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PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Martout posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha come the gently caress on

"This is not Donald J. Trump, large penishaver extraordinaire. This is just a white house, uh, person. But believe me folks, it's going to be bigly"

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

What is it about people and their unwavering dedication to Wikileaks as the most honest and vetted source of information on the planet? If I criticize them at all I'm the one who's biased.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Holy hell :eyepop:

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

key supplement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-mxVxFXLg
see: high functioning autistic david byrne and his amazing blackface

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/PowerbotSA/status/855696257548931072

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

OhFunny posted:

Holy hell :eyepop:

If you wrote everything that happened since the escalator and pitched it as a script, they'd say the same thing.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

What is it about people and their unwavering dedication to Wikileaks as the most honest and vetted source of information on the planet? If I criticize them at all I'm the one who's biased.

It's probably because back in the day they had some good scoops before they became a Putin news source.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

PostNouveau posted:

If I were a White House official giving anonymous quotes to the press, I'd weave in "big league" and "trust me" as much as I could.
U r ein fake trump the true words are 'believe Me"

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Lugentrumpen lugentrumpen.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

etalian posted:

It's probably because back in the day they had some good scoops before they became a Putin news source.

I pointed this out. I was informed I'm biased.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


*dms dick pic to bot*

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

there is water at the bottom of the ocean



Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

Horseshoe theory posted:

"More Songs About Buildings and Food" is better than "Remain in Light".

nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DLhrB2U_co

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

When a man seeks to convert to Judaism, a Rabbi must deny him 3 times in order to test his commitment and resolve. When a Trump seeks to negotiate a trade deal, a Merkel must deny him 11 times because he's a loving idiot.



No matter how stupid I think he is, he does something stupider. :psyduck:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
hello, hello.

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


I did a thing posted:

hello, hello.

Be careful calling out into the void, for you know not who may answer.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

well im a tumblr

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Zas posted:

key supplement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-mxVxFXLg
see: high functioning autistic david byrne and his amazing blackface

wow

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/shadihamid/status/855472184713764864

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

He would see faces in movies, on T.V., in magazines, and in books...
He thought that some of these faces might be right for him...
And through the years, by keeping an ideal facial structure fixed in his mind...
Or somewhere in the back of his mind...
That he might, by force of will, cause his face to approach those of his ideal...
The change would be very subtle...It might take ten years or so...
Gradually his face would change its' shape...
A more hooked nose...wider, thinner lips...beady eyes...a larger forehead.
He imagined that this was an ability he shared with most other people...
They had also molded their faced according to some ideal...
Maybe they imagined that their new face would better
Suit their personality...Or maybe they imagined that their
Personality would be forced to change to fit the new appearance...
This is why first impressions are often correct...
Although some people might have made mistakes...
They may have arrived at an appearance that bears no relationship to them...
They may have picked an ideal appearance based on some childish
Whim, or momentary impulse...
Some may have gotten half-way
There, and then changed their minds.
He wonders if he too might have made a similar mistake.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Hillaryscareer.txt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Actual Satan posted:

Be careful calling out into the void, for you know not who may answer.

https://twitter.com/powerbotsa/status/855710537182728194

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Hey her entitlement won the popular vote, maybe they can double down on it for Clinton 2020 and win even more!

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

damnit why do pics of her ALWAYS makes me jump a lil, i can even deal with jumpscares

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

lma o forever and ever

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Actual Satan posted:

Be careful calling out into the void, for you know not who may answer.




prefect posted:

No matter how stupid I think he is, he does something stupider. :psyduck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

wait something just sunk in




he named barron after his own fake spokesman

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Actual Satan posted:

Be careful calling out into the void, for you know not who may answer.

hail satan :heysexy:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Al! posted:

wait something just sunk in




he named barron after his own fake spokesman

yeah he really likes the name

it's kinda funny that it's the lowest noble rank too

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

Al! posted:

wait something just sunk in




he named barron after his own fake spokesman

you're way behind on your barron lore

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



I'm dead

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

haha yeah I know but doing it as potus is a different level of hubris imo

Al! posted:

wait something just sunk in




he named barron after his own fake spokesman

I think we were lmeboing at this a long time ago actually?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
barron is named not after john barron but after baron harkonen because one of trump's favorite things to do in 1987 was do a shitload of cocaine off an underage sex slave's body while watching Dune and the kind of person Trump is he admired harkonen as a leader and he's also illiterate so he just took a stab at spelling baron and here we are

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

yessssss!

shut it down! shut it down! shut it down! woooooooooooo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



if you pitched this to a big hollywood producer - and believe me, i know from big producers - believe me im very important - you can believe me on that, they would say "get outta here! get outta town! cmon quit screwin around you fuckin wiseguy get the gently caress outta here!" and believe me i would know, i know from bigtime producers cos im a bigtime boy in hollywood and also in new york, im a big shot, get the gently caress outta here. ok, you got all that?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
medium hot take, that's Bannon trying to be Trump. The apocalyptic language and classic references betray him through the "trust me" and "guess what?"s.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
*awkwardly tries to high five/slap thread, an hour after it attempted to high five me and i ignored it*

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Augus posted:

I'm dead

we all are, on day 100, it's the season finale !! nothing gets ratings like a world war !!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



crazy cloud posted:

barron is named not after john barron but after baron harkonen because one of trump's favorite things to do in 1987 was do a shitload of cocaine off an underage sex slave's body while watching Dune and the kind of person Trump is he admired harkonen as a leader and he's also illiterate so he just took a stab at spelling baron and here we are

lemme run somethin by you ok so i really really want everyone on my staff to have a heartplug and i can pull it out whenever and smear their lifeblood erotically over their fuckin white smocks as the die in front of me. and believe me, its non negotiable.

*mysteriously has trouble filling job vacancies*

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

I did a thing posted:

yessssss!

shut it down! shut it down! shut it down! woooooooooooo

:stoked:

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