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Roth
Jul 9, 2016

"Let's say this hypothetical reader has budgeted out 30 dollars a month to spend on floppy comics. More than a lot of people can afford to dole out each month on these things"

:suicide:

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Secret Empire 0 is some awful rear end WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS horseshit

Spencer should stop writing

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's just another example of how hosed and terrible Dark Horse's manga department is. They've left Battle Angel Alita out of print for over a decade, and they keep licensing manga, realeasing a few volumes, and then just giving up. They did the first 14 volume of Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service and then just stopped, started rereleasing it in 3 in1 omnibuses, and then just stopped after the fourth one. They had abandoned Drifters and Blood Blockade Battlefront until they got anime series that drove up interest again. And they charge fifteen dollars per volume for Berserk.

Dark Horse is bad

On the other hand they seem committed to the I Am A Hero omnibuses which is good and cool and rad

And they've kept Lone Wolf and Cub in print for years even if it is flipped, and the price is incredible for the content

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Roth posted:

I feel like could top basically any bad Batman comic with a random oage from Dark Knigjt Strikes Again

Wrong, that book is amazing and you're all loving heathens

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

You are not a person I will ever understand

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Roth posted:

You are not a person I will ever understand

There's always people who insist that a terrible thing is actually secretly brilliant and amazing. Especially if it's spectacularly bad, bizarre and borderline incoherent- nobody's in here talking about how great the Onslaught storyline was. Mediocre stories don't inspire that kind of devotion. Hell look deep within yourself and you might find that you've got something like that of your own. (Mine is the movie Batman and Robin.)

It's just a thing nerds do.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I'll have you know that the episode "Critters" from New Batman Adventures is actually the best episode in the entire DCAU

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

purple death ray posted:

There's always people who insist that a terrible thing is actually secretly brilliant and amazing. Especially if it's spectacularly bad, bizarre and borderline incoherent- nobody's in here talking about how great the Onslaught storyline was. Mediocre stories don't inspire that kind of devotion. Hell look deep within yourself and you might find that you've got something like that of your own. (Mine is the movie Batman and Robin.)

It's just a thing nerds do.

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

purple death ray posted:

There's always people who insist that a terrible thing is actually secretly brilliant and amazing. Especially if it's spectacularly bad, bizarre and borderline incoherent- nobody's in here talking about how great the Onslaught storyline was. Mediocre stories don't inspire that kind of devotion. Hell look deep within yourself and you might find that you've got something like that of your own. (Mine is the movie Batman and Robin.)

It's just a thing nerds do.
We
Except it's actually an amazing comic that calls DC out on the same poo poo we did in 2012, namely it's long sloppy blowjob to the past, but about ten years before that became an all consuming Problem with DC

It's a book about honoring the past while embracing the future and I love it dearly

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Straight up Miller not wanting to write another DKR and DC insisting on it not once but twice is so loving clear when you read DKSA and ASBAR

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

So was 9/11 the definitive line in Miller's career where everything before was good and everything after was complete garbage? Has he written anything good since?

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

X-O posted:

So was 9/11 the definitive line in Miller's career where everything before was good and everything after was complete garbage? Has he written anything good since?

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

DKSA and ASBAR

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

X-O posted:

So was 9/11 the definitive line in Miller's career where everything before was good and everything after was complete garbage? Has he written anything good since?

DKSA and ASBAR are both great y'all

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

It's well and fine to like DKSA, but I really just don't.

I hate the coloring, it's full of really dumb stuff like Superman loving Wonder Woman so hard it causes tidal waves, and there was some really gross homophobia I wasn't a fan of.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


X-O posted:

So was 9/11 the definitive line in Miller's career where everything before was good and everything after was complete garbage? Has he written anything good since?

If he has I didn't hear about it.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

X-O posted:

So was 9/11 the definitive line in Miller's career where everything before was good and everything after was complete garbage? Has he written anything good since?
He had a very clear mental break on 9/11 that he's never recovered from, but his work since then has been Claremont-level lovely, where it poisons the good work too because you look back and all you can see is the stuff that'd go malignant and take over everything already there, screaming "HI I'M A GIANT RED FLAG, WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE ME BEFORE, NOW YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT". Stuff like Selina Kyle being a prostitute in both Year One and DKR even though the plot wouldn't change one tiny bit if she wasn't, for example.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I've said this before, but that insane naked senator wrapped in the American flag from DKR was Frank Miller's self-insert this entire time, it just took a while for us to realize it.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

X-O posted:

So was 9/11 the definitive line in Miller's career where everything before was good and everything after was complete garbage? Has he written anything good since?

