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Rushi posted:bad news there are over 200 https://www.amazon.com/Dash-Buttons/b?ie=UTF8&node=10667898011 i know about that part and there is http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/amazon-dash-capitalism/ i have no ed and i must balls
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Yinlock posted:"juicero i just want some apple juice" Or you could tell the Juicero to gtfo and Swueeze the packet by hand. Because the machine is actually useless.
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:I have a Tide pods one of these on the side of the washing machine and I ain't gonna lie to ya it's cool and useful yeah there's actually a few things they're genuinely useful for the weirder ones are still real funny though 
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America is probably way cooler and very different if you have gobs of cash
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shiksa posted:juicero is such a funny situation. it'd be a catastrophically dumb kickstarter, but here we are it got funded by the usual sv suspects to the millions and it's a completely useless product. someone did the math on twitter, and for the price of the juice packs vs. the cost of a glass of juice at any upscale cold press place, you'd have to use it every day for four years to get your money's worth. OR you could buy a juicer for a tenth of a price, a really nice juicer for half the price, or a really really super high end juicer for the same price and then you could have a glass of actually fresh juice for whatever a pound of carrots and apples and kale actually costs anytime you wanted, with no DRM
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Pelican Dunderhead posted:excuse u motherfucker oh dang that oooowns
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Honestly an amazon button for toilet paper would probably make my life easier
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Or you could tell the Juicero to gtfo and Swueeze the packet by hand. Because the machine is actually useless. that's what i did and got killed with deadly nerve toxin i was just wondering how someone could "disable" food from the internet and my conclusion was "probably literal poison"
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For that price those packets better include the tequila
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*extremely hillaryishly* click GUM!
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trump (420) - its time to seize the means of you know i could actually use one of those amazon buttons
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i like when we post about buttons it feels numb and warm
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Epic High Five posted:America is probably way cooler and very different if you have gobs of cash The booze for sure is way better. I mean not like life changing better but there's bulleit and then there's pappy
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Business Gorillas posted:trump (420) - its time to seize the means of you know i could actually use one of those amazon buttons gently caress
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Not to go all day krew but the dash button is legitimate ownage for large bulk products you regularly but infrequently use, like detergent or toothpaste or lube. It's much better than setting up some recurring order or making a separate grocery run. I don't really get the oat use case, but if you got a ton of horses maybe it would be nice
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I need a button that hires a woman to come over and crush my balls during election season. Really missed out last year. 
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Yinlock posted:that's what i did and got killed with deadly nerve toxin this is the future conservatives want
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Rushi posted:imagine a button that when you press it, it sends a pre-recorded post to this thread I've got that, I named it Turdfuzz
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Business Gorillas posted:trump (420) - its time to seize the means of you know i could actually use one of those amazon buttons what if there was one that just said COMMUNISM and a bunch of old men with insane facial hair show up at your house to hand you pitchforks and torches
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Rushi posted:imagine a button that when you press it, it sends a pre-recorded post to this thread Isn't that what baloogan does
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Rushi posted:imagine a button that when you press it, it sends a pre-recorded post to this thread Squilizza has that, it's good
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Not to go all day krew but the dash button is legitimate ownage for large bulk products you regularly but infrequently use, like detergent or toothpaste or lube. no it's for oatmeal specifically
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Not to go all day krew but the dash button is legitimate ownage for large bulk products you regularly but infrequently use, like detergent or toothpaste or lube. you aren't fooling anyone
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Epic High Five posted:America is probably way cooler and very different if you have gobs of cash this is literally the only good way to experience america, nobody without gobs of cash should live here
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happy bicycle day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUIsgrlp10
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girls know i mean business when they come in my room and see this bad boy above the headboard
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Yinlock posted:what if there was one that just said COMMUNISM and a bunch of old men with insane facial hair show up at your house to hand you pitchforks and torches set a brick to hold that button down
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Yinlock posted:no it's for oatmeal specifically I know this I know how they work as I have a few in my place, I just don't get why you'd need an oat one but to each their own
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Business Gorillas posted:trump (420) - its time to seize the means of you know i could actually use one of those amazon buttons you know, modern capitalism and finance have taken on an informational complexity that might now be at the level of a biological infectious organism and boy howdy it shows
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Duscat posted:you wanna drink our juice, you better hurry up and buy a $400 machine, because after eight days, it loving DIES no worries here, you can only buy the squeezebags by subscription available only to juicero owners
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I like oats a lot but even someone that eats as much as I do has to admit that if you're willing to splurge at the store and spend a whole ten bux, you can get enough oats to last months
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 amazon deliverymen rushing into a nerf warzone to deliver ammo because all the arrows went under the couch again
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triple sulk posted:i wish the nukes would drop in my butt
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*takes out dog tags from shirt but instead of dog tags its three dozen amazon push buttons on a chain* take my brands to my wife, tell her i love her *charges into vietcong machine gun nest*
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Turdfuzz posted:oatmeal is orphan food i'll have you know its called steel cut oats or savory porridge and you can buy it at a trendy brunch spot with truffle oil and chantrelles for $15 a bowl
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Business Gorillas posted:*takes out dog tags from shirt but instead of dog tags its three dozen amazon push buttons on a chain*
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