicks rear end
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:54 |
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Hugoon Chavez posted:It also helps with marital problems, it's true. Op, look for the upcoming 'fesh with my test results. tia
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:58 |
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quote:I feel like an ambitionless loser. My parents keep asking me when I'll go back and get a PhD and I keep lying, saying once I've done "x" or one I've done "y", I'll get around to it. The thing is, I don't really want to. You should probably consider therapy, I'm gonna say it again here You've got depression and self-esteem issues springing from expectations placed on you by your parents, that's like therapy use-case #1. A good therapist could help you either break out of your funk enough to accomplish something good, or make peace with your current lifestyle and cast off your self-doubt about it, depending on which one would be better for your specific case. Also maybe talk to your cousin about it, see if you can get her to make your parents lay off if they won't listen to you quote:Some guy I know might have committed suicide because of something I said to him. I don't think that what I said was solely responsible for it, but it might have been the thing that pushed him over the edge.
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For the love of god don't go to any PhD program that will accept you with a 2.5 GPA and especially don't go because your parents said so. That's how you get to work as a lab tech $200,000 later because no one's paying your way.
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Don't get a PhD unless your passion for your field outweighs you desire for money, a stable relationship, or free time
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Drunken Baker posted:Let's be fair. It's bound to be a little baggy down there these days. nah he seems like a dude know how to keep his poo poo tight
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also lepricon guy should just start leaving out cups of beer to appease it
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