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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



By Monday Chaffetz will have fled to Russia

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Do you think Alex jones ever used the website burger map, created by comedy website somethingawful's former front page writer chris "Petey" Peterson?

Megera
Sep 9, 2008
did anyone make a joke involving alex jones' chili and gobblin' cuz if not...

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

VectorSigma posted:

did anyone say ROGER STONED yet lmao

and in case someone did... how about "proof that roger stone smokes dick"

looks like you got all the bases covered

a dickhead sucking a dickshaped Dick Nixon bong because he was also a dickhead

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

holy poo poo :stare:

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

yeah, just gimme an eighth of that OG Soros Quantum Kush. okay, some chili edibles too

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

don't forget to tag Joe Rogan!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Internet Webguy posted:

its kind of like popeye and spinach but instead of getting super strong he just rips his clothes off and starts screaming

I thought that was an effect of alex jones breathing

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
It's the mattering

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

What?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

:growingstarefacesmilie:

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Iron Crowned posted:

If chili gives Alex Jones amnesia, what do Burgers do to him? :ohdear:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


crazy cloud posted:

It's the mattering

!!

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

tenderjerk posted:

I don't see him on the live events schedule

plz be okay spicey

gently caress me--don't listen to me. I was sitting on the page and an old briefing started auto-playing. All the Russian and golf talk--hard to tell when it is current.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

https://i.imgur.com/OC5NvLu.gifv

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Really trying to get out of that AHCA vote on Wednesday

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

jason has the piss tape

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Do it today, make 4/20 even better

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

well I mean yeah who doesn't

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







What was chaffetz connection to all of this?

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Wait what the gently caress

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

Jason Chaffetz expected to resign as early as tomorrow

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im still trying to process the whole zebra meat in alex jones' chili/hamburgers situation

Rea
Apr 5, 2011

Komi-san won.
I'm confused, why would Chaffetz be resigning?

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013



the stars align, the piss tape cometh

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/855121413115609088

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


In celebration of weed day, I just smashed a bunch of tater tots into my waffle iron for an awesome hash brown

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
like i dont know who that person is, and a lot of dinguses have checkmarks, but chaffetz went from announcing he's not running in 2018, to saying he might quit early in like 6 hours so it's plausible.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

HycoCam posted:

gently caress me--don't listen to me. I was sitting on the page and an old briefing started auto-playing. All the Russian and golf talk--hard to tell when it is current.

Spicy's greatest hits?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Turdfuzz posted:

jason has the piss tape

maybe he is the piss tape

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

tenderjerk posted:

Jason Chaffetz expected to resign as early as tomorrow

But why????

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Yesterday: I will not be running for re-election and will retire from congress in 2019.
Today: I'm out motherfuckers, peace!

Ok who'se got pictures of this guy with a dead hooker?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Ragnar Homsar posted:

I'm confused, why would Chaffetz be resigning?

He's being investigated by the fbi for a severe case of fuckboiiitis

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Ragnar Homsar posted:

I'm confused, why would Chaffetz be resigning?

they have poo poo on him so incriminating that he knows is coming down the pipe that he's getting out ASAP..

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


lol fox news lost like 100+ million dollars due to just two of their degenerates

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Chaffetz too shook by discovering Russians have kompromat on him

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Louisgod posted:

maybe he is the piss tape

It's encoded directly into his DNA!

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



drat, I bet the over on 90MM

I'm retarded

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Equeen posted:

But why????

Too much goblin chili

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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Junkyard Poodle posted:

In celebration of weed day, I just smashed a bunch of tater tots into my waffle iron for an awesome hash brown

ooo that a good idea

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