You know that one scene in the Simpsons where Bart replays Lisa breaking Ralph's heart and saying "this is the exact moment you can see his heart break"? Well you can do the same thing but replace the video with DKSA and "Ralph's heart" with "Miller's brain".

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

In a bubble Miller's work often looks like it has a message but then you see him talk.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Aphrodite posted:

In a bubble Miller's work often looks like it has a message but then you see him talk.

Art still has a message, namaste

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

So does mime.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I liked DK2 from the perspective of yeah, Miller definitely didn't want to do a real sequel to Dark Knight Returns and when he did, it was only natural that it was a reflection that a decade and a half had passed in comics, in Frank Miller's life, and in the world. As an almost MAD magazine send-up of SERIOUS MODERN COMICS it obviously kind of shits on the original work, but deliberately so. David Brothers wrote a fair bit about DK2 years ago when we both actually blogged about comic books, and I agree with pretty much everything he said. It's also worth noting almost the entire book was written (and drawn) prior to 9/11, so while that's a tidy narrative, it doesn't really work re: DK2.

As for All-Star Batman and Robin, another big two writer told me at a bar that when he e-mailed Miller to ask him how he felt about the book, its marketing, reception, and his hopes for the project, apparently Miller wrote back with

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"

So make of that what you will.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

CapnAndy posted:

In fairness, it should be, it's straight unapologetic bondage porn. Hell, Sex Criminals is at least bagged.

I know a lot of people don't like 50 Shades of Grey, but we all owe those books a debt of gratitude for making hardcore bondage porn mainstream

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Edge & Christian posted:

I liked DK2 from the perspective of yeah, Miller definitely didn't want to do a real sequel to Dark Knight Returns and when he did, it was only natural that it was a reflection that a decade and a half had passed in comics, in Frank Miller's life, and in the world. As an almost MAD magazine send-up of SERIOUS MODERN COMICS it obviously kind of shits on the original work, but deliberately so. David Brothers wrote a fair bit about DK2 years ago when we both actually blogged about comic books, and I agree with pretty much everything he said. It's also worth noting almost the entire book was written (and drawn) prior to 9/11, so while that's a tidy narrative, it doesn't really work re: DK2.

As for All-Star Batman and Robin, another big two writer told me at a bar that when he e-mailed Miller to ask him how he felt about the book, its marketing, reception, and his hopes for the project, apparently Miller wrote back with

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"

So make of that what you will.

This doesn't explain why the art got so bad half way through the run. Like there was a sudden lack of shits given halfway through and everyone just became elaborately boxed shape.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

CapnAndy posted:

He had a very clear mental break on 9/11 that he's never recovered from, but his work since then has been Claremont-level lovely, where it poisons the good work too because you look back and all you can see is the stuff that'd go malignant and take over everything already there, screaming "HI I'M A GIANT RED FLAG, WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE ME BEFORE, NOW YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT". Stuff like Selina Kyle being a prostitute in both Year One and DKR even though the plot wouldn't change one tiny bit if she wasn't, for example.

I genuinely think Elektra: Assassin is a fascinating piece just because of what Sienkiewicz drawing Miller's words reveals when you place it in the context of Miller's work as a whole.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Barry Convex posted:

This is fantastic and pretty much everyone should read it.

I'm not reading 30K words by someone with a furry avatar. What are the highlights?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Soonmot posted:

I'm not reading 30K words by someone with a furry avatar. What are the highlights?

The main takeaways are that prioritising the direct market system is really bad for the long-term health of the industry, and that Marvel is currently putting short-term profits ahead of long-term growth or stability.

Doctor Spaceman fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Apr 22, 2017

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


In other words, it's Rhyno's fault that Nova got canceled.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

This reply in the Neogaf thread for that article is great.

quote:

Originally Posted by Big One
This is how I would restructure the comic book industry and I'm going to get hate for some of these but whatever:

I'll remove the pre-order problem by getting rid of single issue physical releases (outside of rare occasions). This will make collector's salty as gently caress but in 2017 single issue comics are only bought by a select niche of people. We live in the digital age now, and despite not knowing any of the digital sales I'm willing to bet they're much much better than issue releases.

