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they took our jebs so now we must build a wall we'll make avocados pay for it
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*An elderly man stands in front of Judge Judy describing how the defendant had climbed his trees, stealing the fruits of his labors.* "Your honor, he said 'I'm picking your avacados, old man, what are you gonna do about it?'" *Camera cuts to Judge Judy as she asks what would posess the defendant to do such a thing.* *Jeb Bush appears on screen with a sheepish grin on his face.* "Guacamooool" E: for reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqPfbb0GlA Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Apr 20, 2017 |
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Apr 20, 2017 17:07
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Krustic posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOUFsCS7xYE
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If there was any positive to 2016 it was watching Jeb crash and burn for the entire republican primary. May he rest in guacamole.
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Honky Dong Country posted:*Bellhop sets down a bunch of luggage in a high-priced suite." lol! that's our Jeb!
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DoctorGonzo posted:you are a horrible person. gently caress you and your over educated friends. yeah I don't really care about your country
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Apr 20, 2017 17:14
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*throws away $130 million and brings a dynasty to a screeching halt* am i jebbing the right way yet? do i need to start becoming more awkward as well? no i think i'm set there.
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it's not that I don't know who pinochet was (putting me in rare company in the u.s.a.) but you know... how much do you care about burkina faso
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Apr 20, 2017 17:17
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Pick posted:putting me in rare company in the u.s.a. i will literally pay you $100 via paypal if you upload a video of you punching yourself in the face hard within the hour, *proof of username and date required
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Apr 20, 2017 17:19
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I'm not gonna buy this but I hope those chapo trap house folks tear it apart in an ironic twist I now hate her pretty much at the same level as my conservative friends/family so that's a fun time at least
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nah just kidding i won't, even if you upload the vid
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Pick posted:it's not that I don't know who pinochet was (putting me in rare company in the u.s.a.) but you know... how much do you care about burkina faso just lol if you don't care about BF involvement in the Maghreb
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VikingSkull posted:someone should clue Antifa in on the whole "don't poke the white working class bear" lesson  'Cuz all white working class people are right wing nutters right?
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Pick not as large a portion of the population is 100% oblivious about anything beyond our borders as you think.
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*swoops in like a seagull* "I think you'll find the answer is actually found in ancom principles" *gets punched by a manlet, calls the police*
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Pick posted:yeah I don't really care about your country Pick posted:it's not that I don't know who pinochet was (putting me in rare company in the u.s.a.) but you know... how much do you care about burkina faso Pick we live in an increasingly globalized world and statements like this are just nonsensical. You can't on the one hand be concerned about jobs here and on the other not care whatsoever that the rest of the world is sinking into poverty and chaos because it's like hey - they're just gonna all come here then and a wall isn't going to stop them. Isolationism didn't make sense even in 1700. What happens elsewhere affects us. VikingSkull posted:*swoops in like a seagull* 
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Honky Dong Country posted:Pick not as large a portion of the population is 100% oblivious about anything beyond our borders as you think. Yeah, a bunch of people in the US loving love Pinochet
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Sebastien Lenorman posted:My friend told me he literally got a high paying job at apple because he was jewish and another jewish person wanted to give the job to another jewish person. You're not allowed to say this
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Yeah, a bunch of people in the US loving love Pinochet Pick doesn't know helicopter rides are a hot meme atm
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Yeah, a bunch of people in the US loving love Pinochet Even opinion aside, a lot of the poo poo that we did down there is covered in a lot of American history classes and poo poo as a part of the Cold War and our application of the old Monroe Doctrine during it. So the idea that somebody is a rarity because they know who Pinochet is, regardless of their opinion, is pretty drat lol.
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Honky Dong Country posted:Even opinion aside, a lot of the poo poo that we did down there is covered in a lot of American history classes and poo poo as a part of the Cold War and our application of the old Monroe Doctrine during it. So the idea that somebody is a rarity because they know who Pinochet is, regardless of their opinion, is pretty drat lol. Maybe if you were in AP but meanwhile many people can't even tell you how many stars are on the flag.
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COMRADES posted:Maybe if you were in AP but meanwhile many people can't even tell you how many stars are on the flag. I never took AP courses.
