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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


Idgi. Is this a joke about butt sex?

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

painynumbs posted:

Of interest to probably nobody outside this thread, I accidentally sabotaged Luann recently. A small part of my job is making Spanish color files for Luann, and a couple weeks ago I named the files incorrectly and dropped them in a hot folder, which overwrote the English line files on the server with Spanish.

So a bunch of papers ended up with Spanish Luann strips and either ran those by accident or just didn't run the strip, and editors said a lot of Luann fans were very upset they missed important plot points.

It was me, Luann fans, the author of all your pain

You are a hero of the revolution.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Johnny Aztec posted:

Nah, it's worse than that.

He is willingly going to get a criminal record, get expelled from college, and really gently caress up his life, so that Bernice doesn't have to say " We were reviewing class notes and lost track of time" because lord knows, if anyone ever saw her slip up as RA, they would drag her down like wild dogs.
WILD DOGS, SELACHIAN

It's even worse than that. As terrible as it would be for someone to think an RA broke a rule, it would be far, far worse for anyone to find out that an unwedded Nice Girl was alone with a gentleman and possibly smooched him or maybe even engaged in a premarital sex act!!!!! People might think that she was as bad as Tiffany! And we can put up with this from Tiffany because she is a slut to the bone, but Bernice is better than Tiffany and must be held to a higher standard.


painynumbs posted:

Of interest to probably nobody outside this thread, I accidentally sabotaged Luann recently. A small part of my job is making Spanish color files for Luann, and a couple weeks ago I named the files incorrectly and dropped them in a hot folder, which overwrote the English line files on the server with Spanish.

So a bunch of papers ended up with Spanish Luann strips and either ran those by accident or just didn't run the strip, and editors said a lot of Luann fans were very upset they missed important plot points.

It was me, Luann fans, the author of all your pain

Nobody said doing God's work would make you popular

Julet Esqu fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Apr 21, 2017

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

painynumbs posted:

Of interest to probably nobody outside this thread, I accidentally sabotaged Luann recently. A small part of my job is making Spanish color files for Luann, and a couple weeks ago I named the files incorrectly and dropped them in a hot folder, which overwrote the English line files on the server with Spanish.

So a bunch of papers ended up with Spanish Luann strips and either ran those by accident or just didn't run the strip, and editors said a lot of Luann fans were very upset they missed important plot points.

It was me, Luann fans, the author of all your pain

Luann has important plot points? :confused:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

painynumbs posted:

Of interest to probably nobody outside this thread, I accidentally sabotaged Luann recently. A small part of my job is making Spanish color files for Luann, and a couple weeks ago I named the files incorrectly and dropped them in a hot folder, which overwrote the English line files on the server with Spanish.

So a bunch of papers ended up with Spanish Luann strips and either ran those by accident or just didn't run the strip, and editors said a lot of Luann fans were very upset they missed important plot points.

It was me, Luann fans, the author of all your pain

Next time send some goon made edits.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Kennel posted:

Next time send some goon made edits.

Quietly usurp control of Luann.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Usurp control? Never. Luann delenda est.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



painynumbs posted:

Of interest to probably nobody outside this thread, I accidentally sabotaged Luann recently. A small part of my job is making Spanish color files for Luann, and a couple weeks ago I named the files incorrectly and dropped them in a hot folder, which overwrote the English line files on the server with Spanish.

So a bunch of papers ended up with Spanish Luann strips and either ran those by accident or just didn't run the strip, and editors said a lot of Luann fans were very upset they missed important plot points.

It was me, Luann fans, the author of all your pain

Doing god's work

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:


Mary Worth



Jesus Christ this is a boring storyline. They keep talking about things happening but nothing is happening.


WTF are you talking about? Over the past few weeks we've had:
-Old lady sunbathing
-Discussion of towel folding
-The temptation of tobacco
-Fine dining
-And now we're swinging into a theater story arc.
With this much plot jammed into such a short time most Mary Worth readers are having to go lay down for a spell. I can hardly think of another modern comic that keeps me on the edge of my seat like this.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

My wife wants me to go on a cruise; I think I might show her this storyline as evidence that they're just too action packed.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
tbh I'd quite like to spend a week sitting on deck of a boat, reading some of the ~dozen books I have in my to-read pile.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Evil Mastermind posted:


What the gently caress is that...pose she's doing in the last panel?

Maybe she has Bell's Palsy?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

goatface posted:

tbh I'd quite like to spend a week sitting on deck of a boat,

Guys it's working...

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

goatface posted:

tbh I'd quite like to spend a week sitting on deck of a boat, reading some of the ~dozen books I have in my to-read pile.
But you could also spend a week reading them on dry land and not have to deal with being trapped on a boat the whole time. :v:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
But I like being on boats :(

Also I would have a really good excuse to ignore emails.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Evil Mastermind posted:

The Classic Dinette Set is a third-party check.


Guest starring Stuart Ashen.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Haifisch posted:

But you could also spend a week reading them on dry land and not have to deal with being trapped on a boat the whole time. :v:

But they might see a whale! That would be too exhilarating for Mary Worth, but I reckon goatface's heart might be able to handle it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I would be okay with that. A nice fjord would suffice.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Actual things that might go wrong on this cruise:

- Rogue wave hits, Mary overboard! Wilbur rushes home to interview her for his survivor stories or whatever it is he's doing.
- Engine fire, ship disabled and the buffet runs out.
- Everybody gets norovirus!
- Guy in random couple caught smoking. Wife miffed.

(It'll be that last one, b/c prime meddling opportunity.)

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
-They intersect with the Edge of Adventure, which improves the art but somehow makes the story go even slower.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



WHEN THE gently caress ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE FOLDED TOWELS????

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Ghostlight posted:

WHEN THE gently caress ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE FOLDED TOWELS????

They're reading this thread and torturing you.

Toby: "I didn't think I had a GHOST of a chance winning those fun casino games!"
Mary: "You should have seen your eyes LIGHT up. Now, let's hit that towel-folding demonstration one last time before we NEVER see it again!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy


Well, that's not age-appropriate.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

treasureplane posted:

Nancy (March 28, 1944)

This got more of a :wtc: out of me than Flash Gordon's space werewolves.

Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Reply All



Zits



Weird Jeremy...

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set just wanted the larger portions.


Working Daze left its fedora at home.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is so versatile!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

computer angel posted:



Weird Jeremy...

It's only weird if you have an anime character on your pillowcase.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic







gently caress You, Pinky!




"Why yes, Strange Child, here is my license and registration."




Rip Kirby




Now, if we're being honest, those jets didn't really contribute to that kill.




Big Ben Bolt






Roy might be the only time in Big Ben Bolt that I can think of where the artist effectively conveyed a babyface. Usually "kid" characters in this strip look about 45.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mister Kingdom posted:

Guest starring Stuart Ashen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymfZ_tmDIVU&hd=1

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Dustin




how much energy is wasted in printing and distributing physical newspapers?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Mandrake


Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Nigerian pirates attack the cruise ship.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Where is this cruise ship meant to be cruising?

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


Kennel posted:


Mandrake




i take it back, mandrake is awesome

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


Understanding Chaos

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Ein cooler Typ posted:

Dustin




how much energy is wasted in printing and distributing physical newspapers?

I stopped paying for my newspaper subscription like four months ago and they're still sending me that poo poo.

I don't think staying off her phone is going to save much energy, though. Not unless she recharges like five times a day.




Sluggo wouldn't be poor if he'd stop being lazy and go get a job.


Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Hair! Hair! Hair!


2000 Spiderman








This is what happens when Peter does things without MJ or a raccoon to help him.

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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

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