.99 for digital, 1.99 for physical release for all comics (that is IF you keep physical single issues)

When a new series or volume launches I'll give it a quasi-animated trailer on youtube to promote said series, using a narrator to give you a gist of what you can expect from the comic. Think of the Magic the Gathering promotional videos they have for their sets.

Drastically reduce the amount of spinoffs and mini-series, focus primarily on runs. Mini-series will still exist but will only be done by prolific writers ala Grant Morrison and etc.

Relaunches will be tied entirely to movie releases to get people interested in the comic versions. The relaunches will be released a week or so before the movie to drum up interest for the film as well as get people buying it once they see the film.

For longrunning series like Spiderman, Iron Man, Batman, Superman and etc. there will be a mandate to have entire arcs to be resolved in the span of one tradepaperback's worth of content (sometimes two in bigger arcs). Each trade-paperback will have a beginning, middle, and end, even in long runs with the same writer and artist. Readers should be able to pick up a whole trade paperback and get a full story out of it imo.

Not only will trailers be given to new series but as well as new arcs for long-running series like the stated above. When Batman faces off against Bane in a new storyline, it's going to be promoted as a big deal to build up hype.

No more events, period. They suck. Instead, there will be massive crossover mini-series but they'll be self-contained stories not tied in with ANY of the other comics in any capacity.

This is just my fantasy booking for comics, but this is how I've always wished the model was like.


Edit: Great in the thought that motion comic trailers and killing floppies would save the industry is hilarious, I mean.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Apr 22, 2017

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


All those ideas except reserving miniseries for prestige creators are solid, at least from my consumer perspective. The price tag probably isn't realistic due to modern printing costs, but comic prices are definitely insane as it stands.

E: Ha, 1963-era Marvel comic prices, adjusted for inflation, are exactly 99 cents.

Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Apr 22, 2017

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
I would be so down with keeping monthlies to digital only and moving to trades for physical releases.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
American Comics should adopt the Manga distribution system. Instead of every series getting its own monthly print release, there are monthly magazines each with 5-8 series in them.
Like, "Detective Comics" would be a monthly magazine, each issue would be 200 or more pages long, and contain new installments of Batman, Batwoman, Green Arrow, etc.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Guy Goodbody posted:

American Comics should adopt the Manga distribution system. Instead of every series getting its own monthly print release, there are monthly magazines each with 5-8 series in them.
Like, "Detective Comics" would be a monthly magazine, each issue would be 200 or more pages long, and contain new installments of Batman, Batwoman, Green Arrow, etc.

That'd be like 35 dollars an issue, if not more. It doesn't address the problem of how loving overpriced it all is.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Edit: Great in the thought that motion comic trailers and killing floppies would save the industry is hilarious, I mean.

If the industry has to die for floppies to go, it's worth considering.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:


E: Ha, 1963-era Marvel comic prices, adjusted for inflation, are exactly 99 cents.

Comics used to make money off advertising.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Skwirl posted:

Comics used to make money off advertising.

Yeah, and they used to be printed on the shittiest possible paper and printed with really simple colors, and there wasn't a monopoly on printing, and there's probably unionizing involved somewhere. But as a consumer I'm still getting smacked in the jaw with modern prices that don't scale at all from what they were when I was a kid and certainly not with the prices of when comics were booming in the olden days.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Teenage Fansub posted:

This reply in the Neogaf thread for that article is great.



Edit: Great in the thought that motion comic trailers and killing floppies would save the industry is hilarious, I mean.
Those are... really good ideas, though? Pretty drat solid.

I'm still reading through the thing myself; I have Opinions, surprising nobody, but I want to save it until the end.

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Apr 22, 2017

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Not having events isn't a great idea because events can be really good. The issue is having them driven by marketing rather than creative.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Ghostlight posted:

Not having events isn't a great idea because events can be really good. The issue is having them driven by marketing rather than creative.

They've always been driven by marketing, though. I mean, Secret Wars (the real one) was explicitly just to sell toys.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Okay well congratulations on identifying the clearest example of marketing driving an event.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lurdiak posted:

Yeah, and they used to be printed on the shittiest possible paper and printed with really simple colors

Yeah, and they should go back to that.

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