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Avenging_Mikon posted:You guys know the salt thing isn't only from Supernatural, right? The superstition of if you spill salt, throw some over your left shoulder? if you see anything that's from tumblr that could possibly in any way be referencing supernatural or that superwholock poo poo, it is
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I've always wondered what the limit was on crossing a salt line. Like, is it possible to go under or over it? If you can go over it, wouldn't jumping work? If you can't, would a demon that tries to take a plane suddenly get smeared across every aisle when the aircraft crosses over a salt mine?
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Apr 20, 2017 17:19
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i bet if u go far enough in any direction in the universe, u find salt eventually this is probably why there arent demons makes u think
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Apr 20, 2017 17:29
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chitoryu12 posted:I've always wondered what the limit was on crossing a salt line. Like, is it possible to go under or over it? If you can go over it, wouldn't jumping work? If you can't, would a demon that tries to take a plane suddenly get smeared across every aisle when the aircraft crosses over a salt mine? Travel by plane was uncommon when the myth was invented.
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Apr 20, 2017 17:37
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Captain Monkey posted:Travel by plane was uncommon when the myth was invented. also they thought the world was flat
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Apr 20, 2017 17:39
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Jerry Cotton posted:I too scream before christ. Ah so you're THAT guy at my Church
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Apr 20, 2017 17:53
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http://imgur.com/gallery/ffVO8 Destroying someone's personal property. Always a fantastic way to deal with annoying people. At least the comments are calling the OP out for how fake this is.
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Apr 20, 2017 22:23
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THIS IS NOT HOW TWITTER WORKS is imo the best reaction. Why do people try to tell long stories there STILL?
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Apr 21, 2017 05:19
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failing forward posted:Also the salt keeping witches away is super old too. Like, has no one seen Hocus Pocus? All I remember from that was Sarah Jessica Parker in a corset.
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Apr 21, 2017 10:29
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chitoryu12 posted:I've always wondered what the limit was on crossing a salt line. Like, is it possible to go under or over it? If you can go over it, wouldn't jumping work? If you can't, would a demon that tries to take a plane suddenly get smeared across every aisle when the aircraft crosses over a salt mine? It's a sphere, so how ever wide your circle is, is how tall the dome is. It has to be ionized salt, so going over a salt flat, or the ocean is fine.
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Apr 21, 2017 11:11
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Apr 21, 2017 12:24
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The STDH is a café that serves iced coffee I mean just  at the very idea why not also sell burning ice-cream while you're at it SMDH.
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Apr 21, 2017 12:49
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Also  at the woman not wanting to do the sex on the writer dude just because he has a daughter.
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Apr 21, 2017 12:50
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The only believable thing about that is that a dweeb who writes like that fancies himself a writer. Jerry Cotton posted:Also "Girl" in this context refers to a girlfriend.
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Apr 21, 2017 12:52
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Or, alternatively, he has a daughter
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Apr 21, 2017 13:04
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He has neither because he is a loner PUA and this didn't happen.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:06
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*a portal to the cringe dimension opens and a very very fat sherlock holmes steps through mumbling to himself* I'm a wriiiiiter.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:14
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Turtlicious posted:It's a sphere, so how ever wide your circle is, is how tall the dome is. It has to be ionized salt, so going over a salt flat, or the ocean is fine. Huh. That actually makes sense.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:29
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Does it count for UNDERNEATH the salt? Can we construct a global orbiting ring of ionized salt that constantly spins around the earth instagibbing any demon summoned, is what I'm asking. I am a man with plans
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Apr 21, 2017 13:34
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Sherlock has a lot to answer for.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:36
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Danaru posted:Does it count for UNDERNEATH the salt? They'd be summoned inside the circle so no.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:41
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Turtlicious posted:They'd be summoned inside the circle so no. Dammit 
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Apr 21, 2017 13:43
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The solution is to both surround the earth with an orbital layer of salt to counteract alien demon ghosts and to coat the surface to deal with their terrestrial counterparts.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:59
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I think what actually happens when you smash Sherlock and House MD and Christian Grey together like this dipshit tried to do is that you get a guy standing creepily-close to the woman in front, then leaning over and mumbling while staring at his shoes- "I watched you going to the bathroom just now, do you enjoy being tied up?" and then when she's fled in horror he goes home and writes out this version. I do love the part where "the conversation had turned awkwardly flirtatious" because you just know he's the kind of person to mis-construe awkwardness conversation as ~sexual tension~ rather than being creeped out.
