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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


punchymcpunch posted:

you elected a squirrel girl cosplayer? that owns

in an ideal world politicians would deliver stump speeches about nut facts instead of whatever terrifying bullshit is prob gonna happen tomorrow

nuts/ed balls joke here

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Gringostar posted:

red power ranger
blue power ranger
yellow power ranger
pink power ranger
black power ranger
white... gently caress

I have the same issue when discussing the best flavor of Powerade

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



what about the green ranger

wtf

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
*giving speech*

me: BOFFA

opponent: BOFFA what?

me: BOFFA deez nuts

*wins extremely bigly*

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
It's big league

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



is there really a white powerade?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

punchymcpunch posted:

is there really a white powerade?

gorilla cum

or milk?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

is there really a white powerade?

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Millstone posted:

It's big league

mods?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i read my credit card thing and holy poo poo lol its designed to gently caress poor people

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Baloogan posted:

i read my credit card thing and holy poo poo lol its designed to gently caress poor people

never, ever miss a payment

credit cards in a nutshell

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Baloogan posted:

i read my credit card thing and holy poo poo lol its designed to gently caress poor people

oh word?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




thats crazy

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



here in texas you can get lime-and-cucumber gatorade, which is apparently only sold in a few states. it's real good even though there is a weird cult of people obsessed with it and hyping it to hell for some reason.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

i read my credit card thing and holy poo poo lol its designed to gently caress poor people


anime was right posted:

never, ever miss a payment

credit cards in a nutshell

i think they even have an internal name for customers who pay their bills and its "leeches" or "fuckfaces" or something
its messed up

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Baloogan posted:

i read my credit card thing and holy poo poo lol its designed to gently caress poor people

Dude that's the gimmick for them

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Fidel Castronaut posted:

*giving speech*

me: BOFFA

opponent: BOFFA what?

me: BOFFA deez nuts

*wins extremely bigly*

*scribbles on clipboard*

september 21st, 2023

the "deez nuts" debate strategy has been quickly evolving ever since its use became widely known and defenses were mounted against it. the first known form of this evolved response presented as a BOFA/BOFFA ejected into the wordstream to disguise deez approaching nuts. in its current iteration, "yukon graben münchen BOFA deez nuts" is a formidable weapon, but only to those few whose grasp of deez nuts has been practiced to the highest levels achievable by humankind. it won't be long now until deez nuts can no longer hold back the approaching tide.

deez nuts have mercy on us all.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

here in texas you can get lime-and-cucumber gatorade, which is apparently only sold in a few states. it's real good even though there is a weird cult of people obsessed with it and hyping it to hell for some reason.

It's super good and pops up in NYC drugstores and bodegas from time to time

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/taibbi-on-the-new-book-that-brutalizes-the-clinton-campaign-w477978

quote:

This passage describes the mood inside the campaign early in the Iowa race (emphasis mine):

"There wasn't a real clear sense of why she was in it. Minus that, people want to assign their own motivations – at the very best, a politician who thinks it's her turn," one campaign staffer said. "It was true and earnest, but also received well. We were talking to Democrats, who largely didn't think she was evil."

quote:

This traced back to 2008, a failed run that the Clintons had concluded was due to the disloyalty and treachery of staff and other Democrats. After that race, Hillary had aides create "loyalty scores" (from one for most loyal, to seven for most treacherous) for members of Congress. Bill Clinton since 2008 had "campaigned against some of the sevens" to "help knock them out of office," apparently to purify the Dem ranks heading into 2016.

quote:

Since Obama had spent efficiently and Hillary in 2008 had not, this led to spending cutbacks in the 2016 race in crucial areas, including the hiring of outreach staff in states like Michigan. This led to a string of similarly insane self-defeating decisions. As the book puts it, the "obsession with efficiency had come at the cost of broad voter contact in states that would become important battlegrounds."

Hillary!

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
sounds good but gatorade is too syrupy for me. is it less syrupy than other gatorades?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Hillary is so bad and I voted for her.

Caucuses for Bernie tho

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Fidel Castronaut posted:

sounds good but gatorade is too syrupy for me. is it less syrupy than other gatorades?

I mix it half and half with water for that reason

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Fidel Castronaut posted:

sounds good but gatorade is too syrupy for me. is it less syrupy than other gatorades?

yes, esp cold

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Limon Pepino gatorade is loving great but i'm not going to pretend that it isn't kind of weird

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Why are state executions done at like 12:01 AM? I wouldn't want to be murdered when I'm in asleep imo

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Bobby Digital posted:

I mix it half and half with water for that reason

vodka works too. and it's multitasking because you're hydrating and dehydrating at the same time

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Oh my god Arkansas sucks

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Consummate Professional posted:

Why are state executions done at like 12:01 AM? I wouldn't want to be murdered when I'm in asleep imo

gotta get that one extra day of federal inmate funds

that's straight out of my rear end but goddamn if it doesn't sound like it's true

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

here in texas you can get lime-and-cucumber gatorade, which is apparently only sold in a few states. it's real good even though there is a weird cult of people obsessed with it and hyping it to hell for some reason.

texas loves things that are texas only

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
ah gently caress i missed tech talk v2.0

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Consummate Professional posted:

Why are state executions done at like 12:01 AM? I wouldn't want to be murdered when I'm in asleep imo

iirc the "death warrants" are only good for one day, so if you do them later in the day and then there's some last minute stay or appeal and the day rolls over, they have to petition the court for a new one.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016



"Loaf turned 9 months today ^-^"

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

texas loves things that are texas only

H-E-B with a Whataburger in it is the best grocery store in the country

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Origami Dali posted:

ah gently caress i missed tech talk v2.0

tech is fuckin poo poo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

Why are state executions done at like 12:01 AM? I wouldn't want to be murdered when I'm in asleep imo

id like to either die in a nuclear fashion or in my sleep

but not in a nuclear fashion IN my sleep

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
if i got nuked while asleep id be so bummed

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Yinlock posted:

texas loves things that are texas only

They really do. Even in Austin, the supposed liberal enclave, it's stupidly easily to sell people things just by telling them how bigly Texan the product is. And then UT is here, so they get their own sub-category of targeted marketing.

edit: HEBs are rad though, groceries are drat near as cheap as Wal-Mart if you aren't buying a bunch of high end organic fair trade etc, but the quality of produce and meat is infinitely better because most of it is at least semi-local.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

punchymcpunch posted:

i think they even have an internal name for customers who pay their bills and its "leeches" or "fuckfaces" or something
its messed up

Reminds me of when I worked for a bill collector. In our notes, the short hand for the people we called was "DB." When I asked what that meant, I was told "Deadbeat, but we're not allowed to call them that anymore, so if anyone asks, it's short for 'debtor.'"

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Baloogan posted:

id like to either die in a nuclear fashion or in my sleep

but not in a nuclear fashion IN my sleep

Ugh I hate to agree with you loogs

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

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