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Friginator posted:This one is one of my favorites for its sheer lack of coherence. Yeah, most of them you can still get the general gist despite the grammar, but the best ones imo are the ones where it's like, dude, what the gently caress could you possibly be trying to say??
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Well at least we've moved on from bhabis to teachers.
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Friginator posted:This one is one of my favorites for its sheer lack of coherence. even by the standards of weird Indian English it makes no sense
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Apr 21, 2017 01:56
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I like how they're gradually drifting into clickbait format. YOUR PENNIES WILL SUPERBOWL AT THESE 25 MILKY BALLS
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:A friend of mine is in India for school and she said before she went the protip she got was, if a dude just whips their dick out in public, the best solution is to point and laugh at it. Sometimes it shames him, other times he beats your rear end.
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The MSJ posted:Well at least we've moved on from bhabis to teachers. It's giving me an idea about how these things develop. Forgive me as I point out the obvious: - Fetishizing a woman in a position of relative superiority (teachers, older brother's wife [right?], beautiful actress.) - Fetishizing a woman who is more or less never actually going to gently caress you (see above examples.) - These women are people you stare at passively. (Bhabi across the table at a family dinner, your boring-rear end teacher going on and on, etc.) - The women in the pictures appear happy about the things described in the text. They like sex and are open to it, or at least do not protest. SO MANY RODS AT A SAME TIME! - Other men are commenting on the pictures, making it okay for you to have these feelings. - Other men are saying gross poo poo, making it okay for you to say gross poo poo. Safe space to be gross. Well, better on Facebook than on the street, I suppose. Anyways, LET'S GET MUSKYYYYYY  Our collective girlfriend.  I would smack my cheeks together and force it out, like Sam Rockwell in The Green Mile.  "How I escape this hellscape of academic boners?" And now, some botanical tips and tricks:  And NOW...something I don't understand: 
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Apr 21, 2017 02:16
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
It's the boobs. She has boobs. That's enough for these pages to post their amazing content.
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Apr 21, 2017 03:34
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I love watching women season meat in the morning! At least I think that's what's going on here.
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Apr 21, 2017 04:23
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Friginator posted:I love watching women season meat in the morning! At least I think that's what's going on here. Laundry. Lund-ry?
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Apr 21, 2017 04:30
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Lund chart with highest measurement showing as 7+cm
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Apr 21, 2017 04:37
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Oh, I thought she was washing her feet with a red towel, but that does look like meat. Now I'm even more confused.bubblebee posted:It's the boobs. She has boobs. That's enough for these pages to post their amazing content. How dare you; those are clearly balls.
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Apr 21, 2017 04:57
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My pennies has done a full 360 degrees turn just by looking at those plumpy melons/holes/hips/sides/thighs/navels/armpits/other fetishized body part that hasn't been named yet
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Apr 21, 2017 04:56
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Sydney Bottocks posted:My pennies has done a full 360 degrees turn just by looking at those plumpy melons/holes/hips/sides/thighs/navels/armpits/other fetishized body part that hasn't been named yet Meatspin?
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Sydney Bottocks posted:My pennies has done a full 360 degrees turn just by looking at those plumpy melons/holes/hips/sides/thighs/navels/armpits/other fetishized body part that hasn't been named yet lund
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The navel obsession and cartoon anatomy knowledge must lead to actual harm for the poor bhabhis in this dumb country
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Apr 21, 2017 07:11
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Imagine if these guys actually saw a vagina by chance. Their pennies would shoot white milk so hard they'd end up in orbit. How has the indian space program not yet harvested the awesome potential energy of indian sexual frustration?
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"We've got a good milk tank separation, beginning second stage bob fac superbowl."
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Son of Rodney posted:Imagine if these guys actually saw a vagina by chance. Their pennies would shoot white milk so hard they'd end up in orbit. How has the indian space program not yet harvested the awesome potential energy of indian sexual frustration? I now imagine India to be like Xanth, where no one would actually be bothered by genitals but a pair of panties would literally make them lose their minds.
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Friginator posted:I love watching women season meat in the morning! At least I think that's what's going on here. Fleta Mcgurn posted:Oh, I thought she was washing her feet with a red towel, but that does look like meat. Now I'm even more confused.
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Apr 21, 2017 08:33
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*bzzzzzp...Jaipur, we have discovered the Milky Way is not at all what we imagined....*bzzzzzzp*" "Prepare fap engines for re-entry." "Jaipur...*bzzzzp*...experiencing technical difficulties....*bzzzzzp*....Shreyas saw an asteroid that looked like plumpy balls and now he cannot stop shagging....please advise." Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Apr 21, 2017 08:34
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it's astonishing how consistent they are with their vocabulary and collective errors. this poo poo is rapidly approaching a full blown dialect of Indian Incels
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come on I refuse to believe these pages are anything but ironic, it's da motherfuckin sharezone for indian bhabhis e: I'm sure the comments are genuine
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They legit dont care or know what words mean. They just know it's "hot"
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Apr 21, 2017 10:10
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They think 'mm hot balls and plumpy navel want to banng' is on-par with 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
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Is this what Zuckerberg had on his mind when he tried to offer that free Facebook access in India?
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steinrokkan posted:Is this what Zuckerberg had on his mind when he tried to offer that free Facebook access in India? Watching the nodes go live and the first posts come in "fac .... #hubbybhabi ....hotspmers;.... superwoblle..... milktanks......eye rape  ......dat huge navel O_o..... wish i had a butt rear end camel toe ....."*sweats a little*
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steinrokkan posted:Is this what Zuckerberg had on his mind when he tried to offer that free Facebook access in India? Zuckerberg's black heart is sustained by creepo messages in broken english.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpBrNF28Qg What did i just watch?
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unpacked robinhood posted:"We've got a good milk tank separation, beginning second stage bob fac superbowl." "Roger that, goodboob madam. Pennies has completed 180 degree turn, kick boxing engaged. We've got plumpy holes and are preparing to widen the navel, over." Well, Trump did say "The concept of global warming was created by and for India in order to make fac superbowl milk tanks sperm automatically exit. Sad!"
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Apr 21, 2017 14:36
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SO we need to make "I am not in the mood of banging you" a thing.
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Apr 21, 2017 14:42
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:SO we need to make "I am not in the mood of banging you" a thing. *man sees picture* 
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I feel like this entire thing is like some sort large scale Chinese Room test where they don't have any idea what they are really saying or what information is contained / conveyed in the phrases and words they are using. They only know that when they encounter a hot bhabi navel feel like sucking ur balls nd 69
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Apr 21, 2017 15:08
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"Wanna brush your teeth with my dick"
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Friginator posted:"Wanna brush your teeth with my dick" mods pls let me suck on u good navel
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Apr 21, 2017 15:42
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Useless fellow! I abjure claims to your friendship! Begone at once!
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When bhabi wants to fac in Goa but you have no money, make up fake terror threat.
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