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Apr 21, 2017 14:19
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This part ruined it: The realistic response to someone telling you they're a writer is at best "okay"
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Apr 21, 2017 14:26
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It's cold outside and you figured I'd like a hot coffee? How are you so perceptive? Are you a detective? A wizard maybe?
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Apr 21, 2017 14:39
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Does AC make people have to use the restroom? I've never heard of that before. Just like that guy has never heard of a normal social interaction before.
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Apr 21, 2017 14:56
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"I'm a writer. Well, technically I clean septic tanks but I do a lot of writing on the side. I mean, I don't get paid for it, but I'm building a reader base. By that I mean I consistently get upwards of 15 likes on my Facebook posts. You like rough sex, correct?"
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Apr 21, 2017 15:02
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these loving assholes, chit chatting in line.
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Apr 21, 2017 15:21
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Turtlicious posted:It's a sphere, so how ever wide your circle is, is how tall the dome is. It has to be ionized salt, so going over a salt flat, or the ocean is fine. Iodized. Containing iodine. Unless you're a demon trying to get people to wander endlessly through supermarkets looking for "ionized" salt so you can eat their souls while they're distracted, in which case, carry on.
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Apr 21, 2017 15:23
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For a writer he's a pretty lovely one. No need to include bruises and contusions in the same sentence. Redundant.
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Apr 21, 2017 15:36
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grittyreboot posted:"I'm a writer. Well, technically I clean septic tanks but I do a lot of writing on the side. I mean, I don't get paid for it, but I'm building a reader base. By that I mean I consistently get upwards of 15 likes on my Facebook posts. You like rough sex, correct?" This is why I don't tell everyone I like to write. Unless the other person is a hobbyist writer there's no way to say it without it coming out like this. Like, I'm sort of embarrassed by it. Unless you are a well-known published author, the next question is them asking if they may have seen any of your work. Then you say, "do you still visit LiveJournal?" before slithering away. Or how about, "actually, I write things for myself, not for other people." Which means 'even I know I'm a hack.' I'd rather tell people I'm a gamer.
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Apr 21, 2017 17:01
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I'm a writer, I write Facebook posts
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Apr 21, 2017 19:59
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Catberry posted:This part ruined it: Or, "Do they limit the kinds of items you can get with Food Stamps?"
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Apr 21, 2017 23:33
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Does AC make people have to use the restroom? I've never heard of that before. Just like that guy has never heard of a normal social interaction before.  Entering a cold room/whatever causes your skin's blood vessels to constrict, which raises your blood pressure a tiny bit, which makes your kidneys say "Woah, gotta dump some water to equalize blood pressure".Now that you know this, you'll notice it all the time 
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Apr 22, 2017 02:46
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A/C was invented during WW1 to be used as a gas they could pump into enemy trenches. Then they'd know they'd have to pee, and as soon someone stood up to unzip their pants, kapow!
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Apr 22, 2017 03:16
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i=koC
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hogmartin posted:Iodized. Containing iodine. Maybe it's salt water and we've been the victims of a misinformation campaign to keep us vulnerable to demon attacks.
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 1. Yeah, that fifth grader totally knows the Rock as a wrestler and not an actor. 2. Why add the part that it's somehow not for a grade? That just makes your weird lie for people in their 30s even more implausible.
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Dwayne Johnson is still pretty active as a wrestler, dude. That's a weird thing to get hung up on in the context of STDH.
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