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Monkey Fracas posted:I'm not gonna buy this but I hope those chapo trap house folks tear it apart You know poo poo has gone nuts when I actually start to agree with my conservative parents on some things, like Hillary Clinton being the devil I suppose the one upside to the USA being one giant clusterfuck is this has at least brought me a little closer to my family lol
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The first thing I remember Jebby doing on the campaign trail was catastrophically flubbing a question about the Iraq war that his stupid brother started the most obvious question in the world and he just fell flat on his face, right out of the goddamn gate This was the GOP's golden boy that got allllll the money. Looking back at it it's really no surprise Trump had a good shot and came out on top of the rest of the old guard plastic robots, crackpots, perverts, and, lunatics in the primary
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Honky Dong Country posted:Pick not as large a portion of the population is 100% oblivious about anything beyond our borders as you think. Sorry, basement weirdoes of SA, but I've spent the last ten years being forced to work with normal folks, many of which do not have college degrees and a fair number of which don't have highschool degrees either, and they do not loving know who Pinochet was. The ivory tower, is you.
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COMRADES posted:Maybe if you were in AP but meanwhile many people can't even tell you how many stars are on the flag. lol remember when Obama thought it was 57
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COMRADES posted:Maybe if you were in AP but meanwhile many people can't even tell you how many stars are on the flag. at least a hundred. there's a shitload of 'em
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If you can name both of your own current state senators you are in rare loving form.
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Pick posted:Sorry, basement weirdoes of SA, but I've spent the last ten years being forced to work with normal folks, many of which do not have college degrees and a fair number of which don't have highschool degrees either, and they do not loving know who Pinochet was. So I'm the weirdo for not automatically assuming that almost everybody is completely uneducated about everything (but totally not me all my friends have PhDs you literal retard  )?
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Pick posted:The ivory tower, is you. *ironicat growing forever*
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Pick posted:If you can name both of your own current state senators you are in rare loving form. tragically true
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Honky Dong Country posted:I never took AP courses. You went to a better school than most then because usually Monroe Doctrine gets like some passing mentions and afaik most high school history classes don't go past like 1900 (including the AP ones). Pick posted:If you can name both of your own current state senators you are in rare loving form. Yeah
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The Landstander posted:This post reminded me of this: Lol "slush funds mysteriously sent to most corrupt city and state in the nation, respectively"
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^^^ I suppose technically they got that popular vote I think the flag should only have stars for the good states (New York, Montana, New Mexico, etc.) so people can remember it easier.
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Honky Dong Country posted:So I'm the weirdo for not automatically assuming that almost everybody is completely uneducated about everything (but totally not me all my friends have PhDs you literal retard Well you're certainly wrong. link quote:Ilya Somin: No one survey question is all that important by itself. What matters far more is the cumulative weight of widespread political ignorance across a wide range of issues. But one good example of the extent of public ignorance is that only about 34% of Americans can even name the three branches of the federal government: executive, legislative, and judicial . It is not that familiarity with these terms is absolutely essential—it’s that anyone who follows politics even moderately closely is likely to know them. The fact that most people do not know is a strong indication of their ignorance about politics and public policy generally. but yeah im sure they know who pinochet was
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A good chunk of the population can't even name the countries bordering the US and would probably assume Pinochet was some kind of food item or maybe a card game.
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Pick posted:Sorry, basement weirdoes of SA, but I've spent the last ten years being forced to work with normal folks, many of which do not have college degrees and a fair number of which don't have highschool degrees either, and they do not loving know who Pinochet was. In your defense, when I told someone in the factory that I was going to Italy with my family, she asked if we were gonna drive there. The vast majority of Americans, and in fact, human beings are insanely stupid, including both me and you. I think it should now be very apparent that we're all dumbasses with little to no understanding how to actually fix things, especially the people who say they do. People with degrees and 4.0 GPAs are just as dumb, look at me for example
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COMRADES posted:You went to a better school than most then because usually Monroe Doctrine gets like some passing mentions and afaik most high school history classes don't go past like 1900 (including the AP ones). Oh I don't mean to make it sound like it was thorough. Of was more of a "Hey we continued the Monroe Doctrine during the Cold War by meddling in a shitload of countries in the Americas and propping up various regimes" with a few as examples, which I remember including Pinochet, Batista, and a couple others I forget. Also I'm not saying that Americans are highly educated, I'm saying calling yourself a rarity because you know a history thing is pretty drat lol, especially considering how much we like to harp on about commies and the cold war. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Apr 20, 2017 |
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