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JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
:holymoley:

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Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Der Shovel posted:

Yeah there's no way this United team could concede a goal

Stop. Anderlecht can barely string 2 passes together without falling down out of exhaustion.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

eleven extra elephants posted:

he did a goal, hes a world beater

Is that what I said?

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Nobody could beat the world at football

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Brony Car posted:

Stop. Anderlecht can barely string 2 passes together without falling down out of exhaustion.

I'm not worried about Anderlecht's amazing skills so much as United's habit of just completely switching off at the worst times.

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

Tortuga posted:

Nobody could beat the world at football

actually rashford could, did you see he scored a goal?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I wish Pogba would stop trying to do stupid poo poo 20 yards from his own goal.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Never in doubt.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Thank loving Christ that's over.

E: delighted it was Rashford who got the goal. I can't imagine what it would've done to his confidence if United had gone out after all those misses. I still think he has massive potential and can be a great player for years to come if he's properly nurtured.

Even today he ran his socks off and created a ton of space and chances for his team, even if his finishing was woeful.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Apr 20, 2017

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
congratulations manchester united, you did it, feel the pogboom

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Lmao, stadium speakers blasting glory glory man united after beating anderlecht in the 109th minute. What a joke

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
haven't watched a shootout in ages, wish i cared who won

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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ronniegardocki posted:

haven't watched a shootout in ages, wish i cared who won

I just hope someone skies it or something funny happens

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



pik_d posted:

I just hope someone skies it or something funny happens

John Terry runs on in full Besiktas kit to blast one into the stratosphere

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

pik_d posted:

I just hope someone skies it or something funny happens

a failed panenka would be nice

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
the turks losing at home would be dramatic.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
or a cult occurrence of going all the way around.

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

These are like all excellent pens

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

gtkor posted:

These are like all excellent pens

i don't think i've seen such a quality shootout as this before.

e: tell a lie.

please miss now french

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
loving lmao

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Then of course those two back to back

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

gtkor posted:

Then of course those two back to back

three

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
back on course for everyone takes one :masterstoke:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

gtkor posted:

Then of course those two back to back

That's the poo poo I craved here

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



gtkor posted:

These are like all excellent pens

lol god drat they're doing this to spite you now :v:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Yo Ajax owns, what the hell happened there?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Gigi Galli posted:

Yo Ajax owns, what the hell happened there?

ephex posted:

SCHEISSE 04

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gigi Galli posted:

Yo Ajax owns, what the hell happened there?

Ajax got lucky, like always.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
imagine getting knocked out by a dutch team lol

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

I mean there's a reason those guys were not in the first 5 to take the pens I guess

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

Gigi Galli posted:

Yo Ajax owns, what the hell happened there?

Ajax being Ajax and bottling it was somehow outdone by Schalke being Schalke.

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

Ajax - OL. First match at home.

Worst possible draw lol

Messyass fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Apr 21, 2017

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Celta Vigo, I wonder how difficult we can contrive to make that affair.

Last night's match was exhausting to watch.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
drat
https://mobile.twitter.com/IndyFootball/status/855376731544440832

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Glad I said exhausting and not electrifying

e: or shocking

9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.
Ajax - Lyon was yesterday and it was an extremely good and cool match ending in 4-1 for Ajax. Lol if you missed it.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

9-Volt Assault posted:

Ajax - Lyon was yesterday and it was an extremely good and cool match ending in 4-1 for Ajax. Lol if you missed it.

All most people care about with regards to this competition is watching Man U lose to a side that they would have thumbed their noses at five years ago.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
lmao at losing 4-1 to a team that could barely put one past Legia loving Warsaw

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



United team vs. Celta:

code:

Lingard Rashford Mkhitaryan
  Herrera Fellaini Pogba
Darmian Blind Bailly Valencia
         Romero
Subs: De Gea, Mata, Rooney, Martial, Smalling, Carrick, Young.

Let's see if Fellaini can find a new and exciting way to gently caress things up for United in a whole new competition! Let's see if Bailly and Pogba were rushed back from injury too soon in a panic rush to salvage the season!

Exciting times ahead!

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Reminder that Celta knocked out RM from the cup and beat Barca 4-3 so hopefully they show up today and we can all laugh at United together

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