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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

:downs:

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

21 Muns posted:

It should be easier for me to tell how Kirschen feels about someone than this.

Kirschen feels you should buy his Passover Haggadah, get on it early, Passover is only 350 or so days away!!!

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

I'm genuinely confused how people mistook my analysis of Horsey (assuming he's the far-right crank others made him out to be) as my own. :confused:

Oh well, it takes all kinds, bless your little hearts...

TheBigAristotle posted:

Kirschen feels you should buy his Passover Haggadah, get on it early, Passover is only 350 or so days away!!!

His constant shilling for his Haggdah will never cease to be funny to me. All I can ever think of is the Jay Sherman cardboard standee saying "BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK" over and over.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Pants Donkey posted:

For whatever reason, I was curious about obituary cartoons for older famous figures. I didn't find what I wanted, but I did find this

Chicken Colonel in particular has two disturbing possibilities.

Which would be worse: if Chicken Colonel was a cannibal or if he deep fried people?

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Which would be worse: if Chicken Colonel was a cannibal or if he deep fried people?

No one knows chicken like chickens!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4xytsouUYo

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Lurdiak posted:

:confused:

Is that woman loving jesus? What's going on here.

Say my name.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

I'm genuinely confused how people mistook my analysis of Horsey (assuming he's the far-right crank others made him out to be) as my own. :confused:

Oh well, it takes all kinds, bless your little hearts...


Ermmmm... except he's not a far-right crank, soooo....

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

MrUnderbridge posted:

Ermmmm... except he's not a far-right crank, soooo....

If he's not, then I admit my analysis was off. No big deal.

You calm now, boo?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Oh, if only. May's called this election because if she wins she can wreck the country and say "this is what you voted for" and if she loses, she passes the poison chalice on to Labour. (Hint: She wants the former more.)

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Which would be worse: if Chicken Colonel was a cannibal or if he deep fried people?
Imagining a tragic story where Chicken Sanders desperately fights the compulsion to eat his own kind. It's only when the human Colonel meets him that he embraces this side of himself.

For he is a Sanders, and consuming the corpses of chicken is his dark destiny.

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan
I like to think that chicken Sanders was once a man, but got turned into a chicken person through some scientific artifice. Now he must live everyday trying to suppress the urge to eat himself.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Pants Donkey posted:

For whatever reason, I was curious about obituary cartoons for older famous figures. I didn't find what I wanted, but I did find this

Chicken Colonel in particular has two disturbing possibilities.

Liked it better when I thought the little dude down in the left had his hand tucked under the big guys arm.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Although Chaffetz has now said he might even resign from the House.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
Name change to Bill O'Reilly's Gross Old Penis please

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Mister Olympus posted:

Name change to Bill O'Reilly's Gross Old Penis please

*Peen

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

Lurdiak posted:

:confused:

Is that woman loving jesus? What's going on here.

Maybe it's a dig at the supposed piety of FOX's target audience.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Oh gently caress off Tinsley, I'll blaspheme wherever and however I want.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

itskage
Aug 26, 2003



"Stop saying my dad's name"

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Why do they even bother paying Tinsley when they could take any random letter to the editor, slap a duck on it, and end up with a better political cartoon than this.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
He's just hellbent on never seeing the patterns in anything.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids



Does Bad Reporter normally recycle jokes like this?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Why do they even bother paying Tinsley when they could take any random letter to the editor, slap a duck on it, and end up with a better political cartoon than this.

Maybe that's just what has been happening, Tinsley is just the cover name for the Ghost Writers, all the old people in America.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Scholtz posted:

Does Bad Reporter normally recycle jokes like this?

Probably related to Spicer always digging himself deeper.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
You gotta wonder what Tinsley said two weeks ago that has him griping about being unfairly branded a racist and a sexist.
I mean, you don't actually have to wonder, because it's pretty clear what he did.

Also lol @ "you can say 'sickening' things and nobody cares as long as it's not about race or gender!"
A combination of not knowing that "sickening" implies an offended reaction by definition already, and wondering what the gently caress qualifies in his mind.

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan


Other people can say mean things and insult Jesus, so why can't I call a black man a friend of the family????

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Starving Wolf posted:

I like to think that chicken Sanders was once a man, but got turned into a chicken person through some scientific artifice. Now he must live everyday trying to suppress the urge to eat himself.

His backstory is that he met a genie who gave him one wish, and he asked to have a six foot cock so he could suck himself.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Starving Wolf posted:

Other people can say mean things and insult Jesus, so why can't I call a black man a friend of the family????

Tinsley's said nothing to suggest he wants to say that.

He wants to call Islamic people paedophile-worshippers.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Starshark posted:

Tinsley's said nothing to suggest he wants to say that.

He wants to call Islamic people paedophile-worshippers.

Counterpoint: he's made strips comparing the black community to rodents, and has had this strange fixation on refusing to recognize MLK day.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Why won't people laugh at my racist jokes anymore :(

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



That is a truly awful likeness.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Jay Rust posted:

Why won't people laugh at my racist jokes anymore :(

No idea. Islamophobic and homophobic jokes go over GREAT with the crowd!

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/entertainment/watch-tom-gleeson-tried-the-q-societys-racist-joke/e77ebfa4-e60a-43ba-b35b-aa9ff8858370.htm

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Starshark posted:

Tinsley's said nothing to suggest he wants to say that
Hahahaha



Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Oh man, I thought Clickhole articles were exaggerating when they wrote like this.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Jay Rust posted:

Why won't people laugh at my racist jokes anymore :(
I guess to be fair it did become harder for lots of people to tell jokes when it become unfashionable to make fun of people of a lower social standing than you.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Free speech is bad. An Over Sensitive College Campus Social Justice Warrior Loony Lefty Lib Communist Or Socialist Or Whatever Cartoon

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



I've been browsing through Rall's site (trying to complete the profile in preparation for a certain someone reposting 1984), and this is what all the tags do:
http://rall.com/tag/nuclear-nuke-weapons-foreign-policy-north-korea-hiroshima-nagasaki-hypocrisy-logic-nuclear-shadow-world-war-ii

I kinda expect an 90-year old putz like Krischner to fail tag basics, but... come the gently caress on Rall. You still think of yourself as a member of the up and coming generation, and you've been online for decades now.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



(yes i know there's a difference between freedom of expression and freedom from consequences for saying dumb poo poo, it's just amusing how :tinsley: is happy to poo poo out something like this despite banging the Criticising Me Is The Same As Suppressing Me drum 99% of the time)

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Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Ularg posted:

Maybe that's just what has been happening, Tinsley is just the cover name for the Ghost Writers, all the old people in America.

How do all old people collectively get a dui?

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