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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ketchup vs catsup posted:

if you look at ryan lizza's history on the new yorker, he's, uh, written a grand total of zero satirical articles for them.

Yeah I know but COME ON

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Dawn of War III is bad

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

I'm cracking up assuming it's a satirical new Yorker article

If someone confirms it is real I will die

that laughter is friction as the remaining sanity cocooning your mind wears away

let it go. become what me all must become now, in the final age of man

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


cuz

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




same

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




no way

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



https://twitter.com/SamsungMobileUS/status/855477729084440576

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
the president is intentionally destabilizing the government because it will make for good TV.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

lol last time it was high stakes poker trump raised and folded so i cant wait to see how he does this with the added pressure of not doing something in his first hunnert days

ur hole cardZ r six nine offsuit

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Baloogan posted:

the president is intentionally destabilizing the government because it will make for good TV.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Thanks, Trump.

When is the 100 day mark?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

the president is intentionally destabilizing the government because it will make for good TV.

big league

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Baloogan posted:

the president is intentionally destabilizing the government because it will make for good TV.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
hey maybe that guy is a grower and nowt a shower

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

ur hole cardZ r six nine offsuit

trpurmp: all in

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


cumshitter posted:

trpurmp: all in

Hot take:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-_CJzD1Lc

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

its the little things in life that count

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Bitch it was the note 7, burn failef

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Nonsense posted:

Dawn of War III is bad

All the reviews I've read so far have been the typical major studio dicksucking.

"List of things that are wrong with the game"

"8.5/10!"

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
that flayed fruit dick pic helped me think of a awesome grindcore/death metal band name feel free to use: Scrotal Annihilation

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

that flayed fruit dick pic helped me think of a awesome grindcore/death metal band name feel free to use: Scrotal Annihilation

Up there with Anal oval office.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

that flayed fruit dick pic helped me think of a awesome grindcore/death metal band name feel free to use: Scrotal Annihilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxAdOQtAFEs

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

hahaha

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
scrotal annihilation is too death metal. i want to start a smoothe randb band called scrotal trauma

like were gonna rock your nuts a bit but youre gonna recover

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Great, now I remember TA Spring and chicken mode. THANKS BALOOGAN.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

crotch rot
altho thats prolly a band already

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


cumshitter posted:

scrotal annihilation is too death metal. i want to start a smoothe randb band called scrotal trauma

like were gonna rock your nuts a bit but youre gonna recover

I have a good metal band name

No really hear me out

It's called

Cumshitter

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

skinned balls

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

iospace posted:

I have a good metal band name

No really hear me out

It's called

Cumshitter

pansy division still writes me nasty emails because i copyrighted the name first

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
So what, the New Yorker anonymously quoted a "top White House official" and it's literally the president? Is that what things have come to?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


cumshitter posted:

pansy division still writes me nasty emails because i copyrighted the name first

Man what a bunch of pansies, not changing their name when someone else called dibs.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

iospace posted:

Up there with Anal oval office.

i honestly feel like a trash human being bc sometimes "hitler was a sensitive man" gets stuck in my head

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
just getting h y p e r n o r m a l i z e d with some scrot-wave

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

the president is intentionally destabilizing the government because it will make for good TV.

:yossame:

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Samurai Sanders posted:

So what, the New Yorker anonymously quoted a "top White House official" and it's literally the president? Is that what things have come to?

google 'John Barron'

trump's done this before

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:same:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
testicular torsion wooould be another good medical name for a band. thats when your nuts twist around each other

i knew a doc who had to treat someone for that once. you have to tickle the muscles around the groin with a medical stick to make the balls retract and hopefully unwind otherwise its surgery time

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




anime was right posted:

i honestly feel like a trash human being bc sometimes "hitler was a sensitive man" gets stuck in my head


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVcfZEE7U2s

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

Dawn of War III is bad

unsurprising yet still disappointing(?)

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